No one has posted the most important question for you to ask. "Can you breathe through your ears?":thumb::D
And maybe..."what brand of jet do you own".
Might as well get right to the point.
Printable View
No one has posted the most important question for you to ask. "Can you breathe through your ears?":thumb::D
And maybe..."what brand of jet do you own".
Might as well get right to the point.
Haha imagine a date with the six of us ;)
I don't date much either. When I was straight out of law school waiting for bar results I was going on 4-5 dates a week. It was exhausting and funny.
I met one guy at a bar next to my house and he got out of his car I noticed he left the car lights on. I told him and he arrogantly mocked me and informed me that his fancy car light turn off automatically. Well when he was leaving his car wouldn't start...yup dead battery. Well I popped my trunk pulled out the jump cables bc he didn't have a set and I handed them to him. He looked at me with the deer in the head lights terror. He didn't know how to use them and handed them back, I said something along the lines of ...don't look at me I've never done this I have breasts and legs. He was obviously mortified so I read the instructions jumped him and sent him on his way. Good times!
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!
I have a question:
Am I being too brutal to not consider a guy who I haven't met that said if he could blow himself he wouldn't have reason to leave the house and all he'd have to consider is to spit or swallow?
Keep in mind it was a joke.
My reply: do you need a shovel?
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!
Being able to text and email brings out the worst in people. And to think they can reread the comment prior to hitting the send button.
Never put it it writing, especially when dealing with a attorney, dieing to know how this goes.