I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup :)
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Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44
Hammer will need an allowance of $100 per day, on top of that you cover all expenses and you will need to lease him at least a 5 series beemer or E class benz for the duration of his cabana boy days.
Is this acceptable?
Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? :D all this meltdown and stuff :-O
Poor Hammer, just because he's single doesn't mean he has to be pawned off on the first Bat Shit Crazy chick.
While I'm sure he'd appreciate the negotiations on his behalf, I don't think he's crazy enough to do it for anything less then $1,000,000 up front bonus and all the extras you added.