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Eli
07-06-2014, 07:07 PM
After a few weeks of eating what ever the fuck I wanted, my stomach and my scale have told me to fuck off! I'm going a tad hardcore for 2 weeks to get my body back to it's normal state. So, I decided to do the OG Atkins diet, basically I'm only eating things that had a mommy and cheese. Who else wants to join me?

Oh and no I'm not pregnant, although a day of dealing with Nordie on this diet, I do feel like I have a 5 year old kid. But, he's a cute kid so it's ok.

I went to Costco and purchased about $160 of meat, including Bison burgers...yummy!!!

For breakfast today I ate 2 eggs (only 1 yolk) and 2 pieces of bacon. My snack was fresh mozzarella cheese. Lunch was funny because I arrived at my sisters house with a cooler for my Mahi Mahi and grilled it. Dinner, was steak wrapped in bacon!

I'm stuffed but the thing I'll miss most is my giant bowl of whipped cream. Oh well, I Miss my size 2 super skinny jeans more right now.

Who's in?


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:14 PM
After a few weeks of eating what ever the fuck I wanted, my stomach and my scale have told me to fuck off! I'm going a tad hardcore for 2 weeks to get my body back to it's normal state. So, I decided to do the OG Atkins diet, basically I'm only eating things that had a mommy and cheese. Who else wants to join me?

Oh and no I'm not pregnant, although a day of dealing with Nordie on this diet, I do feel like I have a 5 year old kid. But, he's a cute kid so it's ok.

I went to Costco and purchased about $160 of meat, including Bison burgers...yummy!!!

For breakfast today I ate 2 eggs (only 1 yolk) and 2 pieces of bacon. My snack was fresh mozzarella cheese. Lunch was funny because I arrived at my sisters house with a cooler for my Mahi Mahi and grilled it. Dinner, was steak wrapped in bacon!

I'm stuffed but the thing I'll miss most is my giant bowl of whipped cream. Oh well, I Miss my size 2 super skinny jeans more right now.

Who's in?


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Ok,,,, I'M ON IT!!!..... (the diet that is!! ) ;0)..... I'll start when I get to Oahu on friday... :0)...

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:16 PM
Ok,,,, I'M ON IT!!!..... (the diet that is!! ) ;0)..... I'll start when I get to Oahu on friday... :0)...

Perfect! But, when you get there on Friday, you'll need to unpack and smell the flowers so plan on starting Sunday, it's more realistic.

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djunkie
07-06-2014, 07:16 PM
I'm going on the fuck it get fat diet. I don't have anyone to impress. Lol

Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:19 PM
I'm going on the fuck it get fat diet. I don't have anyone to impress. Lol

LMAO.... I've been on that diet... it sucks!!!... :0)...

ChumpChange
07-06-2014, 07:19 PM
Mommy diet. That's awesome! #PETA lol

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:19 PM
I'm going on the fuck it get fat diet. I don't have anyone to impress. Lol

I don't have anyone to impress either. I'm
Doing it for me.

Besides, you don't need to lose weight. But, adding a workout is always a good way to release stress. You should pick up rollerblading.


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ChumpChange
07-06-2014, 07:21 PM
I'm going on the fuck it get fat diet. I don't have anyone to impress. Lol

You never know when free agency is gonna come around. ;)

ChumpChange
07-06-2014, 07:22 PM
You never know when free agency is gonna come around. Make sure you're ready to land that next contract! ;)

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:22 PM
You never know when free agency is gonna come around. ;)

You my dear are a loose cannon! Out of control! #pita can suck it!


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:23 PM
Perfect! But, when you get there on Friday, you'll need to unpack and smell the flowers so plan on starting Sunday, it's more realistic.

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Thats the plan then... :0)...

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:25 PM
Thats the plan then... :0)...

Oh and no spam! Spam didn't have a mommy. No processed food. It's just 2 weeks...you've got this!

Oh and your hot taco truck girlfriend, you can still go there and just throw out the tortillas. ;)


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djunkie
07-06-2014, 07:26 PM
You never know when free agency is gonna come around. ;)

Ha. Lol

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:30 PM
Ha. Lol

I don't know a better reason to not get out of shape!


