How does your morning start?

[McRib]

My morning always starts with a boner (MINE). Then I wash it for about 10 min in the shower. I then air dry, brush my teeth and head to work. I don't drink coffee. Coffee is for geriatrics who still wanna be 30.

[GRADS]

My morning always starts with a boner (MINE). Then I wash it for about 10 min in the shower.

Good thing you clarified that...

[Eli]

My morning always starts with a boner (MINE). Then I wash it for about 10 min in the shower. I then air dry, brush my teeth and head to work. I don't drink coffee. Coffee is for geriatrics who still wanna be 30.

Oh... I guess our mornings never start out the same


Sent from my Bat Cave

[McRib]

Oh... I guess our mornings never start out the same


Sent from my Bat Cave

That would depend if the boner was in play.

[2FORCEFULL]

with a bang.... then a power nape

[Milkmoney]

Alarm is set for 6. I am awake looking at the clock since 4:30. Never drank a cup if coffee in my life. So it's a bottle of water first thing. Watch the news see my chicky off to work. Poor girl has to work. Then I go about my day. What ever has to be done and where I might want to go.

Real easy.

[rschap1]

Up before alarm at 3:10
Wake the wife up, the let her go back to sleep by 3:25
On the icy slippery road by 3:35 and an hour's drive to work.
By 7 the whole crew is here and I been working away.
No coffee.
I will drink a can of Diet Coke or Diet Mountain Dew and a bottle of water as I drive in.
Then ice water in a coffee cup until noon.

[djunkie]

Suicidal. I'm kidding people.

[ChumpChange]

By knockin the bottom out and then hittin the gym.

[McRib]

By knockin the bottom out and then hittin the gym.

I can't hit the bottom but I'll tear the shit out the sides going in.

Smashed fosters can! Whataugonnado