WTF News Article Thread

[riverrunner1984]

I come across weird, off the wall news articles from time to time and figured I could post them here.
Anyone else have any WTF type articles?


Here is a good one from Florida...

'Crazy' cat attacks, traps couple inside Volusia County home

A "crazy" cat attacked and terrorized its owners, trapping the couple inside their Volusia County home.

A woman called 911 over the weekend from her DeLand home, asking for police to remove the animal, a 4-year-old cat named Kush.

"I just called about my crazy cat. ... She tore me and my husband up," the woman said. "We're ripped up."

The woman told the 911 dispatcher that she may have accidentally stepped on the cat, which she's owned for four years.

"She freaked out. ... She's got us locked in our bedroom," the woman said. "She's never been like this."

The woman said she and her husband would not be able to open the door for officers once they arrived.

"We just need her out of her house. We don't know what to do," the woman said. "I can't get to the door to let anybody in. There's no way to get out. I love this cat to death, but I've never seen her act like this."

The woman told 911 that the cat was not current on its shots.

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"I took her to the vet about six months ago to get everything done and they called me and told me to come get her because she freaked out on them, and they wouldn't (treat) her," the woman said.

The woman is then heard on the 911 call yelling to an officer.

"We're trapped," the woman said.

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DeLand Animal Control officers arrived later and removed the cat, which will be quarantined for 10 days.

The woman and her husband refused to be taken to a hospital for treatment to cuts and scratches on their arms and legs.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/crazy-cat-attacks-traps-couple-inside-volusia-county-home/26826996

[riverrunner1984]

Here is a feel good story....

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/09/frontier-airlines-pilot-buys-pizza-for-stranded-passengers-on-flight/?intcmp=latestnews

Frontier Airlines pilot buys pizza for stranded passengers on flight

A Frontier Airlines pilot helped take some of the sting out of an hours-long delay by ordering pizza for every passenger on his plane Monday evening.

The saga of Frontier Airlines Flight 719 began at around 7:40 p.m. Eastern Time Monday when the plane left Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, bound for Denver one hour behind schedule.

Bad weather in the Denver area forced the plane to circle over western Nebraska before low fuel levels forced it to land at Cheyenne Regional Airport in southeastern Wyoming. At that point, with 160 hungry passengers becoming increasingly agitated inside the hot plane, the pilot, whose name has not been released, took command of the situation.

"He said 'Ladies and gentleman, Frontier Airlines is known for being one of the cheapest airlines in the US, but your captain is not cheap,' passenger Logan Marie Torres told KDVR. "'I just ordered pizza for the entire plane.'"

Cheyenne Domino's Pizza manager Andrew Ritchie told The Associated Press that he got a call from the plane at about 10 p.m. local time Monday, just as he was about to send employees home. Ritchie said the pilot told him he needed to feed 160 people -- fast.

"I put my hand over the phone and I said: `Guys, you're coming back,' " Ritchie said, recalling what he told his employees.

In all, Ritchie said his crew made about 35 pizzas and delivered them to the airport, where the driver handed the food off to flight attendants. That number of pizzas is usually what the store handles in an entire hour. This time, Ritchie's employees needed to make them and deliver them in about 30 minutes.

But that didn't deter his co-workers, Ritchie said.

"Actually, they were super excited. They had a blast. It was a challenge," he said. "It was definitely one of those `challenge accepted' moments in time."

Flight 719 left Cheyenne at approximately 10:30 p.m. local time, soon after the special delivery. It arrived at Denver International Airport just after midnight, nearly five hours after its scheduled landing.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

[HB Vic]

Here is a feel good story....

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/09/frontier-airlines-pilot-buys-pizza-for-stranded-passengers-on-flight/?intcmp=latestnews

Frontier Airlines pilot buys pizza for stranded passengers on flight

A Frontier Airlines pilot helped take some of the sting out of an hours-long delay by ordering pizza for every passenger on his plane Monday evening.

The saga of Frontier Airlines Flight 719 began at around 7:40 p.m. Eastern Time Monday when the plane left Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, bound for Denver one hour behind schedule.

