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		OLD FART
    PRIDE
    I'm passing this on as I did not want to
    be the only 'old fart' receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be
    called, as you will see.
        Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting
        events; during the playing of the National Anthem, Old Farts remove their caps
        and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and
        believe in them.
        Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl
        Harbor , Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the
        Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the
        50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam
        ..
        If you bump into an Old Fart on the
        sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod
        or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are polite,
        particularly to women.
        Old Farts hold the door for the next
        person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for
        protection.
        Old Farts get embarrassed if someone
        curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty
        language on TV or in movies.
        Old Farts have moral courage and
        personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or
        grandchildren.
        It's the Old Farts who know our great country is
        protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the Air
        Force, Army, Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard, serving their
        country. 
     
    This country needs Old Farts with their
    work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent
    values.
     
    We need them now more than
    ever.
     
      Thank Goodness for Old
    Farts!     AMEN
    Pass this on to all the "Old Farts"
    you know.  
    I was taught to respect my elders.
    It's just getting harder to find
    them.
	 
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		I'm proud to say I'm an old fart;
here's our three life rules;
never pass a bathroom
never trust a fart
and never waste a hard-on
remember these and your life will be fullfilled forever.