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10-21-2014, 12:16 PM
rivergames

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Originally Posted by djunkie

Well you do have a point I guess. Lol

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper
10-21-2014, 12:19 PM
riverrunner1984

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Originally Posted by rivergames

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper

Seriously LMFAO at my desk! :LMAOsmiley:
10-21-2014, 04:41 PM
Bobbytheboozer

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Originally Posted by rivergames

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper

Lmfao!!!!! Like a shotgun blast from the poop chute! Wahbaaaam!
10-21-2014, 04:50 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by rivergames

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper

This is fitting in this thread. I've always wondered what happens in this situation.

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10-21-2014, 04:52 PM
djunkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by rivergames

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper

Dude that is fucking disgusting. Lol
10-21-2014, 05:10 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by Bobbytheboozer

Lmfao!!!!! Like a shotgun blast from the poop chute! Wahbaaaam!

Does that make her a Hershey squirter?

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10-21-2014, 05:56 PM
Bobbytheboozer

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Originally Posted by Eli

Does that make her a Hershey squirter?

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I'd say yes. With that kind of chocolate doo doo butter, might as well call little miss mud butt
10-21-2014, 06:20 PM
rivergames

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Originally Posted by Eli

This is fitting in this thread. I've always wondered what happens in this situation.

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Life is short so you gotta try new tricks. Just remember, Shit happens!
10-21-2014, 06:22 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by rivergames

Life is short so you gotta try new tricks. Just remember, Shit happens!

Shit happened to get all over you lol 😉

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10-21-2014, 06:25 PM
rivergames

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Originally Posted by Eli

Shit happened to get all over you lol ��

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Hard to get scurred of anything after that wonderful experience
10-21-2014, 06:25 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by rivergames

Hard to get scurred of anything after that wonderful experience

I know right? After that it's like bring it on baby!

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10-21-2014, 07:23 PM
Bobbytheboozer

And of course, all this talk about BM's and I get food poisoning...crap!
10-21-2014, 07:25 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by Bobbytheboozer

And of course, all this talk about BM's and I get food poisoning...crap!

I'm sorry but I'm going to need you to tell me if under these circumstances was the pun intended, or not intended?

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10-21-2014, 07:25 PM
Bobbytheboozer

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Originally Posted by Eli

I'm sorry but I'm going to need you to tell me if under these circumstances was the pun intended, or not intended?

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Lol intended
10-22-2014, 02:40 PM
pvhca1

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Originally Posted by jordy

I've run through hundreds of pounds of jalapenos over the years for Taco and Tequila Tuesday and have run across the same issue. Typically when making pico I'm using 4-6 of them so law of averages takes over. An old wise messican once told me it had to do with how much water they received while growing the peppers. The less water, the hotter the pepper. Is it true? Hard to say. I typically make a regular batch of pico and then one with some habanero to wake it up a little bit.

If you want to get really gutsy (pun intended) add a ghost pepper to the mix. That will eat a hole in whatever you try and contain it in, including you. Crazy hot!

The wise old Messsican was right. The seeds add some to the heat but nothing like the veins. Peppers are watered sparingly so that they retain the water in the veins. Experiment, take the seeds out and most peppers are still rather hot. When I grow mine I water them right when the leaves start wilting. Serrano's and Jauitos(sp)(yellow) are my favorite, Jalapeno's are so inconsistent.
10-22-2014, 02:56 PM
ChumpChange

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Originally Posted by rivergames

I just picture girls poop like a McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine. Either vanilla, Chocolate or a mix.

Except my first girlfriend when I was 15 and she accidently poops all over me and my walls when I was doing her in the pooper

One of the funniest things I've ever read was when you posted that story!
10-22-2014, 03:07 PM
Bobbytheboozer

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Originally Posted by Mateo

One of the funniest things I've ever read was when you posted that story!

I was at a late lunch with a few friends and started laughing really loud. Everyone looked at me like I was going mad

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