Don't go to bed with an itcy ass, You'll wake up with smelly fingers.. DUH
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Don't go to bed with an itcy ass, You'll wake up with smelly fingers.. DUH
Don't be a hypocrite.
Don't ask someone to treat you different than you treat them.
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If you're gonna get a girl's name tattooed on your body, spell her name correctly.
Napoleon Complex does not apply to a man who is 6'3". Unless he is in the NBA.
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When you finally pull your head out of your ass, take a shower before you go outside.
Never piss in to the wind, unless you're in the middle of a tornado, then it doesn't matter :D
If you cannot drive faster than 45 mph then get off the freeway.