Winners

[Tishimself]

First true win of my life was the day I married Chrissie. Best thing ever is being married to that girl....

Second win was being hired by Amtrak and moving up North to Waterford here. Quiet and remote, with fresh clean air and streams everywhere you look....my stress level went down a 150 ticks up here....Amtrak is semi retirement...except when people walk out in front of us....then it sucks.

[Stainless]

Landed Wendi. Dam auto correct.
Winning
sent from the best phone on earth

Is this WMC or Wendi posting? :p

[PokerRun388]

Great idea for a thread, but I can't think of anything to contribute, lol

Lol ditto that... I can't think of anything I've ever won that's worth posting..haha

[SBS933]

Aren't you supposed to go first?

I rolled a perfect 300 in bowling once (12 strikes in a row for those that don't know bowling). Does that count?

Yeah Huh, I guess it was my first motocross win at the old Irwindale raceway. Nothing better then collecting a trophy.

[Cigalert]

It went down like this...


I wanted to go to ChuckECheese for my 29th birthday. My wife obliged (I had a rough childhood and wanted one rat birthday before I turned 30)



I grabbed buckets of beer, tied balloons to my waist and started my magic on the skeeball machine. They're tiny skeeball machines which increases the difficulty far beyond any alcohol hindrance...kind like the small/half sized craps table in some of the seedy joints in Vegas.


After I was making it yellow rain (I don't get to pick the color of the tickets) I had challengers. I was so on fire I made it a game of horse. This guy was just upset because the previous game I smoked him throwing backwards and he was throwing normal. I guess his drunken thought process was....think like a drunk...be as cool as one.


Finally, one of charle's minions paid me a visit with 2 fresh rubberbanded straps of tickets. He requested I just take the tickets because it was easier than him reloading the machine every 20 minutes (you get a huge pay out of tickets when you win against all the other machines). This is me turning down his request.


I'm still winning....I got me a giant size pez dispenser of chewbaca's head that plays the star wars theme when you pull his head back.

[clubby]

Best. Story. Ever.

[Stainless]

Lmao, Cig.

[hbchgirl]

I agree Cigalert... Great story!!!

[SBS933]

Damn, and all I have is my kid kicked Chuckee Cheese in the balls when he was 5. Did I tell you I won a Creepy Crawler set from Hobo Kelly.

[ChumpChange]

My Porsche!