lol!! .... never had a girl ask this but these are good! .... unless of course it was a pontoon.
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"Hey is that jet boat racing a hobie cat?"
Fucking wake making piece of SHIT!
Hold on to my BEER while I show GRADS what jet boats are all about! LOL (just KIDDING) we don't take the jet boat to the river!
Lets tie up at our home (FOXES) and have some cocktails!
WOW LOOK AT THAT!
Is that a 455 Olds?:headscratch:
Is that a skiier in the water ? Wheres thier flag ? Oh the 4 yr. old has it, dipping it in the water.
Check out this Dipshit, you know he rented that !!!
By the time that prop catches us, it'll be time to shut down. I'm not giving him half the river to catch me !!!
FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!
98.6!!!!
You don't need those pasties out here...only at shore...
If you want a ride, you have to go put on a G-string...rules is rules....
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Someone drove a houseboat through the channel?
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Are you REALLY gonna let that guy pass you?
Sent from my Bat Cave
We to stop so I can pee and get another beer!
See that idiot, don't take your eyes off of him...
Who was going to be the DD today?
SHIT !!! I knew I should have replaced the batteries.
A typical trip with me down the parker strip:
Damn lake lice
Wanna bet this dildo cuts right in front me?
Fuggin' roll bar boat.
Stupid jet boat (passenger asks "isn't this a jet boat?"), I answer yes.
I need a bigger boat
Nice dumper
Are we going to the sandbar today?
Are you sure you can fit through those boats?
Be careful!
I can't believe they think they can take up all that space on a major holiday.
We have 4 more boats coming in! (Grumble the stupid idiot that doesn't understand it is a major holiday and there is not enough room for their children to spread out and play sorry, come back next weekend.)
Fucking Road Runners packed, we waited to long. head up to Foxes.
Come on it's 6 o'clock, get up and let's hit the water before the alchi's wake up.