American Express

[HB Vic]

My letter to Amex:


Dear AMEX thank you for giving me such a large line of credit.
And thank you for giving me multiple cards and multiple accounts.
Your generosity is insuperable.

We had a blast over the past 29 days. I don't really remember what we did, but from the dresser drawer full of credit card receipts, we must have had fun.

I received my statement in the mail today.

After the paramedics revived me, twice, I fell again but this time I hit my head on a potted plant I bought with my Amex Plum card. I bled all over my statement and can no longer read the amount that is due.

Rather than bother you for a new statement, I am remitting the blood covered statement I have along with a $100 bill and a small piece of my scalp as a memento of our relationship. I've also enclosed what is now a small pile of Amex card confetti. Please use it wisely. I figure we've caused each other enough agony. I am terminating our relationship effective immediately.

Its been fun, but next time I will leave home without it.

Thank you,
HB

[Wendi]

My letter to Amex:


Dear AMEX thank you for giving me such a large line of credit.
And thank you for giving me multiple cards and multiple accounts.
Your generosity is insuperable.

We had a blast over the past 29 days. I don't really remember what we did, but from the dresser drawer full of credit card receipts, we must have had fun.

I received my statement in the mail today.

After the paramedics revived me, twice, I fell again but this time I hit my head on a potted plant I bought with my Amex Plum card. I bled all over my statement and can no longer read the amount that is due.

Rather than bother you for a new statement, I am remitting the blood covered statement I have along with a $100 bill and a small piece of my scalp as a memento of our relationship. I've also enclosed what is now a small pile of Amex card confetti. Please use it wisely. I figure we've caused each other enough agony. I am terminating our relationship effective immediately.

Its been fun, but next time I will leave home without it.

Thank you,
HB

Told you so!!! LOL

[314joey]

You mean they actually expected you to pay, that's bullchit, fock those guys I would throw the dahm thing away.

I love cash...............lol

[Eli]

Too funny!!!


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!

[28eliminator]

Lol...


Sent from somewhere on the water

[ChumpChange]

Plum Card? Weak.

[HB Vic]

Plum Card? Weak.

That's the one I used for plants

The metal one is for food lol

[Stainless]

I hear tale of a black one, anyone here got one?


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

I hear tale of a black one, anyone here got one?

CH3NO2

I've put plenty of drinks on black cards. Have never paid the bill on one though.

[JBS]

Vic if it came in the mail don't sweat it.

It's when it comes UPS that I worry:big grin: