Who has friends like this !

**314joey** · 10-10-2013, 02:35 PM

These are all good one's, I'll let you know what I do to get my "friend" back, he's toast.

I like the kid one, that's vicious.

**314joey** · 10-10-2013, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by GRADS

Speaking of phone messages and placing fake craigslists ads....

Back a few years ago "Acatitude" from another boating forum was selling his Howard, I thought I'd be nice and help him out by placing an ad on craigslist for him. The only thing was instead of listing it for 75,000 I thought I would drop the price to 7,500. Placed his phone number in the ad and done.

This was the message I got from him about an hour after the ad was published.

l]

OMG, are you guys still friends, I'm guessing not.

**She's Mine** · 10-10-2013, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Eli

Let me call him and tell him I have news for him ...his -- year old son wants to meet him

Sent from my Bat Cave

This is just awesome... I like this one...

I was going to say, have your wife call him very upset and make up some story that you are on your last leg and so glad that he called because you have been asking for him to come to the hospital....

**niceguyeddie** · 10-10-2013, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by GRADS

Speaking of phone messages and placing fake craigslists ads....

Back a few years ago "Acatitude" from another boating forum was selling his Howard, I thought I'd be nice and help him out by placing an ad on craigslist for him. The only thing was instead of listing it for 75,000 I thought I would drop the price to 7,500. Placed his phone number in the ad and done.

This was the message I got from him about an hour after the ad was published.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!
I always thought that guy was a jerk. He blew on me a few times years ago.

**Eli** · 10-10-2013, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by 314joey

These are all good one's, I'll let you know what I do to get my "friend" back, he's toast.

I like the kid one, that's vicious.

They don't call me Bat Shit Crazy for nothin

Sent from my Bat Cave

**314joey** · 10-10-2013, 04:53 PM

The guy came clean, but he's still toast.

**luckystrike** · 10-10-2013, 04:55 PM

Dont Tell me this is John Thompson Of Thompson -McCully Corp.. Of Bellview Mi ..???MFG

Originally Posted by 314joey

I just get a call on my cell and if I don't know the number I usually let it go to voice mail, so I don't answer it and whoever it was leaves a voice message;

"Please call Officer John Thompson back and I'll explain the trouble you're in"...................well, I reverse check the number and I think it's one of my goofy friends in Michigan, I haven't called him back yet, but I know for sure it's not a cops number, I know 100% that I haven't done anything wrong anyway and a cop doesn't leave a message like that, now it's time to think how I get him back.

**Eli** · 10-10-2013, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by 314joey

The guy came clean, but he's still toast.

Shoot I've been practicing my story

Sent from my Bat Cave

**ColeBoater** · 10-10-2013, 05:15 PM

Put all of his information out on a mortgage search site something like lowermybills.com or lendingtree.com. Phone will ring off the hook with a bunch of lenders wanting to sell him a loan. It is pretty brutal.