WTF!!! Turning 40!

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07-23-2015, 03:54 PM
jordy

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Originally Posted by Eli

Does it count if I have zero recollection of my 35th bday? And not bc I was intoxicated.

Let me check.... um... NO! Having no recollection of something not due to intoxication is also a sign of old age. :google:
07-23-2015, 03:58 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by jordy

Let me check.... um... NO! Having no recollection of something not due to intoxication is also a sign of old age. :google:

But...but...but...I'm sure there's a plausible reason why it's a complete mystery to me. I still cannot remember it!! Crap! I'm confident of one thing, someone was shit faced drunk, just not me.

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07-23-2015, 04:00 PM
jordy

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Originally Posted by Eli

But...but...but...I'm sure there's a plausible reason why it's a complete mystery to me. I still cannot remember it!! Crap! I'm confident of one thing, someone was shit faced drunk, just not me.

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It wasn't me again was it? You seem to have that effect on me for some reason. :fishing2:
07-23-2015, 04:08 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by jordy

It wasn't me again was it? You seem to have that effect on me for some reason. :fishing2:

I'm sure you were drunk too [emoji23]

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07-23-2015, 04:09 PM
2manymustangs

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Originally Posted by Eli

But...but...but...I'm sure there's a plausible reason why it's a complete mystery to me. I still cannot remember it!! Crap! I'm confident of one thing, someone was shit faced drunk, just not me.

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Roofies???

There are two things that go when you get old, your memory and........ I can't recall what the other one is... :)
07-23-2015, 04:13 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

Roofies???

There are two things that go when you get old, your memory and........ I can't recall what the other one is... :)

I doubt it. The only person I know who roofies people wasn't there...and he usually roofies people and still goes home alone. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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07-23-2015, 04:27 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

Roofies???

There are two things that go when you get old, your memory and........ I can't recall what the other one is... :)

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07-23-2015, 05:46 PM
HB Vic

40? OMG [emoji16]

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07-23-2015, 05:54 PM
jordy

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40? OMG [emoji16]

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The nice thing is, I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age. Mid-20's are ideal. Most of them haven't pulled the pin on the grenade and gotten fat yet, just want to have fun, and have no intention of settling down. Perfect! :smilies_mit_hut019:
07-23-2015, 06:03 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by jordy

The nice thing is, I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age. Mid-20's are ideal. Most of them haven't pulled the pin on the grenade and gotten fat yet, just want to have fun, and have no intention of settling down. Perfect! :smilies_mit_hut019:

Are you suggesting I'm fat?

I've seen your milkshake ad...that about sums it up [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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07-23-2015, 06:11 PM
jordy

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Originally Posted by Eli

Are you suggesting I'm fat?

I've seen your milkshake ad...that about sums it up [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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No, you're old. I'm talking about the mid-20's girls now. :deadhorsejz2:
07-23-2015, 06:12 PM
314joey

Maybe he roofied himself and Bill Cosby showed up.
07-23-2015, 06:12 PM
Eli

WTF!!! Turning 40!

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Originally Posted by jordy

No, you're old. I'm talking about the mid-20's girls now. :deadhorsejz2:

Faulker!!!! [emoji23]

Btw: next time we have a beer, the first two are on you. I'm not suggesting you're buying. [emoji23]

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07-23-2015, 06:13 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by 314joey

Maybe he roofied himself and Bill Cosby showed up.

That's hilarious!!! Good one!!

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07-23-2015, 07:55 PM
2manymustangs

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Originally Posted by Eli

Are you suggesting I'm fat?

I've seen your milkshake ad...that about sums it up [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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YOUR NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you may want to start stocking up on THESE!!! :lmao1:

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07-23-2015, 07:56 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

YOUR NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you may want to start stocking up on THESE!!! :lmao1:

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Whatever! Lol

I'm heading over to the senior citizens bingo game. I'm gonna try to meet an older guy who considers me a younger not so fat woman.

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07-23-2015, 08:35 PM
jordy

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Originally Posted by Eli

Faulker!!!! [emoji23]

Btw: next time we have a beer, the first two are on you. I'm not suggesting you're buying. [emoji23]

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You're not going to waste them and pour them on me, unless you plan on cleaning up the mess like you did last time. That was rather enjoyable. :yes:

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Originally Posted by Eli

Whatever! Lol

I'm heading over to the senior citizens bingo game. I'm gonna try to meet an older guy who considers me a younger not so fat woman.

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Happy trouting. That's what creepy old dudes, like in their 50's are called, when they're looking to hookup with younger chicks, especially when it's clearly based on a financial arrangement. Trouts are hilarious! :thumb:
07-23-2015, 08:37 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by jordy

You're not going to waste them and pour them on me, unless you plan on cleaning up the mess like you did last time. That was rather enjoyable. :yes:

Happy trouting. That's what creepy old dudes, like in their 50's are called, when they're looking to hookup with younger chicks, especially when it's clearly based on a financial arrangement. Trouts are hilarious! :thumb:

So you're a trouter?

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07-23-2015, 08:39 PM
jordy

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Originally Posted by Eli

So you're a trouter?

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I'm very far from my 50's so no. No trout here. You, however are borderline cougar. Meow! :lmao1:
07-23-2015, 08:41 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by jordy

I'm very far from my 50's so no. No trout here. You, however are borderline cougar. Meow! :lmao1:

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