3 weeks of inlaws in my house

[djunkie]

Started today. Mother inlaw and grandmother inlaw. I think I'll be spending a lot of time in the garage and might have to make a solo trip or 2 to the river. Lol

[Ziggy]

Rip :d

[djunkie]

Rip :d

For me or them? :D

[Ziggy]

For me or them? :D

Yes :wink2:

[Singleton]

In the same boat. MIL and all grand kids are with us for 2 weeks. Rented an RV and parked them at the beach RV campground

[riverrunner1984]

You may enjoy ever min you are at work now :D

[HB Vic]

Shit I'm so sorry to hear this :D

[Eli]

I'm sure you can come up with some creative ways to not be home


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[djunkie]

You may enjoy ever min you are at work now :D

I enjoy my work anyways. But I may enjoy it more days a week now. Lol

[djunkie]

Hey alright. If you just throw money at them they leave and go shopping. This will be expensive but might keep my sanity. :D

[Nordie]

Isn't work just as relaxing as the river?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/10/qa8esyje.jpg

:p

[djunkie]

Isn't work just as relaxing as the river?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/10/qa8esyje.jpg

:p

All I need is a beer. 👍 . 42739

[Nordie]

All I need is a beer. 👍 . 42739
I'm not allowed to drink :(

[Eli]

I'm not allowed to drink :(

You'll love me more in a few weeks I promise!


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[Eli]

Hey alright. If you just throw money at them they leave and go shopping. This will be expensive but might keep my sanity. :D

Make your wife pay you back with sexual favors that should work!


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[djunkie]

Make your wife pay you back with sexual favors that should work!


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I'll bring that up at the next conference. Thanks. 👍

[Nordie]

I think it went down more like this..."Honey I need your debit card cause I am taking the family out shopping"

[Eli]

I'll bring that up at the next conference. Thanks. 👍

Conference? Wtf? I thought the whole point if getting married was get it when you want it???


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[djunkie]

I think it went down more like this..."Honey I need your debit card cause I am taking the family out shopping"

Not at all actually. It was more like "honey here's a $100 bill. Get them out of here."

[djunkie]

Conference? Wtf? I thought the whole point if getting married was get it when you want it???


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That's only when you're dating or engaged. Lol

[Nordie]

Not at all actually. It was more like "honey here's a $100 bill. Get them out of here."
And this is only day one? 20 more to go...if my math is correct that's is 2 large, but we gotta factor in some other things here...there's going to be a few expensive dinners. Also lets note the extra groceries, and the inflated utility bills...

[Eli]

That's only when you're dating or engaged. Lol

Bull shit I've been married.


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[djunkie]

And this is only day one? 20 more to go...if my math is correct that's is 2 large, but we gotta factor in some other things here...there's going to be a few expensive dinners. Also lets note the extra groceries, and the inflated utility bills...

I'm thinking $5k. They're going to all the so cal amusement parks. Not to mention the plane tickets. :eek:

[djunkie]

Bull shit I've been married.


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But..... Nevermind.

[Eli]

But..... Nevermind.

Yea I'm divorced...I'm sure if..,never mind


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[Nordie]

That's only when you're dating or engaged. Lol
I am going to agree with this...lol

[Eli]

I am going to agree with this...lol

You're single again, it's not something you should advertise...makes women wonder WHY????


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[Nordie]

You're single again, it's not something you should advertise...makes women wonder WHY????


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lol...that's ok

[ChumpChange]

Poor guys.........

And the In Law thing too!

[djunkie]

Poor guys.........

And the In Law thing too!

Lol...

[Eli]

Poor guys.........

And the In Law thing too!

I knew I wasn't alone


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[djunkie]

Poor guys.........

And the In Law thing too!

If I had as many kids as you, in the period of time you had them, I'd do whatever possible to avoid sleeping with my wife. :D

[ChumpChange]

If I had as many kids as you, in the period of time you had them, I'd do whatever possible to avoid sleeping with my wife. :D

lol. Snip snip now. :D

[djunkie]

lol. Snip snip now. :D

I'm getting it done later this year. Lol

[Eli]

Could you imagine me as a urologist? That would be hilarious! I'm gonna go to med school now!


