No sex for you Grads, Mrs doesn't want any glow in the dark children. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GRADS
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No sex for you Grads, Mrs doesn't want any glow in the dark children. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GRADS
CH3NO2
Greg is good for the random shit. Me and the wife are in Las Vegas now. I'm following this on the forum, wife's following on FB.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotboat
Great entertainment.
Too funny!!
Grads: did you get probed? :D
I think it's hilarious that the military wouldn't touch it and Grads was playing with it then practically had a romantic gondola style ride with it for 2 miles!
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If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one...... Pretty scaryQuote:
Originally Posted by Carbon
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Originally Posted by Wendi
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Was looking for you yesterday.....hope you guys are having fun....Quote:
Originally Posted by Napanutt
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Originally Posted by Eli
Can you believe? The guy handles a potentially deadly device, risks incarceration to bring us the nights entertainment, and all the women are concerned about is his bung hole and dangling fruit WTF ?!?!?!?.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wendi
We're perverts! What's your problem? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by gn7
Should I edit your quote to match your edit?
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Nice work Greg. Glad all is OK.
I have seen military helicopters doing touch n go type drills on the lake. Maybe they used it in one of those training sessions. It may have sank, but is now exposed due to low water vs washing ashore. Either way, you don't want to get white phospherous on you. You won't glow in the dark, you will just burn into a small pile of dust.
Nah, its OK either way. We know what Wendi has on mind either way. I think there is a definite fixation there.
So that was a much longer trip than expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by GRADS
Do you need me to introduce you to Edward Snowden?
He may not think so now. But when he sees the drones circling the house he'll think differently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mateo
Who woulda thought this would be so entertaining? Nice work Grads! ;)
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Call Low River!!
Perfect!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wicky
FormulaZR pretty much nailed it. It turned out to be a military grade white phosphorous flare that burns at 1700 degrees. They put it in some kind of bomb deal and they wont know if its live until they get back to the base.
The military guys didn't believe I paddled with it for 2 miles until I showed them a picture of it on my board. They said I'm an idiot but they were impressed that I made a cradle for it on my board with 2 crushed Bud Light Lime cans....MacGyver and shit. They said that was the ONLY thing I did right.
I'll post more about it tomorrow, I'm really tired from being out there all day.
This was probably not the smartest thing I've ever done. I'm just glad I didn't bring it home like I planned. When I told Mrs. Daytona I almost brought it home....well, it wasn't pretty.
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Originally Posted by GRADS
I don't know why...but that sentence right there made me laugh!
If only that thing had a warning label on it so you would've known it was potentially dangerous...
This is what is too funny. They kept saying step away from it sir.....I couldn't even move my truck parked next to it. But yet I had it in my truck bed at one point (didn't tell them that) and paddled with it for 2 miles. I felt all Hurt Locker and shit. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
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Originally Posted by GRADS
I'll say what they for whatever reason did not. YOUR DAMNED LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
Your next screen name should be GoNads bc you've got some giant ones!Quote:
Originally Posted by GRADS
I'm glad you're safe and we can all be entertained by your shenanigans. being a trophy husband is a tough job ;)
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