Strippers with and witout make-up

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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Is that a Big & Ugly?

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Originally Posted by Eli

Well, thanks a lot! :t_lowblow:

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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Talk about a "Big Ugly Hat" :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by HotWater

Is that a Big & Ugly?

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What's the Big & Ugly?


Oh and you mind clearing your PMs?

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Originally Posted by Eli

If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/322...y-Big-Ugly.jpg

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/322...y-Big-Ugly.jpg

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I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

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Originally Posted by Eli

I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

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We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

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NGE met a blonde, with war paint and high heels on Saturday night…I'm sure he was disappointed on Sunday (at the bar with everyone else) when he saw me for the second time :D

Your out for a night on the town and you hook up with one of these lovely ladies. You wake up in the morning next to one of those fugly ladies and say to yourself what was I drinking and what was I thinking???

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Originally Posted by Eli

I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!

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Are you doing a little :fishing2:


I'm going to have to call :bsflag:AGAIN!!!