Your Ideal Woman

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Originally Posted by Mateo

This is about who your perfect woman is, not how to get her home! :D

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Originally Posted by eli

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11. Flat head $1
12. Pistal grip ears $1
13. Fun $5

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Originally Posted by Eli

I do 😉


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I didn't see "can tickle own ears with toes" on the list

There is only one answer ...I need to make more than $5.00.....

I wish I had the $5. But realistically I'd need $20 to have a woman that'd I'd actually be happy with. 😒😒

The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

Great answer!!....I am glad my wife of 28 years.. doesn't read the blogs here...

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Originally Posted by Paul65K

The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

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I skipped whatever else was going on and here we go:

3' tall, flat head, no teeth, and mute. What do I win? :wink2:

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Originally Posted by Paul65K

The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

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Although you're participation in the thread wasn't all that exciting. Your answer was awesome. I guess some people focus on all the negative things, some people even make up shit and some people focus on the positive things. You chose the positive and that's why you're happy.


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