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ChumpChange
07-06-2014, 07:30 PM
Ha. Lol

Old man way back in the day at the gym would always tell baseball stories. That was the reason why he was at the gym because he never knew when free agency was gonna come around. Big Mike story. There were many of them. The thumb stories and starting a lawn mower(but not really a lawn mower) were some if the best!

Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:31 PM
Oh and no spam! Spam didn't have a mommy. No processed food. It's just 2 weeks...you've got this!

Oh and your hot taco truck girlfriend, you can still go there and just throw out the tortillas. ;)


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She won't even miss me when I'm gone... there are plenty of other Amigos that go to that truck... LOL....

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:34 PM
She won't even miss me when I'm gone... there are plenty of other Amigos that go to that truck... LOL....

You won't miss her either! You're going to Oahu! These pics should brighten your mood!

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Please reserve my plane ticket under my real name, I don't have ID for Eli and it's been an issue at the airport before ;)


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:43 PM
You won't miss her either! You're going to Oahu! These pics should brighten your mood!

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Please reserve my plane ticket under my real name, I don't have ID for Eli and it's been an issue at the airport before ;)


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LOL..... I just need the dates you want to fly.... :0)....

Eli
07-06-2014, 07:43 PM
LOL..... I just need the dates you want to fly.... :0)....

I don't have a preference, I fly any day of the week. ;)


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 07:47 PM
I don't have a preference, I fly any day of the week. ;)


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Ok,,, I'm on it!!!.... and that last picture should brighten EVERYONES day!!... jus' sayin'!!!... (not intending to score points of course!) :0)....

Eli
07-06-2014, 08:01 PM
Ok,,, I'm on it!!!.... and that last picture should brighten EVERYONES day!!... jus' sayin'!!!... (not intending to score points of course!) :0)....

Thank you! Have you ever been to Oahu before?


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 08:04 PM
Thank you! Have you ever been to Oahu before?



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Nope,,,, you will hafta' show me around... hopefully in the 7 months I'm there I can take it all in!!!... :0)....

Eli
07-06-2014, 08:04 PM
Nope,,,, you will hafta' show me around... hopefully in the 7 months I'm there I can take it all in!!!... :0)....

Do you eat sushi?


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 08:08 PM
Do you eat sushi?


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I have... :0)....

Napanutt
07-06-2014, 08:19 PM
Old man way back in the day at the gym would always tell baseball stories. That was the reason why he was at the gym because he never knew when free agency was gonna come around. Big Mike story. There were many of them. The thumb stories and starting a lawn mower(but not really a lawn mower) were some if the best!

Too funny . My best friend, huge baseball fan likes to make the same analogies. The free agent thing I've heard a gazillion times. The one I used to like is when he referred to two guys shitting in the same bathroom-different stalls of course- as double barrel activity in the bull pen.

Eli
07-06-2014, 08:25 PM
I have... :0)....

You have to go to Tomuras store In Kailua Akahi park. They have the best Ahi Poke. I never ate it before I tried it there and I was in love! Go there from the airport. Don't waste time. Get at least a medium size container of each option. You'll thank me when you do.


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Nordic Bear
07-06-2014, 08:34 PM
You have to go to Tomuras store In Kailua Akahi park. They have the best Ahi Poke. I never ate it before I tried it there and I was in love! Go there from the airport. Don't waste time. Get at least a medium size container of each option. You'll thank me when you do.


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Ok,,,,, it's on the list... :0)....

Eli
07-06-2014, 08:41 PM
Too funny . My best friend, huge baseball fan likes to make the same analogies. The free agent thing I've heard a gazillion times. The one I used to like is when he referred to two guys shitting in the same bathroom-different stalls of course- as double barrel activity in the bull pen.