Bad weather in the Denver area forced the plane to circle over western Nebraska before low fuel levels forced it to land at Cheyenne Regional Airport in southeastern Wyoming. At that point, with 160 hungry passengers becoming increasingly agitated inside the hot plane, the pilot, whose name has not been released, took command of the situation.

"He said 'Ladies and gentleman, Frontier Airlines is known for being one of the cheapest airlines in the US, but your captain is not cheap,' passenger Logan Marie Torres told KDVR. "'I just ordered pizza for the entire plane.'"

Cheyenne Domino's Pizza manager Andrew Ritchie told The Associated Press that he got a call from the plane at about 10 p.m. local time Monday, just as he was about to send employees home. Ritchie said the pilot told him he needed to feed 160 people -- fast.

"I put my hand over the phone and I said: `Guys, you're coming back,' " Ritchie said, recalling what he told his employees.

In all, Ritchie said his crew made about 35 pizzas and delivered them to the airport, where the driver handed the food off to flight attendants. That number of pizzas is usually what the store handles in an entire hour. This time, Ritchie's employees needed to make them and deliver them in about 30 minutes.

But that didn't deter his co-workers, Ritchie said.

"Actually, they were super excited. They had a blast. It was a challenge," he said. "It was definitely one of those `challenge accepted' moments in time."

Flight 719 left Cheyenne at approximately 10:30 p.m. local time, soon after the special delivery. It arrived at Denver International Airport just after midnight, nearly five hours after its scheduled landing.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

That's never happened to me LOL

Nice guy. He'll probably finish last :D

[riverrunner1984]

Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway

JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck.

Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street.

When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles (though she still had “panties covering her private area,” cops noted). Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses.

Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.

The police report does not detail if Cernak’s yoga routine included popular poses like Cobra, Downward Dog, or Warrior. Though she did have to assume the position when searched and handcuffed by officers.

Charged with three felonies and two misdemeanors, Cernak is locked up in the Marion County jail in lieu of $5000 bond.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432

[Eli]

Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway

JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck.

Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street.

When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles (though she still had “panties covering her private area,” cops noted). Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses.

Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.

The police report does not detail if Cernak’s yoga routine included popular poses like Cobra, Downward Dog, or Warrior. Though she did have to assume the position when searched and handcuffed by officers.

Charged with three felonies and two misdemeanors, Cernak is locked up in the Marion County jail in lieu of $5000 bond.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432

Yoga is weird!


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[riverrunner1984]

Yoga is weird!
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Its tough. Have you tried it? I do it once every 2 weeks. Use more for stretching and makes you feel a lot more limber. A longer muscle is a stronger muscle.
Have never done it naked though lol

[Eli]

Its tough. Have you tried it? I do it once every 2 weeks. Use more for stretching and makes you feel a lot more limber. A longer muscle is a stronger muscle.
Have never done it naked though lol

I do Pilates. Yoga is a tad ...um...let's just say the people in the class aren't happy with the fat chick who keeps falling over and laughing. So, for the sake of the class I stick to Pilates. Lol


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[riverrunner1984]

I do Pilates. Yoga is a tad ...um...let's just say the people in the class aren't happy with the fat chick who keeps falling over and laughing. So, for the sake of the class I stick to Pilates. Lol
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LOL Nice. Kim does Pilates as well.
I have never taken a yoga class. I have the P90x and P90x2 yoga DVD's and I do them solo so I dont embarrass myself lol

[Eli]

LOL Nice. Kim does Pilates as well.
I have never taken a yoga class. I have the P90x and P90x2 yoga DVD's and I do them solo so I dont embarrass myself lol

Smart!


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[riverrunner1984]

Woman finds Ikea bags stuffed with 80 skeletons

UPDATED: A woman in southern Sweden is furious after stumbling upon scores of skulls and human bones inside Ikea bags in a church. The man who dug up the bones, however, says it's not as bad as it looks.


The Kläckeberga church is using Ikea bags to store the remains of around 80 people who were once buried under the floorboards.

