Words in your work?

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Originally Posted by Stainless

Are you in the porn business? :D


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I once grew a cheezy mustache for Mowvember and was told that with my pants on I looked like a blonde Ron Jeremy.

Didn't know if I should laugh or cry.

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Originally Posted by Napanutt

I'm guessing either plowing snow or pouring concrete...or neither. :D

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Close enuff.

Winter snow, lawns in the summer.....and no, I'm not a Messican.:wink_002:

That's a field problem


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How hard can it be?


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Memorialize this conversation in writing.....

Moooo:)

That boat is HOW MUCH...??? :indifferent0001:

I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass!

I used that yesterday. 😊


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Originally Posted by Milkmoney

Moooo:)

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Lmfao! 😋


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Originally Posted by C-2

Airplane, 1980 :D

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:D great movie, one of my faves...

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Originally Posted by 314joey

Yes, Honey

anything else honey

is this OK honey

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:D

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Originally Posted by Eli

I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass!

I used that yesterday. ��


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Now why would you wanna do that, sounds very UNsanitary... :cowdodo:

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Originally Posted by 2manymustangs

Now why would you wanna do that, sounds very UNsanitary... :cowdodo:

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You're head will spin when you read this...

My client called me, while in tears she told me her $6k dentist bill was sent to a collection agency and the guy was harassing her, making sexual comments, calling her names...etc. I get the phone number and call the place to get an address, you know where I'm going to serve him. He answers the phone, assumes I'm actually my client and proceeds to harass me. Calls me names, suggests I just called bc I want to talk to a "man" I finally told him who I am and gave him my bar number. You'd think it would stop. He called me back 3 times, I finally had to give the phone to my BIL to get the prick off my ass. So, yea I told him ...I'm going to sue the shit out of your ass. Of course once he realized he was really harassing an attorney, he stopped calling. But, I couldn't believe the shit he was saying bc he thought I was my poor client. Oh and get this, it was all recorded. I feel so bad for my client. I would love for a jury to hear those recordings.

My only concern is he's some fly by night collection guy. But, not to worry, when I sue her dentist for telling her family about her debt, I'll find out all the details about the douchbag. Then, when I take douchbag's deposition, while on the record, I'm going to say, "don't you wish you believed me when I told you I'm an attorney." 😝


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Originally Posted by Eli

You're head will spin when you read this...

My client called me, while in tears she told me her $6k dentist bill was sent to a collection agency and the guy was harassing her, making sexual comments, calling her names...etc. I get the phone number and call the place to get an address, you know where I'm going to serve him. He answers the phone, assumes I'm actually my client and proceeds to harass me. Calls me names, suggests I just called bc I want to talk to a "man" I finally told him who I am and gave him my bar number. You'd think it would stop. He called me back 3 times, I finally had to give the phone to my BIL to get the prick off my ass. So, yea I told him ...I'm going to sue the shit out of your ass. Of course once he realized he was really harassing an attorney, he stopped calling. But, I couldn't believe the shit he was saying bc he thought I was my poor client. Oh and get this, it was all recorded. I feel so bad for my client. I would love for a jury to hear those recordings.

My only concern is he's some fly by night collection guy. But, not to worry, when I sue her dentist for telling her family about her debt, I'll find out all the details about the douchbag. Then, when I take douchbag's deposition, while on the record, I'm going to say, "don't you wish you believed me when I told you I'm an attorney." 😝


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I'd hate to be that collections guy. What a dirtbag. I had a friend of mine getting calls from a dirtbag like that once. After I talked to him for about two minutes, he changed his tone really quick. :)

Words at work? "Oh Fu@k!"


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Originally Posted by Bobbytheboozer

I'd hate to be that collections guy. What a dirtbag. I had a friend of mine getting calls from a dirtbag like that once. After I talked to him for about two minutes, he changed his tone really quick. :)

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Well with the help of my sister, also an attorney, we were able to track down the dirtbag.


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Originally Posted by Luvnlife

Words at work? "Oh Fu@k!"


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Have you seen that video of the crane collapse in Australia? Lmfao!

I'll try to find it when I get back to the office this afternoon.


CH3NO2

Rip His Head Off And Shit Down His Neck. :cowdodo: :hilarious:

http://youtu.be/4OOg7vL3rNY


CH3NO2

Good one Stainless

I guess you're right.


Love hearing those words.


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"You're the asshole boss so I guess you can't ever be wrong right?" 😳😳😳😳