Strippers with and witout make-up

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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Is that a Big & Ugly?

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Originally Posted by Eli

Well, thanks a lot! :t_lowblow:

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

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Talk about a "Big Ugly Hat" :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by HotWater

Is that a Big & Ugly?

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What's the Big & Ugly?


Oh and you mind clearing your PMs?

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Originally Posted by Eli

If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/322...y-Big-Ugly.jpg

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/322...y-Big-Ugly.jpg

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I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

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Originally Posted by Eli

I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

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We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

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NGE met a blonde, with war paint and high heels on Saturday night…I'm sure he was disappointed on Sunday (at the bar with everyone else) when he saw me for the second time :D

Your out for a night on the town and you hook up with one of these lovely ladies. You wake up in the morning next to one of those fugly ladies and say to yourself what was I drinking and what was I thinking???

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Originally Posted by Eli

I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!

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Are you doing a little :fishing2:


I'm going to have to call :bsflag:AGAIN!!!

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

OK, Im a believer now... Ladies, take as long as you wish for your make up!!!

Joey, ever go to lunch for a Pepper Steak sandwhich at the Diamond Cabaret??? There is some scary stuff strolling in there about that time / shift change... SO im told...






I think this is the first time in my life that I have heard a lady use that term... :lmao1:

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Bruce what the hell has been going on? Ain't seen ya in a couple years?


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Originally Posted by Sharp shooter

This isn't only about strippers. All chicks utilize "smoke and mirrors" to fool us. You have to train yourself into seeing around the makeup, push up bra's and high heels. That's right, high heels. :D

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How true it is and we willingly take the bait :lmao1:


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Originally Posted by rampgirl

Bruce what the hell has been going on? Ain't seen ya in a couple years?


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Life is what happens when your busy making other plans... ;)

Nada lota going on... Just work, chat, eat, work, chat, eat, drive my daughter to school, chat, work... Same ole same ole...

Well it's good to run into you again, you gonna try to make wheat land this year at all?


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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

Are you doing a little :fishing2:


I'm going to have to call :bsflag:AGAIN!!!

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Who ever said "there's plenty of fish in the sea" failed to take into consideration all the ones you throw back!

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Originally Posted by rampgirl

Well it's good to run into you again, you gonna try to make wheat land this year at all?


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So many races, so little time... ;) I would like to get to Wheatland now that Brandon has access to some SERIOUS lenses/gear (through college)... I get so much hell from my relatives for missing the big holiday BBQs...

My lineup for 2014 presently:

Needles CA Feb...
Puddingstone CA April...
Catalina Ski Race CA June...
Long Beach Circle Sprints CA Aug...
LOTO shootout MO...
Parker Enduro AZ October...
Parker TGD Circle Races AZ Nov...

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Originally Posted by Eli

Who ever said "there's plenty of fish in the sea" failed to take into consideration all the ones you throw back!

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Nothing wrong with reeling some of them in, playing with them a bit and then throwing the LITTLE ones back to grow up... It's mutually beneficial... :smiley-fish:

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Originally Posted by Eli

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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Any guy can get dinner cooked for them, only the good ones get breakfast too! :D

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Originally Posted by 314joey

This will scare you. :omg:

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I wonder what this one looks like without her face on.

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Originally Posted by Wheeler

I wonder what this one looks like without her face on.

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WHo cares!!!! That is absolutely 1-3 ratio!!!!