To find out if someone died in your house?

It's not the $12 that bothers me, it's the what if someone did. Now what?

Our house isn't that old, but the "joke" is it's a little haunted. I seriously doubt anyone died there, we're the second owners and the fam that sold is young.

I got a spam this morning from diedinhouse.com. First thing I thought was how morbid. Second thing was, that's fuckin genius.

Twelve bucks an inquiry, 1000 inquiries a month. That's unlimited boating trips and spending money galore .

So I'm thinking of a new real estate agency. Someonediedhere.com Realty. And I know where to go to get a list of customers