Your Ideal Woman

[Eli]

47502

Flat head $1
Pistal Grip Ears $1

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[Bobbytheboozer]

Hmm 5 and 8

[28eliminator]

In don't see "flat head", or "pistol grip ears" on this list anywhere 😜


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[Eli]

In don't see "flat head", or "pistol grip ears" on this list anywhere 😜


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Look again


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[K-034]

Mrs k034 😍

[28eliminator]

Look again


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Not the same... You need to have a place to set your beer😉


Doh... Now I see you added them👍

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[Eli]

Not the same... You need to have a place to set your beer😉


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I do 😉


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[314joey]

There's no duct tape ?

[Eli]

There's no duct tape ?

Duct tape is free


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[ChumpChange]

There's no duct tape ?

This is about who your perfect woman is, not how to get her home! :D

[Eli]

This is about who your perfect woman is, not how to get her home! :D

Rotflmao


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[Stainless]

47502

11. Flat head $1
12. Pistal grip ears $1
13. Fun $5

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ch3no2

[28eliminator]

I do 😉


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👍😜


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[nowski]

I didn't see "can tickle own ears with toes" on the list

[Kenny D]

There is only one answer ...I need to make more than $5.00.....

[djunkie]

I wish I had the $5. But realistically I'd need $20 to have a woman that'd I'd actually be happy with. 😒😒

[Paul65K]

The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

[Kenny D]

Great answer!!....I am glad my wife of 28 years.. doesn't read the blogs here...
The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

[jordy]

I skipped whatever else was going on and here we go:

3' tall, flat head, no teeth, and mute. What do I win? :wink2:

[Eli]

The perfect woman has been my best friend for more than 31 years and she doesn't cost a penny :yes:

Although you're participation in the thread wasn't all that exciting. Your answer was awesome. I guess some people focus on all the negative things, some people even make up shit and some people focus on the positive things. You chose the positive and that's why you're happy.


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[Paul65K]

Although you're participation in the thread wasn't all that exciting. Your answer was awesome. I guess some people focus on all the negative things, some people even make up shit and some people focus on the positive things. You chose the positive and that's why you're happy.


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[314joey]

For me at least I found her.

[rivergames]

Any girl that likes it in the butt and doesn't spray back at me!

[Eli]

Any girl that likes it in the butt and doesn't spray back at me!

I'm so glad I know you...😉


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[rivergames]

I'm so glad I know you...��


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I'm almost back to my old self again :tongue:

[westair]

I'll take #3 for 3 bucks .... you can keep the change

[Ziggy]

Why'd Paul go and mush it all up? Now I can't play the game without guilt:D:D

[The Doctor]

You know, I've now been married to my high-school sweetheart for 45 years. We've struggled a lot, we've raised six kids and I've learned a lot over that time but I believe I can say I've got it all at this point and I wouldn't change anything. The list in the OP is but a mere shadow of what my wife is to me and what she can do.

47514

[Stainless]

You know, I've now been married to my high-school sweetheart for 45 years. We've struggled a lot, we've raised six kids and I've learned a lot over that time but I believe I can say I've got it all at this point and I wouldn't change anything. The list in the OP is but a mere shadow of what my wife is to me and what she can do.

47514

Great story Doc! 😊

Btw, have you heard Jimmy Prock left JFR today?😡


CH3NO2

[The Doctor]

Hadn't heard about Jimmy Prock, that's a shocker!

[Paul65K]

Why'd Paul go and mush it all up? Now I can't play the game without guilt:D:D
C'mon Zig..........look at your signature line; you got no room to talk..........and then there's The Doctor..........talk about mushing it up :D

[Ziggy]

C'mon Zig..........look at your signature line; you got no room to talk..........and then there's The Doctor..........talk about mushing it up :D
Bunch of happy fellers we are...:cool:
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Btw...can't see sig lines on tapa-bs'er;)

[HolyMoly]

Bunch of happy fellers we are...:cool:
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Btw...can't see sig lines on tapa-bs'er;)

Should we add "Kickstand - $2"?

[Ziggy]

Should we add "Kickstand - $2"?
Oh no I'm good, I came with one built in:D

[HolyMoly]

Oh no I'm good, I came with one built in:D

Best 30 seconds of your life?

[Ziggy]

Best 30 seconds of your life?
You know how it is...:)

[HolyMoly]

You know how it is...:)

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