Really? Maybe I can start a pooping thread for all this shit? Lol


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boatnam1
07-06-2014, 09:03 PM
I have been on it for 5 weeks, going pretty good think i have dropped about 26 pound so far, trying to figure out new ways to eat while on it to keep thing fresh. Hit store today and my dinner plan for the week are
corn beef and cabbage
stuffed bell peppers using ground up chuck roast
chicken breast with butter garlic and mushrooms
smoked half turkey breast on the grill with Brocolli
shrimp stir fry with bell peppers, waster crest nuts,sprouts
steak and veggie
cabbage rolls

Eli
07-06-2014, 09:09 PM
I have been on it for 5 weeks, going pretty good think i have dropped about 26 pound so far, trying to figure out new ways to eat while on it to keep thing fresh. Hit store today and my dinner plan for the week are
corn beef and cabbage
stuffed bell peppers using ground up chuck roast
chicken breast with butter garlic and mushrooms
smoked half turkey breast on the grill with Brocolli
shrimp stir fry with bell peppers, waster crest nuts,sprouts
steak and veggie
cabbage rolls

Wow that's great! Your menu sounds delicious! Will you share the stuffed bell peppers? I want to try those.


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boatnam1
07-06-2014, 10:12 PM
For sure, First time making them so lets see how they turn out first lol.

Eli
07-07-2014, 01:48 PM
Eating protein is painful when your throat feels like you ate glass shards for dinner


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boatnam1
07-07-2014, 07:16 PM
Grease it up with butter and garlic lol

Eli
07-07-2014, 07:23 PM
Grease it up with butter and garlic lol

I boiled some chicken added lime and am having the broth which also helps my throat.


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ChumpChange
07-07-2014, 07:41 PM
Does ice cream have a mommy?
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ChumpChange
07-07-2014, 07:41 PM
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And...

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Eli
07-07-2014, 07:45 PM
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And...

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Of course you would. I was actual expecting you to start this yesterday. Looks like you exercised some self control. It doesn't bother me. Most of the shit you eat makes my stomach turn. Oh Happy Birthday enjoy your dessert!


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ChumpChange
07-07-2014, 08:08 PM
Of course you would. I was actual expecting you to start this yesterday. Looks like you exercised some self control. It doesn't bother me. Most of the shit you eat makes my stomach turn. Oh Happy Birthday enjoy your dessert!


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Thank you it was a great day. Even teaching the boy to make sure he gets all the ice cream!
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Eli
07-07-2014, 08:09 PM
Thank you it was a great day. Even teaching the boy to make sure he gets all the ice cream!
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He's sooo cute!!

I wish my throat wasn't in fire bc I want one of these


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Miss Managed Assets
07-07-2014, 09:00 PM
Already started this weekend, food prep, I start full force today!
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Eli
07-07-2014, 09:00 PM
Already started this weekend, food prep, I start full force today!
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What's the last pic of?


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Miss Managed Assets
07-07-2014, 09:02 PM
I only had four eggs left on Friday, I boil them in the oven.

Eli
07-07-2014, 09:03 PM
I only had four eggs left on Friday, I boil them in the oven.

Boiled in the oven? With water?


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HB Vic
07-07-2014, 09:05 PM
Farrell's drives me insane.


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Miss Managed Assets
07-07-2014, 09:10 PM
Boiled in the oven? With water?
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No, pre-heat oven to 325 degrees, put eggs on rack or in cupcake pan for 30 minutes, boom, boiled eggs!

ChumpChange
07-07-2014, 09:11 PM
Farrell's drives me insane.

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Kids took me there for my birthday. Lol.

Miss Managed Assets
07-07-2014, 09:14 PM
Farrell's rocks, your kids have good taste!

HB Vic
07-07-2014, 09:15 PM
Kids took me there for my birthday. Lol.

OMG the pans or drums or whatever it is made me jump out of my skin. I haven't been right since :D


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Eli
07-07-2014, 09:19 PM
OMG the pans or drums or whatever it is made me jump out of my skin. I haven't been right since :D


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I don't think I've ever been there...pans? Drums?


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Miss Managed Assets
07-07-2014, 09:19 PM
OMG the pans or drums or whatever it is made me jump out of my skin. I haven't been right since :D


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Are you sure it wasn't the tambourines? And what does ice cream have to do with a protein diet :D

Eli
07-07-2014, 09:25 PM
And what does ice cream have to do with a protein diet :D

Absolutely NOTHING lol


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HB Vic
07-07-2014, 09:28 PM
Are you sure it wasn't the tambourines? And what does ice cream have to do with a protein diet :D

Oh maybe that's what it was, idk, I think it scarred me for life lol


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Nordic Bear
07-07-2014, 09:36 PM
:0)......

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Eli
07-08-2014, 10:22 AM
:0)......

