Don't lie to someone about something that happened in front of her eyes! DUMB FUCK!
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Don't lie to someone about something that happened in front of her eyes! DUMB FUCK!
Don't PISS on my back, and tell me it's RAINING
:yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Isn't that why we need attorneys............lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Beer before Liquor, never been sicker...
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Where does wine play into this?Quote:
Originally Posted by riverrunner1984
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I know right?Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
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Too much wine=headache for 12+ hours the following morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Rarely do I choose wine when I choose to drink but when I do, I have a tendency to drink it WAY too fast!!!
I have that tendency with everything I drink :buddies:Quote:
Originally Posted by riverrunner1984
Haha people that don't drink it often, do that and boy the next day it's suffer time.Quote:
Originally Posted by riverrunner1984
Don't use your blow dryer while standing in the bathtub
Details please.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
For some reason, I've never had the desire to do that.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotboat
Come on that's not common sense that's evolutionQuote:
Originally Posted by Hotboat
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I'd love to but can't...my favorite part was when I pointed out the lie the response I got was "well there you have it"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mateo
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Don't text while driving a boat
A picture is worth a thousand words.....................
So true!Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
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There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.
Who said that?
Homer Simpson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotboat
Close, Franklin Loyd Wright :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mateo