Originally Posted by
Eli
Sometime this weekend, we started noticing the slow emergence of something weird...something odd and unusual. We didn't know what it was, so we checked the calendar. NO, it's not that "time." The weirdness came and went throughout the weekend, little blurbs here and there. Evidence presented itself with the numerous visits we made to see my niece because we miss her so much. Then there was a tinge of hurt when Eli wasn't invited to join a party, followed by waking up this morning and feeling not so skippy as our other six innerselves usually are. We had an emergency meeting a discovered Emotional Eli. First thing we all thought is fuck we're fucked and not in a good way. Now, we are plotting her demise. We all hate her because she lacks all self control and has been having trouble with leaking at the eyes. We hope to have her "gone" and "taken care of" before our trip to the Right Coast tomorrow.
We don't know how to deal with her or handle her shit! Any and all comedy or advise would be greatly appreciated!
Disclaimer: Emotional Eli may actually have a heart!!! WTF???? This is wrong in so many ways!