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I love cauliflower. Raw, grilled, broiled you name it!


This morning I ate 2 medium boiled eggs and it reminded me of all the times I was sick as a child and my mother stayed up with me. Kinda felt like I was getting a hug from her. She truly has no idea how much I adore her.


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Ziggy
07-08-2014, 11:13 AM
There is no miracle diet...stop wasting time on them. Hard work and will power is what will give you success.

Eli
07-08-2014, 11:17 AM
There is no miracle diet...stop wasting time on them. Hard work and will power is what will give you success.

Who's looking for a miracle?


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Ziggy
07-08-2014, 11:21 AM
Who's looking for a miracle?


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Who isn't? ?
My SIL has tried every fad diet and diet suppliment known to man..........didn't, doesn't, hasn't worked one iota.

Eli
07-08-2014, 11:46 AM
Who isn't? ?
My SIL has tried every fad diet and diet suppliment known to man..........didn't, doesn't, hasn't worked one iota.

I'm not. Those pretend miracle diets are painful and ineffective. As long as I stay away from processed foods my body just feels better and drops weight. Mostly, my stomach stops hurting.


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Ziggy
07-08-2014, 12:12 PM
I'm not. Those pretend miracle diets are painful and ineffective. As long as I stay away from processed foods my body just feels better and drops weight. Mostly, my stomach stops hurting.


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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 12:29 PM
No food for two days now. Gonna try these lol 42688


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Eli
07-08-2014, 12:35 PM
No food for two days now. Gonna try these lol 42688


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That's not in the mommy diet plan lol.


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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 12:44 PM
That's not in the mommy diet plan lol.


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You should add them. So far so good lol


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Eli
07-08-2014, 12:45 PM
You should add them. So far so good lol


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Nooooooo!!!! That's not even real cheese lol


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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 12:47 PM
Nooooooo!!!! That's not even real cheese lol


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Maybe that's what I need, some fake cheese lol


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ChumpChange
07-08-2014, 12:51 PM
Maybe that's what I need, some fake cheese lol

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Stay away from bath cheese. Story on Dateline NBC.

HB Vic
07-08-2014, 12:52 PM
Stay away from bath cheese. Story on Dateline NBC.

Bath? Oh now I'm feeling real sick


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Ziggy
07-08-2014, 01:10 PM
No food for two days now. Gonna try these lol 42688


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If they tell you not to feed the birds with crackers and cheese how good you think that sbit is for us?

HB Vic
07-08-2014, 01:14 PM
If they tell you not to feed the birds with crackers and cheese how good you think that sbit is for us?

Kind of like vodka, beer and cigs :D


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Ziggy
07-08-2014, 01:16 PM
Kind of like vodka, beer and cigs :D


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Birds dont like that stuff so we're good on those. :cool::cool::D

Nordic Bear
07-08-2014, 01:19 PM
Kind of like vodka, beer and cigs :D


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Beer,,, YES!!! Vodka, ,,, hmmm,,, maybe... cigs,,,, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!... LOL.... :0)....

Stainless
07-08-2014, 01:19 PM
Maybe that's what I need, some fake cheese lol


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Real cheese, aka "bung binder" :p


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 01:49 PM
Quit dairy period for 10 days, and you will see an improvement! Dairy is damn near impossible, but it is doable!

Eli
07-08-2014, 01:51 PM
Quit dairy period for 10 days, and you will see an improvement! Dairy is damn near impossible, but it is doable!

The only thing I can't quit is things that have mommies


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 02:23 PM
The only thing I can't quit is things that have mommies


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PETA....People Eating Tasty Animals!

Eli
07-08-2014, 02:25 PM
PETA....People Eating Tasty Animals!

I hope my stomach can handle a bison burger patty tonight. It's been a tad queasy all day :(


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 02:28 PM
I'm going turkey burger, with bacon topping!

Eli
07-08-2014, 02:29 PM
I'm going turkey burger, with bacon topping!

Oh the bacon goes without saying lol


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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 02:48 PM
I'm shooting for saltines and maybe a slice of bread with some peanut butter, maybe :D


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 03:11 PM
I'm shooting for saltines and maybe a slice of bread with some peanut butter, maybe :D


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I'm shooting for some donuts and a case of beer, but I'm not gonna...damn those donuts looked good at my morning meeting...

