What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?

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11-11-2013, 07:01 AM
Eli

What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?

False alarm...I just had to sneeze. Sorry, my bad. Everyone go back to placing your wagers.

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11-11-2013, 07:06 AM
Paul65K

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How did you predict it!

Woke up at 5 am...this is my last day to get some rest and all my stuff done and this isn't going over well with me AT ALL!! My melt down maybe imminent! I feel like I'm just gonna...aaaaahhhhhhhh

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Here is one of our Eli's on Monday morning :yikes:

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11-11-2013, 07:24 AM
Stainless

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Here is one of our Eli's on Monday morning :yikes:

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Yea, thats the Eli I know! :skull:
11-11-2013, 07:48 AM
314joey

I hope Eli doesn't do Aromatherapy.
11-11-2013, 09:21 AM
WhiteWorks

February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?
11-11-2013, 10:21 AM
RVR SWPR

Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:
11-11-2013, 12:55 PM
Ziggy

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Originally Posted by WhiteWorks

February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

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11-11-2013, 01:00 PM
Eli

What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?

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Originally Posted by 314joey

I hope Eli doesn't do Aromatherapy.

I love aromatherapy ;)

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Originally Posted by WhiteWorks

February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?

What's the significance? Seems like such a random date to pick.

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Originally Posted by RVR SWPR

Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:

Thank you! I'm not a meltdown kinda girl...but hope I've never caused one either. I like to keep life happy!

Maybe we can start an "Eli wants a boat" fund going? :D

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Originally Posted by Ziggy

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

From my POS T-mobile thingie

I don't need a sweetheart, I'm sweet enough ;)
11-11-2013, 01:11 PM
Bobby V

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Originally Posted by RVR SWPR

Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:

Over the years? She just joined Hot Boat in July 2013?
11-11-2013, 01:16 PM
RVR SWPR

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Originally Posted by Bobby V

Over the years? She just joined Hot Boat in July 2013?

Meaning her day to day life Bobby,not just Internet life.:thumbup:
11-11-2013, 01:20 PM
WhiteWorks

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Originally Posted by Ziggy

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

From my POS T-mobile thingie

I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup :)
11-11-2013, 01:22 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by WhiteWorks

I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup :)

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!
11-11-2013, 01:39 PM
Bobby V

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Originally Posted by Eli

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy. :biggrin:
11-11-2013, 01:50 PM
WhiteWorks

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44
11-11-2013, 01:56 PM
WhiteWorks

Hammer will need an allowance of $100 per day, on top of that you cover all expenses and you will need to lease him at least a 5 series beemer or E class benz for the duration of his cabana boy days.

Is this acceptable?
11-11-2013, 02:12 PM
Zander

Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? :D all this meltdown and stuff :-O
11-11-2013, 02:49 PM
Eli

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Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? :D all this meltdown and stuff :-O

I'm not sure if anyone understands this thread. I'm under the impression it should've gone under the "drunk post" thread :D

On the other hand, most people do feel like a nuclear reactor blew through by the time I leave ;)
11-11-2013, 02:51 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by Bobby V

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy. :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by WhiteWorks

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44

Poor Hammer, just because he's single doesn't mean he has to be pawned off on the first Bat Shit Crazy chick.

While I'm sure he'd appreciate the negotiations on his behalf, I don't think he's crazy enough to do it for anything less then $1,000,000 up front bonus and all the extras you added.
11-11-2013, 02:52 PM
Eli

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Originally Posted by RVR SWPR

Meaning her day to day life Bobby,not just Internet life.:thumbup:

I have a day to day life? ;)
11-11-2013, 04:21 PM
314joey

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Originally Posted by Eli

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy, with his own cabana, but no banana hammock though, gross.

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