I was under the impression the story was about you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
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I was under the impression the story was about you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick -------- Buford Pusser Hahahahaha
Don't take the pot of chicken soup to your bedroom...it belongs in the frig!
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Don't mess with someone carrying a big stickQuote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
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Coming from a Chick that probably carries a Baseball Bat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
I like to use my knee...the feeling of the impact of crushing someones groin against my flesh is...well you know...rewarding :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
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Smashing balls. CLASSIC Haha it works real well. Stay away from me. :speechless-smiley-0
When you're taking down a hot guys number for your girlfriend GET THE FREAKING NUMBER RIGHT!
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Only when it's well earned. You have nothing to worry about.Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
Don't lie to the ball smasher lol
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Aint never had it happen, but Goddamn it don't sound fun. Carry on.
When I was 8 and my cousin was 3 he took my basketball. He was already bigger than me in size. I asked him for my ball back and he said no, so I kicked him and he went down for a 10 count. I was so impressed by my strength. Then he started crying very hard and my dad came in the room and asked what happened so I told him the truth. Dad asks where I kicked him and my cousin points to his boy parts. Let's say I had a long lecture on how I could've "killed" him. That's not the lesson I learned that day ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
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That button should only be pushed as a matter of last resort, if you've never experience it you don't understand, never by a woman like that, but one time playing slow-pitch softball 25 years ago, I was in left field and yup, you know what happened, center fielder and I both went and both called for the ball and after the collision I felt like I lost my whole package, had to take a week off from work it swelled up so back, so use it if you must, but only as a last resort, story over,...........................I'm all healed up now, good thing I had my two kids already...............lol
Eli, I bet at the time, he wished you did kill him. :fighting:
Who wished I kicked him?Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS933
Btw 30 years later my cousin still doesn't mess with me! ;)
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When you have an offline conversation with someone DON'T share the information online no matter how trivial you think it is.
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Duh !!!!!!!!
Don't "fake" pose for pictures even when people say "I'm not gonna post it"
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Bring fuckn food when ur stayn at a hotel . My chick won't stop with the " I'm so hungry"
Bring Bloody Mary's when you're staying in a hotel
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It's bad when everyone makes you look bad. It's worse when you make yourself look bad...