Eli
07-08-2014, 03:16 PM
I'm shooting for some donuts and a case of beer, but I'm not gonna...damn those donuts looked good at my morning meeting...

I'm very proud of you for walking out of the donut filled trailer today and the alcohol isle in the grocery store yesterday. I do apologize for calling you fat names among other things, but I'm trying the tough love approach with you. :pound::boxing8: I just know you wanna be SEXY! Oh and I don't mind the "I hate you" "I really hate you right now" texts. I know it's the lack of crap in your body talking. :party-smiley-020:

Nordie
07-08-2014, 03:17 PM
I'm very proud of you for walking out of the donut filled trailer today and the alcohol isle in the grocery store yesterday. I do apologize for calling you fat names among other things, but I'm trying the tough love approach with you. :pound::boxing8: I just know you wanna be SEXY! Oh and I don't mind the "I hate you" "I really hate you right now" texts. I know it's the lack of crap in your body talking. :party-smiley-020:
I hate you....

Eli
07-08-2014, 03:19 PM
I hate you....

It's ok sweetie. In about a week you'll start to love me again. Then when we're both sexy we can party in Vegas I'm an awesome wing woman ;)


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 03:22 PM
It's ok sweetie. In about a week you'll start to love me again. Then when we're both sexy we can party in Vegas I'm an awesome wing woman ;)


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lol...3 1/2 of Eli's personalities now have a restraining order on me...

Party in Vegas is cool when you don't live here lol...

Nordie
07-08-2014, 03:26 PM
I need to party at the river...

Eli
07-08-2014, 03:27 PM
I need to party at the river...

Dont to have to ask me twice ;)


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 04:03 PM
Dont to have to ask me twice ;)


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30 days to go, because if I goto the river, I better have a damn beer in my hand...I have great self control right now, but yeah, that's a whole nother deal...

Eli
07-08-2014, 04:29 PM
30 days to go, because if I goto the river, I better have a damn beer in my hand...I have great self control right now, but yeah, that's a whole nother deal...

Duh lol


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Nordie
07-08-2014, 04:53 PM
Duh lol


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lol...

Eli
07-08-2014, 07:27 PM
Bacon wrapped bison burger

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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 07:33 PM
I will be snapping pics of my crackers soon


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Eli
07-08-2014, 07:35 PM
I will be snapping pics of my crackers soon


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The food...right?

My bison is so good I'm gonna go hunting this year and buy a giant freezer!

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HB Vic
07-08-2014, 07:43 PM
Saltines, yes


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ChumpChange
07-08-2014, 07:58 PM
Bath? Oh now I'm feeling real sick

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Google bathtub cheese. Enjoy!

ChumpChange
07-08-2014, 08:02 PM
In my research, bathtub cheese puffs don't seem too bad.

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Eli
07-08-2014, 08:04 PM
http://www.seriouseats.com/2007/10/bathtub-cheese-lands-couple-in-jail.html


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boatnam1
07-08-2014, 09:20 PM
42709 I went with this tonight, fired up the BBQ at work. 2 patties of ground chuck roast, put pepper jack cheese, real bacon bits, chopped up jalapenos and onion between them made one ginat burger.

Ziggy
07-08-2014, 10:13 PM
I had a small salad and a slice of pizza

djunkie
07-08-2014, 10:21 PM
In my research, bathtub cheese puffs don't seem too bad.

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I prefer Cheetos. :D

Eli
07-09-2014, 10:35 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/10/yjyqager.jpg


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Eli
07-09-2014, 08:14 PM
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Bacon wrapped NY steak.


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Ziggy
07-09-2014, 09:17 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/10/yjyqager.jpg


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Geez, that's kinda creepy looking. Not sure I'd put my teeth on that.

ChumpChange
07-09-2014, 09:37 PM
Geez, that's kinda creepy looking. Not sure I'd put my teeth on that.

No teeth Ziggy. No teeth. ;) :D

Eli
07-09-2014, 09:39 PM
Geez, that's kinda creepy looking. Not sure I'd put my teeth on that.


