I started nailing chicks at work starting with my first job at 17 years old. Kept with the same program until I got married at 37. The airport was like a night club for me. lol
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I started nailing chicks at work starting with my first job at 17 years old. Kept with the same program until I got married at 37. The airport was like a night club for me. lol
Depends on what you're doing...dating at 22...that's a no brainer. It had to end at some point. So, it fizzled.Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
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Yep, good DealQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Things you read on the internet, specially a website that revolves around jokes, are NOT ALWAYS true. Give a girl some credit sheesh!
Don't fly back to Missouri in the winter....................it's friggin' cold..................lol
You forgot, "in shorts"Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
Yea, and if you do, don't wear shorts.....brrrrrrr.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Don't bite off more than you can chew
If you play with fire, you'll get burned.
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotboat
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Don't go to bed with an itcy ass, You'll wake up with smelly fingers.. DUH
Don't be a hypocrite.
Don't ask someone to treat you different than you treat them.
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hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
If you're gonna get a girl's name tattooed on your body, spell her name correctly.
Napoleon Complex does not apply to a man who is 6'3". Unless he is in the NBA.
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It does if he plays in the NBA :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
When you finally pull your head out of your ass, take a shower before you go outside.
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Originally Posted by SBS933
What's with the ass theme? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
Never piss in to the wind, unless you're in the middle of a tornado, then it doesn't matter :D
If you cannot drive faster than 45 mph then get off the freeway.