The macabre collection, which is almost overflowing from a set of large blue Ikea bags, was found by local woman Kicki Karlén.

"There were around 80 skeletons," she told The Local.

"And it made me very angry about how they were just sitting there. Some people at the parish told me the bones had been there since 2009."

The bags are covered by a tarpaulin and have been sitting there since parts of the church were dug up and rebuilt to allow wheelchair access.

Click here to see pictures of the skeletons

"I was on the team called in to dig out the bones five years ago," archaeologist Ludvig Papmehl-Dufay told The Local.

"Our mission was to document and rebury the bones, which may be as much as 500 years old. But the reburial was delayed and I have no idea why. The plan was to rebury them as soon as possible, but that's up to the church. The county board said they couldn't leave church ground, and it became complicated."

He explained that the bones were likely reburied in a secondary deposition many years ago in what he called a "bone house". The collection is mostly skulls and longer bones, he added.

While Papmehl-Dufay denied storing the bones in the Ikea bags himself, he admitted that it sounded like an efficient storage technique.

"It's not standard practice, definitely not for archaeologists, but the Ikea bags aren't actually that bad. They'd be great for stopping the moulding process. But it can't be that good to have them in the basement for so long."

Karlén, meanwhile, took to her blog to lament the situation and to call for answers.

"How would you feel if it was your grandmother or grandfather?" she wrote.

http://www.thelocal.se/20140801/woman-finds-ikea-bags-stuffed-with-80-skeletons

[riverrunner1984]

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night

A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.
Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.
The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.
Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.
"As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.

"But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism."
It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

[HB Vic]

what the hell is a Hen night? LOL

[riverrunner1984]

what the hell is a Hen night? LOL

Bachelorette party....Guess that's what they call it in Spain??? lol

[ChumpChange]

Hahahahaha!

[Stainless]

what the hell is a Hen night? LOL

Idk...hens get together and cackle?


CH3NO2

[SBS933]

My Head hurts now

[Stainless]

Heard on the radio a story about "Lite Marijauna"...great taste, less filling. 😃


CH3NO2

[riverrunner1984]

Heard on the radio a story about "Lite Marijauna"...great taste, less filling. ��
CH3NO2

Hope it is nothing like Kirkland Light....That stuff was crap lol....

[jordy]

Click here to see pictures of the skeletons

What kind of false advertising bullshit is this? :realitycheck:

[riverrunner1984]

What kind of false advertising bullshit is this? :realitycheck:

Link was at the bottom....

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[riverrunner1984]

This one is seriously WTF!!! lol

Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.

The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.

After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”

While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers. In a written statement, Johnson admitted that, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” Noting that he committed a “horrible act,” Johnson added, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”

Johnson, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief and booked into the Hernando County jail. He was released from custody at 9:45 tonight after posting $1500 bond.

The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903

[314joey]

It wasn't ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a goof.

[riverrunner1984]

it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a goof.

lmfao!

[Luvnlife]

Anyone else ever notice how much weird crap goes on in Florida?


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[Stainless]

Anyone else ever notice how much weird crap goes on in Florida?


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Since you mention it, yes.

No dig on you Fla residents, Joey, AJ and Kenny. 👍


CH3NO2

[riverrunner1984]

Since you mention it, yes.
No dig on you Fla residents, Joey, AJ and Kenny. ��
CH3NO2

LOL I didnt want to go there but yes....Doesnt all the weird stuff happen in Florida or Germany? lol

[riverrunner1984]

Woman robbing Germany pharmacy distracts staff by spraying her breast milk at them

WELL, THAT’S ONE way to do it.
It has been alleged that a German woman apparently lifted up her top and sprayed breast milk at staff and fellow customers in order to distract them as she stole from the store.
The Local reports that the woman walked into the pharmacy and attempted to purchase a breast pump.
After then handing over a €200 note for her €20 transaction, she lifted up her top and proceeded to squirt breast milk at the pharmacist.
Despite requests from staff and customers to cover up and, you know, stop squirting her breast milk at everyone, she continued to rummage through product displays and sprayed some more, before leaving on her merry way.
After she left, staff discovered that €100 was missing from one of the tills.
Police officers are still looking for the culprit, who they describe as “robust” and as “speaking an unknown language”.
Ooh, mysterious.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/woman-german-pharmacy-breast-milk-1751637-Oct2014/

[riverrunner1984]

Hamilton family left corpse upstairs for six months expecting resurrection

http://www.thespec.com/news-story/5165939-hamilton-family-left-corpse-upstairs-for-six-months-expecting-resurrection/

Peter Wald's family truly believed he would rise from the dead.

