Not all girls......just those that are smart enough to understand the "Double entendre"......you just bring out the best in us young lady :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
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Not all girls......just those that are smart enough to understand the "Double entendre"......you just bring out the best in us young lady :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
fixed it for ya ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul65K
I swear that was one time when I was innocent of being a pervert. It won't happen again :)
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Please don't :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
When someone is line at the store using food stamps and has manicured nails talking on a cell phone..................I don't say, hmmmm, I say WTF.
Please don't anyone take this as political, if it is take it down, I'm just sayin'.............
I would argue that this is NOT political......just truthful :rolleyesQuote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
He's just sayin ...hmmmmm WTF?Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
You know when I was waiting for my bar results 132 moons ago...I was broke...couldn't practice law yet bc I didn't have my license so I decided to do some pro bono work at the court house for experience...I was helping people in the unlawful detainer dept and they were getting evicted with a cell phone, nice clothes, acrylic nails, one even drove an Escalade ...I thought ...hmmmmmm WTF am I doing working for them for FREE???
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What about when they drive off in their $50k plus car? I agree Joey and not political at all IMHOQuote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
What about when you're getting a pedicure and the lady keeps rubbing her boobies on your foot...doesn't she feel it....hmmmmmmm
This happens to me every time!! I feel violated!
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I dont think I would mind that but then again I dont get my toes done......lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
I call bullchit !!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Nope not bullshit. Lady hairdressers do that all the time to me. Even had one sit on my arm one time. You know like a saddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
Little edit here. USED to do that to me.
No, I didn't call bullchit that it didn't happen, I called bullchit that Eli felt violated, what about it, Eli was ya fibbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by WESTERNAERO
You know she liked it. :bananadance:Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
Who wouldn't :iagree:Quote:
Originally Posted by WESTERNAERO
One time I had a hot girl do my pedicure...so all but the one time I felt violated! Sheesh tough crowd!Quote:
Originally Posted by 314joey
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Maybe you should start ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by riverrunner1984
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Only if you do them and re-enact what happens when you get yours done...:yikes: JKQuote:
Originally Posted by Eli
Let me think about this offer...you know I pay $5,000 for a 45 min pedicure and they only slightly bump Breast to toe once for a second :DQuote:
Originally Posted by riverrunner1984
Ok I'll do it under the same terms ;)
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Aren't most of them Asian and they're not usually big breasted anyway.................right.
Maybe I will just pass on getting the feed done...Quote:
Originally Posted by Eli
For that kind of money, I sure I can find a full service nail shop!