Bogus Auto Appraisal

It's very rare that I post something like this. But I did blur out the names.

I can't imagine what grade level this person completed because this letter looks like it was written by a 3rd grader.

This is probably the poorest document I have ever seen submitted to a court as a rebuke to an actual appraisal performed and written by a professional, not someone who replaces toilets for a living.

I thought I would share it with the class as a classic example of what not to produce in a court trial. Unfortunately my acquaintance was not able to discuss the poor quality and content of this train wreck as the dispute was settled.

Keep your kids away from the crayons if you're going to court [emoji23]

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The have computer programs that fix/repair bad grammar, he should look into it, if you're going to try something like this, at least don't look like an idiot.

I will give you 5k for your chevelle, just let me know where to route the bank check to... :thumbsUp:

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

I will give you 5k for your chevelle, just let me know where to route the bank check to... :thumbsUp:

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I would sell it to you for some beer and pizza [emoji23]


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Not to get into a bidding war, but I'll go 6K

This would be so much more fun to read if it wasn't blurred out lol

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Originally Posted by 314joey

Not to get into a bidding war, but I'll go 6K

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Originally Posted by HB Vic

I would sell it to you for some beer and pizza [emoji23]


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6k + $100 gift cards for Village Road, Mari's, Dominicos + a few cases of the brew of your choice...

So hilarious this guy did he best to produce a professional looking document, but ended up with a one sheet piece of paper that meant absolutely shit LOL

Poor fat bastard. The only thing he can do well is chug a beer LOL

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Originally Posted by HB Vic

So hilarious this guy did he best to produce a professional looking document, but ended up with a one sheet piece of paper that meant absolutely shit LOL

Poor fat bastard. The only thing he can do well is chug a beer LOL

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I liked the comment about "show quality black paint job".... that price could range 500% depending on the quality/condition of the car that it is going on.................. the prep time on a wavy or hail damaged car would be 3x that of a a car that is straight or has new panels.................. And the prep time is a HUGE part of the cost...

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6k + $100 gift cards for Village Road, Mari's, Dominicos + a few cases of the brew of your choice...

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Don't make me go all in and offer "vegas hookers"

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

I liked the comment about "show quality black paint job".... that price could range 500% depending on the quality/condition of the car that it is going on.................. the prep time on a wavy or hail damaged car would be 3x that of a a car that is straight or has new panels.................. And the prep time is a HUGE part of the cost...

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The plumber is absolutely clueless. Once i figured out he was, there was no way in hell he was going to see, let alone touch, my car. He may as well have written his estimate on a piece of toiler paper LOL

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Originally Posted by 314joey

Don't make me go all in and offer "vegas hookers"

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I hear THEY dry up too quick...

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The plumber is absolutely clueless. Once i figured out he was, there was no way in hell he was going to see, let alone touch, my car. He may as well have written his estimate on a piece of toiler paper LOL

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Ahahahahah :)

I sent this to the real deal appraiser. When I called him he couldn't stop laughing [emoji23] [emoji23]


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