They believed it because they had prayed for it, every single day, while his corpse lay rotting for six months in an upstairs bedroom of their Hamilton home.

When neighbours asked about her husband, curious about the 52-year-old man's seeming disappearance, Kaling Wald would tell them he was "in God's hands now."

On Monday, Kaling, 50, pleaded guilty to failing to notify police or the coroner that her husband had died due to a sickness that was not being treated by a doctor. It's the first known case of its kind (involving the resurrection belief) in Canada.

The criminal charges originally laid in the case – neglect of duty regarding a dead body and offering an indignity to a body – were withdrawn and replaced with that single charge under the Coroner's Act.

Kaling had no ill intent, all agreed. As assistant crown attorney Janet Booy put it, the devout Christian woman's faith had "tainted and warped her better judgment."

"We were trusting God…we thought, 'OK Lord, you know better," Kaling told the Spectator after court Monday, with lawyer Peter Boushy by her side.

Peter Wald, 52, died "probably around March 20th" last year, according to the agreed statement of facts read out in court Monday. He'd suffered from diabetes and his left foot had become infected. But he had refused to go to the hospital and believed God would cure him.

He went into a coma, she says, and days later she noticed his stomach bloating and signs of rigor mortis on his forehead.

She then left him – his body covered with two blankets, his head with a toque – in the bed and padlocked the bedroom door.

Kaling sealed in the door and the vents with duct tape to protect her family from the smell of the cadaver. And then for six months, life went on and they prayed for their dead husband and father in the bed upstairs as they awaited his return.

It was Sept. 17, 2013 when the body was finally discovered. The sheriff had arrived to evict the family from the St. Matthews Avenue, near Barton Street East and Wentworth Street North, house after they had defaulted on the mortgage.

Expecting the eviction, the family packed the dead man's belongings and had his shoes and bags ready to go.

"That was how strong our faith was," Kaling says.

But when she unlocked the bedroom door his body, which had attracted rodents, was so decomposed it was impossible to identify by photograph.

His feet were sticking out from under the blankets with gauze still wrapped around the left foot.

"He (the sheriff) said 'OK that's enough, close the door," Wald remembers.

Police and the coroner were called, but because of the mummified state of his body, toxicology tests could not be conducted and a cause of death was not confirmed—though it is "likely due to natural causes," the pathologist's report says.

The Children's Aid Society was called in too but they found no concerns for the well-being of the couple's children and the case was closed.

Everyone living in the home – Kaling, five of her six children age 11 to 22, and seven other adult friends – were interviewed by police. Each provided a consistent account of his death and their religious belief that he could be resurrected.

In court Monday, the crown acknowledged that had they gone to trial their chance at a conviction would be slim. There was no criminal intent—as Wald said afterwards, she wasn't even aware there was a law against this.

"It's an extremely sad case…she truly believed her husband was going to be resurrected from the dead, even after six months," said assistant crown attorney Janet Booy.

Booy says she researched the law extensively and could not find another case like this.

Kaling – who has no past criminal record – had her sentence suspended and was put on 18 months of probation and ordered to seek counseling around the "public health concerns" of the incident.

"Your belief that your husband would resurrect is not an issue," Superiour Court Justice Marjoh Agro said at her plea Monday.

"This is not about your religious beliefs. It is about your safety, the safety of your children and the safety of the community at large."

The Walds were known around their neighbourhood for their blue Astro van that was covered in messages of love for God and had crosses carved into the headlights so they would project the religious symbol.

They were regularly spreading the gospel and handing out food for homeless people in the winter through their street ministry, she says.

She insists "we lived a normal life. We were clean people."

She disputes references in the media that the family was seen chanting in the backyard and says they were simply putting on religious skits for homeless people in the neighbourhood.

The family has since moved to Fort Erie. With the criminal case behind her, she says she can finally grieve the loss of her husband and move past the attention the strange case received.

"It was unusual, yes. It was certainly not normal. And we won't do that again…laws exist and we know that now."

But she still believes strongly in resurrection, and says there have been many "documented" cases of it around the world. Her faith was not shaken by the legal consequences, she says.

"In fact it has cast me more at the mercy of God, because He is the ultimate judge."

[riverrunner1984]

Well this is a Shitty way to go....

Woman accepts cliffside proposal, then falls to her death

A vacationing woman accepted her boyfriend’s romantic marriage proposal in a picture-perfect cliffside setting in Ibiza — only to fall off the edge to her death as she jumped up and down for joy.
Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, of Bulgaria was visiting her waiter boyfriend in the resort of Cala Tarida on the idyllic Mediterranean island when he popped the question on Tuesday.
The delighted Dimitrova lost her balance and plummeted 65 feet — suffering a heart attack due to her injuries.
The newly betrothed was alive but unconscious when medical responders arrived, but she died a few minutes later.
“Everything is pointing towards the death being the result of a tragic freak accident,” a Civil Guard spokesman said, the Daily Mail reported.
Her devastated fiancé, also Bulgarian, had chosen the beautiful spot — famous for its stunning sunset views.
Dimitrova had arrived in Ibiza two days earlier to visit him and look for work.

http://nypost.com/2015/01/29/woman-accepts-cliffside-proposal-then-falls-to-death/

[riverrunner1984]

Ice addict ‘gouged out eyes and ate them’

AN ice addict in a hospital emergency department gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them, a Federal Liberal MP has revealed.
The horrific story was revealed today at an Ice Summit on the Central Coast organised by the Express Advocate to address the epidemic in the region.
Dobell Federal Liberal MP Karen McNamara relayed the story as she opened the summit before a packed auditorium this morning.
“There is nothing at all recreational about this drug,” Ms McNamara said.
“Let me tell you a story that demonstrates this ... about a young boy taken into an emergency department for treatment who gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them,” she said.
“We have to get these kinds of stories out to young people — this is not a recreational drug,” she said.
A spokeswoman for Ms McNamara later said the incident occurred at John Hunter Hospital at Newcastle and that she was in the room when the story was related to Ms McNamara by a frontline emergency services officer who wished to remain anonymous.


The Central Coast Ice Summit comes a week after the Organised Crime Squad smashed a Sydney ice ring seizing almost 170kg of ice worth an estimated $110m.
Seven men were arrested last Friday after connected raids in the inner-city and northwest that unearthed a homemade drug laboratory in an apartment and 17 kilograms of ice.
The men, aged 21-31, were charged with offences related to large commercial drug supply and participating in a criminal group. They’ve been denied bail.

Other stories to emerge from the Central Coast over the past two weeks reveal the extent of the epidemic that continues embattle police, paramedics and emergency department personnel.
Gosford and Wyong hospitals head of emergency departments Dr Kate Porges told the Express Advocate this week that “killer doses” were needed to sedate ice users.
“The doses are six times what we’d give the average person,” Dr Porges said.
“If I gave you this sort of dosage, you’d be dead.”
Dr Porges said doctors and nurses were also regularly assaulted with most assaults going unreported because staff were too busy to deal with the paperwork.

Paramedics revealed that ice users displaying “super human” strength were threatening the lives of paramedics while an ED doctor revealed “killer doses” of drugs were being used to sedate ice users in states of psychosis.
NSW Ambulance Toukley station manager Dave Morris said it took 12 people to subdue an out of control addict.
Mr Morris said the man weighed only 60kg but 12 men, including “strong NSW police officers, security staff and paramedics to hold down and sedate the violent ice user”.
A John Hunter Hospital spokesperson said she could not find a record of the eye gouging incident, but did find evidence of a similar incident that occurred more than a decade ago.
“We have not been able to find a recent record of this incident,” she said.
“There was a similar incident in the hospital’s Emergency Department more than a decade ago, however in the interest of their privacy, we are unable to provide any further information or confirm a link to the drug crystal methamphetamine without the patient’s consent.”
She said she would need more information including the patient’s name and the date to be able to confirm or deny the incident occurred.
A NSW Health spokesman said more information was needed to be able to confirm whether the incident occurred in another hospital in NSW.
A NSW Police media spokeswoman said without more details it would be difficult to confirm if any such incident took place.
In response, a spokesman for Mrs McNamara said the information was relayed directly to her office by a front line emergency services officer.
“This person received the information from her colleagues who witnessed the event at a Newcastle hospital,” he said.

http://www.news.com.au/national/ice-addict-gouged-out-eyes-and-ate-them/story-e6frfkp9-1227365119730

[riverrunner1984]

:LMAOsmiley:

Husband Whose New Wife Had One Night Stand With Dwarf Stripper Gets Shock Of His Life 9 Months Later

A newlywed bride had to confess to cheating on her husband with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism recently. The husband had no clue until the confession that his wife cheated on him. He thought throughout the pregnancy that the child was his.

The woman met the stripper at her bachelorette party and had sex with him afterwards. According to Spanish news sit Las Cinco Del Dia, not even the woman’s closest friends knew about the secret affair.

The woman reportedly confessed to the incident as she held her newborn baby in her arms.

“As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her [bachelorette party] broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave,” the media outlet writes. “But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.”

Somewhere in Spain, a very small stripper is shaking his head in disbelief.

Sources: Mirror, Las Cinco Del Dia

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/husband-whose-new-wife-had-one-night-stand-dwarf-stripper-gets-shock-his-life-9-months

[ChumpChange]

Lol....

[RogerThat99]

Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

MEXICO CITY – Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

[RogerThat99]

Man, 27, who was arrested for having sex with a stranger on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel is murdered in a carjacking while driving his stripper fiancée home from work

Philip Panzica, 27, was shot dead early Saturday morning while leaving a strip club with his fiancée
Suspects Bryant Christopher Watts, 28, and Aaron Jones, 31, dumped his body and then ordered the girlfriend out of the car before fleeing the scene
They were arrested later that day and charged with capital murder
The fiancée has not been identified by name, but reports from last month state that she is 36-year-old Mistie Bozant
Panzica made national headlines last month when he was caught having sex with a 21-year-old woman on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel
Panzica and Bozant went to Las Vegas to get married but had a falling out on the trip
Instead of tying the knot, he got drunk and hooked up with the strange woman, Chloe Scordianos
But Bozant later bailed him out of jail and the two reconcile


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502542/Man-27-murdered-carjacking-driving-stripper-fianc-e-home-work-month-arrested-having-sex-strange-woman-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel-supposed-getting-married.html#ixzz45roRFKGp
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Man, 27, who was arrested for having sex with a stranger on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel is murdered in a carjacking while driving his stripper fiancée home from work

Philip Panzica, 27, was shot dead early Saturday morning while leaving a strip club with his fiancée
Suspects Bryant Christopher Watts, 28, and Aaron Jones, 31, dumped his body and then ordered the girlfriend out of the car before fleeing the scene
They were arrested later that day and charged with capital murder
The fiancée has not been identified by name, but reports from last month state that she is 36-year-old Mistie Bozant
Panzica made national headlines last month when he was caught having sex with a 21-year-old woman on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel
Panzica and Bozant went to Las Vegas to get married but had a falling out on the trip
Instead of tying the knot, he got drunk and hooked up with the strange woman, Chloe Scordianos
But Bozant later bailed him out of jail and the two reconcile


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502542/Man-27-murdered-carjacking-driving-stripper-fianc-e-home-work-month-arrested-having-sex-strange-woman-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel-supposed-getting-married.html#ixzz45roRFKGp
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This happened while I was there last month. Not saying I was any part of if, I'm just sayin.....