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[djunkie]

Could you imagine me as a urologist? That would be hilarious! I'm gonna go to med school now!


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I'm already short one. I can't stand to lose the other.

[ChumpChange]

Yea I'm divorced...I'm sure if..,never mind

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42744

lol. Not really directed at you as I'm sure you have options but I've had this saved for a while and this was the best time I've seen to use it.

[Eli]

42744

lol. Not really directed at you as I'm sure you have options but I've had this saved for a while and this was the best time I've seen to use it.

I have no options AT ALL. I'm single bc NO ONE wants to date me 😉

Disclaimer: things aren't always as they appear on the Internet lol

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[Nordie]

42744

lol. Not really directed at you as I'm sure you have options but I've had this saved for a while and this was the best time I've seen to use it.

That stung a little! Bastard :bangmyhead::moon:

[Eli]

That stung a little! Bastard :bangmyhead::moon:

Why did it sting you?


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[Nordie]

Why did it sting you?


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Cause I am single too, not that I am jealous of the boyfriend....

[Eli]

Cause I am single too, not that I am jealous of the boyfriend....

Yea don't be jealous of my boyfriend ;)


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[djunkie]

They're frying bacon right now. Translation=giant mess for me to clean up shortly.

[Eli]

They're frying bacon right now. Translation=giant mess for me to clean up shortly.

This is why I'm very selective as to who I allow in my house and even fewer people in my kitchen. My knives alone cost more than most people's engagement rings lol.


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[djunkie]

Let's see how long this mess stays here. I'm leaving. Lol
42781

[Eli]

Let's see how long this mess stays here. I'm leaving. Lol
42781

Shouldn't take long...soon as your wife sees it lol


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[djunkie]

She's in bed with a headache. I told her it's almost over. Only about 19 days to go. She wasn't amused. Lol

[Eli]

She's in bed with a headache. I told her it's almost over. Only about 19 days to go. She wasn't amused. Lol

Ugh! You should both take a 20 day trip somewhere. NOW


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[Ziggy]

Let's see how long this mess stays here. I'm leaving. Lol
42781
That's total BS :yikes:

Ugh! You should both take a 20 day trip somewhere. NOW


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Yeah, go visit the in-laws and leave a mess in their place.

[nowski]

On both sides of our Family we only have my Mother In-Law left. I know this may sound a little over the edge but invite them on a river trip with you. I took my in-laws to Lake Havasu and on another trip all the way up to The Hoover Dam. They both loved it and they had a different kind of respect for me after that and it also improved our relationship...

[djunkie]

On both sides of our Family we only have my Mother In-Law left. I know this may sound a little over the edge but invite them on a river trip with you. I took my in-laws to Lake Havasu and on another trip all the way up to The Hoover Dam. They both loved it and they had a different kind of respect for me after that and it also improved our relationship...

Did that a couple years ago. Not happening again.

[Sharp shooter]

3 Weeks of inlaws at my house. Started today. Mother inlaw and grandmother inlaw. I think I'll be spending a lot of time in the garage and might have to make a solo trip or 2 to the river. Lol

You're just straight CrAzY to let this happen. :speechless-smiley-0

[Ziggy]

Did that a couple years ago. Not happening again.
LOL:D:p

[nowski]

Did that a couple years ago. Not happening again. Time to take a guy's trip to the river...

[djunkie]

Well so much for the 3 weeks. Wife's grandmother fell and broke her hip in the bathroom at 3am. Looks like they're here for a while now. It's been a very long morning.

[Ziggy]

Well so much for the 3 weeks. Wife's grandmother fell and broke her hip in the bathroom at 3am. Looks like they're here for a while now. It's been a very long morning.

Aye carumba. Hope she'll be ok.........Nurse Djunkie :D

[westair]

Always a tough one for older people, hopefully not to severe ........ don't let her see any of those injury lawyer commercials on tv:biggrin:

[djunkie]

Always a tough one for older people, hopefully not to severe ........ don't let her see any of those injury lawyer commercials on tv:biggrin:

As of now they're gonna screw her back together. Hoping no hip replacement. I think they know better to sue. Well I think my wife would know better to stop them. She'd be the one that would lose in that deal.