Big Boobies?
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Common sense isn't so common anymore
Look both ways before sticking your foot in your mouth :D
If you run into 3 or more Assholes a day, your the asshole.
When eating with others, try not to hasselhoff :D
Don't tailgate
Don't act like a douchebag even if you really are one.
If you're a douchebag don't act like yourself!
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When giving advice, make sure not to use common sense.
Same goes for "haters". You don't have haters your just a dick.
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It's just as easy to be nice as it is to be mean
When signaling to turn left, don't turn right :D
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose.