Luciferous word of the day

[HB Vic]

Years ago, and I do means years :D I worked with a guy who was intellectually challenged. I'm not talking quantum physics or The Copenhagen Interpretation or anything close. Just basic sometimes everyday Webster Dictionary English.

Now keep in mind this is before the world wide web (yes I realize I'm dating myself) so Googling basic things like "conflict of Interest" wasn't an option back then. Sure 99.9% of society today knows what "conflict of interest" means, but back then it wasn't a term that could easily be looked up.

So, and much to his credit, this guy started a little daily chalk board game/exercise. I don't remember what we called it, something like "word of the day". Honestly looking back I think he devised this game for his personal benefit, but on occasion it helped us all.

So everyday one of us (he normally put up more words than the rest of us lol) would write down a word, usually a not often used word, with its meaning or a question mark. Guess who used the question mark the most? lol. If it had a question mark and you knew the meaning you wrote it down and kept track of the question marks you answered. This was very important as on Friday, the guy who answered the most question marks was treated to beer by everyone else. For me personally, this was the very incentive I needed to master the English Language LOL. More often than not, I drank for free on Fridays.

This is a little spin on that game. Luciferous words are not common words. They can be obscure, archaic, abandoned, or evocative. So this game has a little twist. And now that we have Google and other search engines that will find these words in 2 nanoseconds, you can't just give the meaning. You have to use the word in a sentence that makes sense, sorta lol.

We'll do a little test run to see how it goes. But if you like it, I'm thinking of doing it monthly and giving away a Hotboat.com T shirt, coozies, and stickers to the person who answers the most words in a months time.

Anyone can add a word, and anyone can answer. You just can't answer your own question. This will be the honor system. Meaning I am not going to keep track, you are. General consensus will determine the winner. Any words relating to water and/or boating is worth two points :D

I'll start:

Muttonhead :D

[Eli]

Muttonhead : stupid, ignorant person.

What muttonhead doesn't know what conflict of interest means.


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[HB Vic]

Perfect, that's 1 point for Eli.

Next word anyone?

[HolyMoly]

Is this a call out thread?

[HB Vic]

Is this a call out thread?

Bahahaha :D

[2manymustangs]

Magnanimous

[314joey]

And I'm guessing "without google" too.

[HB Vic]

And I'm guessing "without google" too.

Google is mandatory for some of these. So feel free :D

[HolyMoly]

46224

This guy

[HB Vic]

Demivierge:

LOL :D

[HolyMoly]

My wife sick in the banos, she mutton head some bad beans.

[HB Vic]

My wife sick in the banos, she mutton head some bad beans.

You're confusing this game with another game of a different name lol

[2manymustangs]

Disambiguation... (I work in this realm daily with peeps from Israel, Cyprus, Russia, Guadalajara, Mumbai, P.R...... and it makes me INSANEer)

[HolyMoly]

Demivierge:

LOL :D
Eli say that haters, demivierge into traffic without using their mirrors.

[HB Vic]

Eli say that haters, demivierge into traffic without using their mirrors.

Or blinkers :D

[314joey]

These are magnanimous....................................... generous..........very generous.

Hey, how come I can't post pics.

[HolyMoly]

Or blinkers :D
I didn't use my blinkers to pick that bishop.

[Eli]

Demivierge: a promiscuous virgin.

I don't know how anyone can be a demivierge.


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[HB Vic]

These are magnanimous....................................... generous..........very generous.

Hey, how come I can't post pics.

Really? 46225

[Eli]

Eli say that haters, demivierge into traffic without using their mirrors.

That's semivierge


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[HB Vic]

Badaud:

[Eli]

Naviculoid


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[HB Vic]

Nimptopsical:

[HolyMoly]

Inconceivable

[HolyMoly]

Demivierge: a promiscuous virgin.

I don't know how anyone can be a demivierge.


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Hammer?

[HB Vic]

Hammer?

I was thinking of someone else LOL

[2manymustangs]

Demivierge: a promiscuous virgin.

I don't know how anyone can be a demivierge.


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I knew a few back in the day... :leghump:

[HolyMoly]

Nimptopsical:
I only know the definition of that when I'm drinking.

[HolyMoly]

Electroencephalagraph

[Eli]

Electroencephalagraph

Electrocution of a phallic membrane.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm gonna electroencephalograph you!


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[HolyMoly]

Electrocution of a phallic membrane.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm gonna electroencephalograph you!


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Don't threaten me with a good time

[Eli]

Don't threaten me with a good time

You have no idea!


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[djunkie]

Uh. Way above my education level.

[HolyMoly]

Uh. Way above my education level.
Loud noises?

[314joey]

...........it

[djunkie]

Loud noises?

Something like that

[HB Vic]

Famicide:

[Eli]

Inconceivable

Inconceivable: something that is unimaginable.

It is inconceivable that HolyMoly is shorter than me.

It is inconceivable the number of people who don't know the application of the First Amendment.

It is inconceivable that some people think "no" means "try harder".


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[djunkie]

Inconceivable: something that is unimaginable.

It is inconceivable that HolyMoly is shorter than me.

It is inconceivable the number of people who don't know the application of the First Amendment.

It is inconceivable that some people think "no" means "try harder".


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After getting snipped I'll be inconceivable. :eek:

[HB Vic]

Macromastic: :D

[Eli]

After getting snipped I'll be inconceivable. :eek:

ROTFLMAO


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[HolyMoly]

Macromastic: :D
That dude played with heavy d?

[Eli]

Macromastic: :D

Excessive Breast tissue.

A macromastic woman is often stared at, while people look away from a macromastic man.


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[HB Vic]

That dude played with heavy d?

Or vice-versa LOL

[Eli]

Macrocephalous


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[Paul65K]

InconceivableWhy anyone would volunteer to be a moderator on a boating forum is "Inconceivable" to me :D.....................is this what you are looking for HB?? :rolleyes

[Stainless]

I knew I wouldn't be able to contribute to this thread based on the first word in the thread title. 😳🎓


CH3NO2

[HolyMoly]

Macrocephalous


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That's what she said

[HB Vic]

Why anyone would volunteer to be a moderator on a boating forum is "Inconceivable" to me :D.....................is this what you are looking for HB?? :rolleyes

Nice job Paul :D

[HB Vic]

Anencephalous:


LOL

[Eli]

By proxy


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[HolyMoly]

Why anyone would volunteer to be a moderator on a boating forum is "Inconceivable" to me :D.....................is this what you are looking for HB?? :rolleyes
I was voluntold by Eli. She likes midgets with power. :o

[2manymustangs]

Why anyone would volunteer to be a moderator on a boating forum is "Inconceivable" to me :D.....................is this what you are looking for HB?? :rolleyes

:lmao1:



I was voluntold by Eli. She likes midgets with power. :o

Welllllllllllllllllllll, she does wear some pretty darn tall platforms to get up there with the rest of us... :D

[Eli]

I was voluntold by Eli. She likes midgets with power. :o


:lmao1:




Welllllllllllllllllllll, she does wear some pretty darn tall platforms to get up there with the rest of us... :D

I don't dislike midgets but I sure don't hold sarcastic midgets in high regard...pun intended. Although, this one my be on to something. ;)

Maybe HM can get some shoes from the stores I shop at?


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[2manymustangs]

I don't dislike midgets but I sure don't hold sarcastic midgets in high regard...pun intended. Although, this one my be on to something. ;)

Maybe HM can get some shoes from the stores I shop at?


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"toes to toes his nose is in it, nose to nose his toes is in it..." :D

[Eli]

"toes to toes his nose is in it, nose to nose his toes is in it..." :D

I'm not quite sure what that means but ill wait until Vic tries it and then I'll subscribe. ;)


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[2manymustangs]

I'm not quite sure what that means but ill wait until Vic tries it and then I'll subscribe. ;)


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A midget with a tall lady... ^^^ :)

"toes to toes his nose is in it, nose to nose his toes is in it..."

[2manymustangs]

Sorry, back on track:

Macrocephalous ???

Anencephalous ???

Famicide ???

[HB Vic]

Sorry, back on track:

Macrocephalous ???

Anencephalous ???

Famicide ???

I can't think after hours :D

[Paul65K]

I don't dislike midgets but I sure don't hold sarcastic midgets in high regard...pun intended. Although, this one my be on to something. ;)

Maybe HM can get some shoes from the stores I shop at?


Sent from my Bat CaveIf he did wouldn't he be taller than you :hmm

[Eli]

If he did wouldn't he be taller than you :hmm

So true...;)


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[HolyMoly]

Sorry, back on track:

Macrocephalous ???

Anencephalous ???

Famicide ???
I believe of those an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era

[2manymustangs]

Sorry, back on track:

Macrocephalous ???

Anencephalous ???

Famicide ???


I can't think after hours :D

Since the first two seem to be related to some >>> "mimetic" <<< form of the anatomy I will add this one:

addadicktome:

http://youtu.be/sKDY-6wR8Ww

[Stainless]

Got one;

texy

Eli is texy.


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Got one;

texy

Eli is texy.


CH3NO2

I'm texy and I know it?


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[Stainless]

I'm texy and I know it?


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Lmfao! 😂


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

Agnoilogy:

Hahahaha

[HolyMoly]

Agnoilogy:

Hahahaha
I tried saying that word like i was curly from the three stooges

[Eli]

I tried saying that word like i was curly from the three stooges

Only YOU would do something like that...and admit to doing it.


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[HB Vic]

Agnoilogy:

Hahahaha

Whoops, spelling error:

Agnoiology:

The study of ignorance. Something I've been doing a lot of lately LOL

[Eli]

Agnoiology:

Hahahaha

Culturally induced ignorance or doubt. Publication of inaccurate information.

The agnoiology on the Internet is rampant. Hopefully, agnotology will help explain this behavior.


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[SBS933]

I knew my neighbor was Agnostic

[HolyMoly]

Only YOU would do something like that...and admit to doing it.


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I resemble that remark!

[HolyMoly]

Acute Angina

Eli had acute angina, which is good because her tits look like hell.

[Eli]

Acute Angina

Eli had acute angina, which is good because her tits look like hell.

I see how it is...careful "buddy" one kick and you're down. It's not much of a fall, but it still counts.



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[Eli]

Pygmies


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[HolyMoly]

Where's Kachina26 when I need him?

[HolyMoly]

In this letter, I will try to describe Mr. HolyMoly's ipse dixits in such a way that my language will not offend and yet will still convey my message that we are nearing a synthesis of anti-intellectualism and conspiracism into a satanic propagandism that will produce a large number of utterly directionless extravagancies, most pertinacious indecencies, and, above all, the most raucous blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a bloodthirsty fast-talker who was insisting that society is screaming for HolyMoly's calumnies. I tried to convince this costive, subhuman demagogue that when I say that of particular interest to me is the way that HolyMoly continuously denies that by supporting reckless despots with inferior moral standards, we devalue ourselves, the lives of our children, and the heroes who died for our freedoms, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. This is a common fallacy held by lewd, rancorous mobocrats. Although this letter provides irrefutable proof that what we are dealing with here is fashion, politics, and money, I know that HolyMoly will still accuse me of lying. I suppose that's okay as long as I can convince you, the reader, that HolyMoly is good at stirring his apostles into a frenzied lunacy of hatred and vengeance. Doing so blinds them to the fact that he maintains a “Big Brother” dossier of information about everyone he distrusts to use as a potential career-ruining weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which HolyMoly owes us all a big apology. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that HolyMoly has stated that you and I are objects for him to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that I would like to believe that HolyMoly acts with our interests in mind. I really would. But HolyMoly sure makes it difficult to believe such things. For instance, he will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let him con us into believing that he is a voice of probity. At least putting up with another HolyMoly hissy fit is easier than convincing HolyMoly's fans that HolyMoly probably regrets stating publicly that bad things “just happen” (i.e., they're not caused by HolyMoly himself). Although we can attribute that inconsiderate comment to a bout of foot-in-mouth disease, we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about HolyMoly's unctuous outbursts. For starters, let's say that “presentism” is “that which makes HolyMoly yearn to lead us, lemminglike, over the precipice of self-destruction.”

We were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to offer true constructive criticism—listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. We were not put here to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together, as HolyMoly might insist. His commentaries are totally meaningless. That is, they usually begin by saying something about how I'm too diversivolent to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to develop an alternative community, a cohesive and comprehensive underground with a charter to refute his arguments line-by-line and claim-by-claim, and then they continue on with a random assortment of tacked-on phrases until they finally slam into a period. HolyMoly's commentaries would be a lot clearer if HolyMoly simply came out and said that his ploys are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? After days of agonized pondering and reflection I finally came to the conclusion that he appears to have found a new tool to use to help him glorify slatternly, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities. That tool is Comstockism, and if you watch him wield it you'll surely see why I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that HolyMoly speaks like a true defender of the status quo—a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to rip apart causes that others feel strongly about.

HolyMoly contends that two wrongs make a right. Sounds rather vexatious, doesn't it? Well, that's HolyMoly for you. Irreligionism can be deadly but HolyMoly's grievances are much worse. Once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that HolyMoly's older lamentations were irritable enough. His latest ones are honestly beyond the pale. I'll end this letter with a personal invitation to Mr. HolyMoly himself: If you care to respond to what I wrote, please do, especially if you think that I am being inaccurate or unfair. I do not wish to misrepresent you in any way whatsoever. Pax vobiscum.

[HolyMoly]

Back in og hb days, kachina26 found a complaint generator. I used it for the above post. It is here http://www.pakin.org/complaint

While the complaints are mildly amusing as they tend to be over the top mean, conspiracy laden, and have extensive use of large words...the humor part truly lies in people not recognizing that it is random...And they take it personal. They really have to make the conscious decision to be bothered by something that is random.

[ChumpChange]

Where's Kachina26 when I need him?

He's around here and there. Feel free to call him out.