Uh Oh, someones getting an ass whooping. :boxQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
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Uh Oh, someones getting an ass whooping. :boxQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Suck my left nut and make my right nut jealous
someone's on a roll today!
Your understanding…IS INACCURATE!
ELI :D
I go to the water dispenser to fill my giant jug and both of them are empty. So I grab a 5 gallon jug off the ground place it on the counter and proceed to take off the lid. I lift it to place it over the dispenser and one of the male attorneys says, "wow you're a lot stronger than me, I couldn't lift that. I needed help."
Allegedly he goes to the gym every day.
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Originally Posted by Mateo
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I just saw an El Pollo Loco commercial for their dessert that looks like a chocolate marshmallow crepe. There was a disclaimer that said
"food not to actual size"
wtf? We all know an attorney had something to do with that! Who complains that the food in the commercials is misleading or deceptive!! Wtf?
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Originally Posted by Havasu Party Bus
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I didn't see the scars...but then again, I didn't have it in my mouth.
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At the point where your "muffin top" is flowing down passed your zipper...GET NEW PANTS!
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Just had the funniest conversation…just a few excerpts
"If you want me to buy you dinner, you better turn into a Calvin Klein model RIGHT NOW!"
"You're not a dumb 20 something year old, but you look like one."
"Gawd, I'd give anything for a rich Santa."
By: Cousin Cathy