If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

Well it's official now. Gov. Jerry Brown announced this morning that the State of California is in a drought emergency. I grew up in the drought of the 70's and I kind of feel like water conservation has stuck with me ever since. Although I do normally flush my piss.

Anyone else remember the droughts years ago and things you did to conserve water? I remember putting bricks in the toilet so every flush would use less water. And of course everyone's yard was brown.

http://www.latimes.com/local/politic...#axzz2qgVgcfAq

For some reason, I think its so nasty when people dont flush their pee...
I do shut the water off when I brush my teeth...

I live in the desert, everyone pisses in the sand. I do use the house to sh#t though, the dogs growl at me when I use their spot.

We don't need more water. We need less people.

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Originally Posted by GRADS

Well it's official now. Gov. Jerry Brown announced this morning that.... HE's AN IDIOT.....

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There fixed it for ya!

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Originally Posted by niceguyeddie

We don't need more water. We need less people.

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lol!!

We need a pipeline from the Midwest. Those guys are always getting flooded. Why can't we grab more of the rain water instead of watching flow to the ocean...?

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

lol!!

We need a pipeline from the Midwest. Those guys are always getting flooded. Why can't we grab more of the rain water instead of watching flow to the ocean...?

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Environmentalists working against environmentalist. That's why. They'd come up with some crap about ruining habitats and blah blah blah blah. Imagine the wealth that would be created by such a project? if they shut the oil line down, they'll for sure shut down water.

Ya know... I'd be more than happy to walk outside and pee in my bush, but then I'll get arrested. I figure I'd be killing two birds with one stone as I'd also be watering my plants, but The Man is holding me down! lol

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

lol!!

We need a pipeline from the Midwest. Those guys are always getting flooded. Why can't we grab more of the rain water instead of watching flow to the ocean...?

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You guys (LA) do have a pipeline (from Norcal), but its never enough.... now they are trying to get tunnels too!.... the friggen tap is dry!!!!

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Originally Posted by niceguyeddie

Ya know... I'd be more than happy to walk outside and pee in my bush.

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Thats what I do,,,,ok I piss on the rocks:yes:

I just stopped for a "potty" break off the 99 and I think everyone pisses and shits outside bc it sure smells like it!


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Originally Posted by niceguyeddie

We don't need more water. We need less people.

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That and a bigger border fence with previously trained East German watchgaurds ;)

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

lol!!

We need a pipeline from the Midwest. Those guys are always getting flooded. Why can't we grab more of the rain water instead of watching flow to the ocean...?

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Seems so simple, but logic from the cubicle offices ruin common sense :(

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Originally Posted by Eli

I just stopped for a "potty" break off the 99 and I think everyone pisses and shits outside bc it sure smells like it!


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Bakersfield?

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Originally Posted by Ziggy

That and a bigger border fence with previously trained East German watchgaurds ;)


Seems so simple, but logic from the cubicle offices ruin common sense :(

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Screw the fence. Just stop offering them free shit and they'll stop coming.

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Originally Posted by HotWater

Bakersfield?

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It was about 70 miles south of Fresno. I'm not sure where that is.


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Drought?? So the water has escaped our atmosphere and is now in outer space?? Damn.


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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Drought?? So the water has escaped our atmosphere and is now in outer space?? Damn.


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It's all global warming's fault! :D


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It's all global warming's fault! :D


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Global warming will be followed by Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming

LOL

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Global warming will be followed by Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming

LOL

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No way! That can't be true just because historically that's what happened :D


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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Global warming will be followed by Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming, then Global cooling, then Global warming

LOL

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You missed one Global Warming. Otherwise, that was a well put together analysis.

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Drought?? So the water has escaped our atmosphere and is now in outer space?? Damn.


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It won't be a laughing matter when you don't have NorCal's water to even flush the brown down. ;)