I'm glad someone finally noticed the creepy pic lol


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Ziggy
07-09-2014, 09:41 PM
I'm glad someone finally noticed the creepy pic lol


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You eat some wierd shit girl...:D

Ziggy
07-09-2014, 09:42 PM
No teeth Ziggy. No teeth. ;) :D
Not touching it with anything...lol

Eli
07-09-2014, 09:49 PM
You eat some wierd shit girl...:D

You really think I made that?


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Ziggy
07-09-2014, 09:50 PM
You really think I made that?


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I thought you presented it as your lunch...lol

Eli
07-09-2014, 09:51 PM
I thought you presented it as your lunch...lol

No it was just weirder than the Cheetos bath so I posted it lol


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Ziggy
07-09-2014, 09:53 PM
No it was just weirder than the Cheetos bath so I posted it lol


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Oh ok ;);)
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Eli
07-10-2014, 06:21 AM
Woke up from a nightmare this morning that I was eating a lemon pie. Gross!!!


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Miss Managed Assets
07-10-2014, 07:19 PM
Are you sure wine doesn't have a mommy?

Eli
07-10-2014, 07:21 PM
Are you sure wine doesn't have a mommy?

Positive! I called Mondavi and after speaking with 3 people who didn't understand me the last nice gentleman said "no grapes are not wine's mommy"
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Miss Managed Assets
07-10-2014, 07:28 PM
Darn it, today is my Friday! The food I'm okay, but the wine is killing me.

Nordic Bear
07-10-2014, 07:38 PM
Darn it, today is my Friday! The food I'm okay, but the wine is killing me.
I'm pretty sure that the person that bottled the wine had a momma.... that's close enough for Bear!!!... DRINK UP!!!..... :0D......

Miss Managed Assets
07-10-2014, 07:42 PM
I'm pretty sure that the person that bottled the wine had a momma.... that's close enough for Bear!!!... DRINK UP!!!..... :0D......
I want to play by your rules! :D

Eli
07-10-2014, 07:42 PM
I'm pretty sure that the person that bottled the wine had a momma.... that's close enough for Bear!!!... DRINK UP!!!..... :0D......

Lol


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Eli
07-11-2014, 06:20 AM
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Miss Managed Assets
07-11-2014, 08:03 AM
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Sweet, I totally understand!

Ziggy
07-11-2014, 02:06 PM
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Women are never happy....she looks great in that photo, in a Mrs Cleaver way. :)

Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 11:26 AM
Eggs and Bacon for breakfast!!

Stainless
07-12-2014, 11:45 AM
Eggs and Bacon for breakfast!!

Breakfast, it's almost lunch time, lol. :p


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Eli
07-12-2014, 11:51 AM
Eggs and Bacon for breakfast!!

I've had so much bacon I'm turning into a pig lol

I'm gonna have to give it up soon. But, I've been super strict and haven't had anything without a mommy qualification since Sunday. Last night I wanted a glass of wine really bad, but I was afraid that Nordie would drive to San Diego and beat me with the wine bottle if he found out. Lol he's down almost 8 pounds! I'm down 4.


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Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 11:56 AM
Breakfast, it's almost lunch time, lol. :p
CH3N02
I get one day a week to sleep without and alarm clock waking me up, today was the day :)


I've had so much bacon I'm turning into a pig lol

I'm gonna have to give it up soon. But, I've been super strict and haven't had anything without a mommy qualification since Sunday. Last night I wanted a glass of wine really bad, but I was afraid that Nordie would drive to San Diego and beat me with the wine bottle if he found out. Lol he's down almost 8 pounds! I'm down 4.
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Down 3! I found Blue Cheese burgers at the butcher block for dinner tonight, yum!

Eli
07-12-2014, 12:18 PM
I get one day a week to sleep without and alarm clock waking me up, today was the day :)



Down 3! I found Blue Cheese burgers at the butcher block for dinner tonight, yum!

Yummy!


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boatnam1
07-12-2014, 12:25 PM
4x4 today for lunch protein style from in @ out...It was so good!

boatnam1
07-12-2014, 12:26 PM
I got weak and had a schooner of coors light yesterday at schooner or later for lunch, but i surfed for 3 hours so that should make up for it, sure was good!

Eli
07-12-2014, 12:28 PM
4x4 today for lunch protein style from in @ out...It was so good!

