Paddy is a lying cheating whore

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My wife brought me home a bottle of this from a St. Patty's day event. I decided to bring it to a friends house Saturday night.

Cinnamon whiskey with an apple flavor. Straight from the freezer....it's amazing. However, Paddy is a sneaky sumbitch. Paddy went and jacked up my shower. Knocked over the trash can, threw my wifes shampoo out of the shower entirely and dumped all of her soap on the shower floor.