The common sense thread

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

When eating with others, try not to hasselhoff :D

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OMG really?

Don't act like a douchebag even if you really are one.

If you're a douchebag don't act like yourself!


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When giving advice, make sure not to use common sense.

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

Have your shit in order when you back down the ramp. Nothing worse than having to sit waiting for the idiots who should've loaded and prepped their boat in the staging lane.

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Originally Posted by SBS933

If you run into 3 or more Assholes a day, your the asshole.

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Same goes for "haters". You don't have haters your just a dick.


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It's just as easy to be nice as it is to be mean

When signaling to turn left, don't turn right :D

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose.

Don't eat that really good home made Lipton Onion Dip before you go out on a date with your S.O... OR Garlic hummus from Athenos...

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Originally Posted by 314joey

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose.

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You can scratch your friends and you can scratch your balls, but............... :nutswinger: