Joke of the Day!

[SBS933]

Hell Yeah !!! A guy gets pulled over by a cop, the cop asks him where in the hell are you going that you had to drive that fast ? The man tells him he's going to work. The cop asks, what the hell do you do that's so important. the man tells him he's an Asshole Stretcher, the cop says what the hell does an Asshole Stretcher do ? the man tells him, well I insert 2 fingers then 2 more and I stretch it till it's six foot wide. The cop then asks, what the hell do you do with a 6 foot Asshole ? The man tells him, I put a Gun and a Badge on it.