Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

Printable View

Show 20 post(s) from this thread on one page

09-19-2013, 08:26 PM
GRADS

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD. ;)
09-19-2013, 08:27 PM
2FORCEFULL

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD. ;)

they're both dicks????
09-19-2013, 08:30 PM
GRADS

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL

they're both dicks????

X2? :lmao1:
09-19-2013, 08:30 PM
28eliminator

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... :yikes: He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.
09-20-2013, 07:02 AM
Eli

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

:hmmm: Grads school, I like it.

Great! You owe me $125,000. Thank you!

Sent from my Bat Cave
09-20-2013, 07:47 AM
CarolynandBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummerO

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

Powerful ugly. :LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley:
09-20-2013, 07:49 AM
Stainless

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL

Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....

Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed? :D

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free
09-20-2013, 08:12 AM
28eliminator

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL

they're both dicks????

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

X2? :lmao1:

hey hey... Threads have been closed for that kind of smack talk :wink:

And you want to be a Mod...:AngryFinger_7WSKJO::biggrin:
09-20-2013, 09:24 AM
Eli

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carbon

Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed? :D

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

Every 3500 miles or 7000 if I use synthetic ;)

Sent from my Bat Cave
09-20-2013, 09:33 AM
She's Mine

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A

Oh snap... cut my arm off and never speak a word about it... When asked what happen to your arm I would reply, "it was a hunting accident"...
09-20-2013, 09:42 AM
She's Mine

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

That would have been hilarious...
09-20-2013, 09:56 AM
Stainless

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eli

Every 3500 miles or 7000 if I use synthetic ;)

Sent from my Bat Cave

Don't you think that is severely exceeding the manufacturers recommendation?
I would be concerned about cob webs too. :D

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free
09-20-2013, 10:04 AM
Eli

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carbon

Don't you think that is severely exceeding the manufacturers recommendation?
I would be concerned about cob webs too. :D

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

Nowadays cob webs are a welcomed circumstance ;)

Sent from my Bat Cave
09-20-2013, 10:09 AM
Stainless

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eli

Nowadays cob webs are a welcomed circumstance ;)

Sent from my Bat Cave

:eek:

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free
09-20-2013, 10:36 AM
ChumpChange

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28eliminator

Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... :yikes: He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.

Was his favorite movie "The Crying Game"?
09-20-2013, 02:55 PM
2FORCEFULL

looks like the name less will remain nameless

http://youtu.be/huKwlgKmj5A
09-20-2013, 10:44 PM
The Doctor

Quote:

Originally Posted by RVR SWPR

C'mon Doc,unwind and laugh a little.Most of us have been married to the same lady for a long time,This what can make a good forum,a few laughs and no one personally insulted at all.

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D
09-20-2013, 10:57 PM
GRADS

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D

Banging a lot of chicks was cool too.:thumbup:
09-20-2013, 11:11 PM
SummerO

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRADS

Banging a lot of chicks was cool too.:thumbup:

Thats all I was sayin! Lmao
09-20-2013, 11:19 PM
RVR SWPR

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D

Well Done Doc.Good to see your posts :thumb:

Show 20 post(s) from this thread on one page