So I got the lovely 'fraud on your credit card' call this past Wednesday. Somebody charged $1,500 dollars online to some company I've never heard of. Went through all the transactions and the bank shut down my card. I asked them to expedite my cards as I needed them quickly. Fast forward to today, my FIL drops by and there's two things sitting on my porch, my new credit cards and a large package from the company my bank asked me about. I guess they were going to follow the FedEx truck around and pick up the merchandise off my porch. Unfortunately for them, I'm blocking my porch with my MoHo and I have neighbors outside working on their yards.

I almost want to fill the box with rocks and put it back out there while sitting inside with my Glock.