What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?

[WhiteWorks]

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

From my POS T-mobile thingie

I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup

[Eli]

I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

[Bobby V]

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy.

[WhiteWorks]

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

[WhiteWorks]

Hammer will need an allowance of $100 per day, on top of that you cover all expenses and you will need to lease him at least a 5 series beemer or E class benz for the duration of his cabana boy days.


Is this acceptable?

[Zander]

Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? all this meltdown and stuff :-O

[Eli]

Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? all this meltdown and stuff :-O

I'm not sure if anyone understands this thread. I'm under the impression it should've gone under the "drunk post" thread

On the other hand, most people do feel like a nuclear reactor blew through by the time I leave

[Eli]

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy.

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

Poor Hammer, just because he's single doesn't mean he has to be pawned off on the first Bat Shit Crazy chick.

While I'm sure he'd appreciate the negotiations on his behalf, I don't think he's crazy enough to do it for anything less then $1,000,000 up front bonus and all the extras you added.

[Eli]

Meaning her day to day life Bobby,not just Internet life.

I have a day to day life?

[314joey]

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy, with his own cabana, but no banana hammock though, gross.