July 4th Paparazzi

[HB Vic]

Didn't know I was famous enough to have some clowns snapping pictures of me all week/weekend. Kinda flattered really.

Even people in my own park. Even bold enough to snap photos of us while standing next to us.

People never cease to amaze me. Just when you start to think most people are okay, people prove you wrong.

The sad part is they have absolutely no idea wtf was going on. No idea who they were actually hurting. No idea that I was not doing anything wrong.



So, go fuck yourself losers. I hope that someday I get to return the favor. Or at least snap some photos of you and post them up all over Hotboat media so people can see what a true loser looks like.

[jordy]

You are pretty huge in Japan.

[HB Vic]

You are pretty huge in Japan.

I'm pretty fucking huge in general right now. Time to go Keto lol

[jordy]

I'm pretty fucking huge in general right now. Time to go Keto lol

With all the time spent in Parker, you could opt for the Jenny Coke diet. I hear it's pretty popular down there.

[ChumpChange]

Ummmmm yeah?