Yummy that's gonna be on my list once I start adding veggies. 😉


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Nordie
07-12-2014, 01:40 PM
I just fired up the smoker, getting ready to throw a 3lb roast on there...

Edit...I am doing terrible, I haven't eaten hardly anything today. Just one boiled egg...I started cleaning the house and forgot to eat

Stainless
07-12-2014, 03:28 PM
I get one day a week to sleep without and alarm clock waking me up, today was the day :)


I was just busting your boobs. :D

I can't sleep past the normal alarm clock time anyway. :(


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Nordie
07-12-2014, 03:41 PM
Mommy diet friendly!http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/13/6evu7a9a.jpg

Eli
07-12-2014, 04:01 PM
Mommy diet friendly!http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/13/6evu7a9a.jpg

Holy bacon! Looks delicious!

I'm very proud of you. I know how hard this has been for you. But, mostly, I'm thankful that you're my Mommy Diet buddy! Without knowing you'd kick my ass, I would've had a glass of wine last night.


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Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 06:24 PM
I was just busting your boobs. :D
I can't sleep past the normal alarm clock time anyway. :(
CH3N02

LOL!! now for dinner....

Eli
07-12-2014, 06:25 PM
Going to a Mexican restaurant for dinner tonight...I'm taking my willpower!!


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ChumpChange
07-12-2014, 07:16 PM
Hot Dogs have numerous mommies, correct? I hope so as I had quite a few of them for dinner.

Eli
07-12-2014, 07:17 PM
Hot Dogs have numerous mommies, correct? I hope so as I had quite a few of them for dinner.

No they don't. And I asked the tortilla lady and she said tortillas don't either 😔


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Eli
07-12-2014, 08:02 PM
42869

Oh dear


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Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 08:10 PM
Blue cheese burger w/ bacon!http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/13/adyre5a6.jpg

Nordie
07-12-2014, 08:18 PM
Blue cheese burger w/ bacon!http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/13/adyre5a6.jpg
Where did get those burgers, or how did you make them?

Eli
07-12-2014, 08:35 PM
42870


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Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 08:43 PM
42870
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Way to stick to it!

Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 08:46 PM
Where did get those burgers, or how did you make them?
Found them at the Stater Bros. meat counter when I was getting my bacon, it was pretty good.

Eli
07-12-2014, 08:46 PM
Way to stick to it!
Thank you!
42871

I barely are today, so I'm not sure if this bacon wrapped shrimp is fantastic or I was starving. So I'll have to make it at home.


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Nordie
07-12-2014, 08:49 PM
Found them at the Stater Bros. meat counter when I was getting my bacon, it was pretty good.
Thanks...I'm going to have to find them somewhere here in vegas...no Stater Bros. Here in Vegas.

I ended up at my brother's house, and they are cooking a family dinner...I get a chicken breast that's it...the asparagus looks delicious....

And to top it all off I am slighly concussed as I split my head open...I need a beer

Eli
07-12-2014, 08:50 PM
Thanks...I'm going to have to find them somewhere here in vegas...no Stater Bros. Here in Vegas.

I ended up at my brother's house, and they are cooking a family dinner...I get a chicken breast that's it...the asparagus looks delicious....

And to top it all off I am slighly concussed as I split my head open...I need a beer

No beer! Lol

Are you ok?


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Nordie
07-12-2014, 08:52 PM
No beer! Lol

Are you ok?


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Yeah...just a scratch, and a spot of red hair dye...no biggie

Eli
07-12-2014, 08:53 PM
Yeah...just a scratch, and a spot of red hair dye...no biggie

Of course YOU'RE coloring your hair lol


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Nordie
07-12-2014, 08:55 PM
Of course YOU'RE coloring your hair lol


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With blood lol

Miss Managed Assets
07-12-2014, 09:08 PM
Thanks...I'm going to have to find them somewhere here in vegas...no Stater Bros. Here in Vegas.
I ended up at my brother's house, and they are cooking a family dinner...I get a chicken breast that's it...the asparagus looks delicious....
And to top it all off I am slighly concussed as I split my head open...I need a beer

I'm going to try to make my own next week.
Oh know, it makes more sense if you had the beer first ;) hope your ok!

Ziggy
07-12-2014, 09:17 PM
Bought some feshly cut 1" thick ribeyes from TipTop meats in Carlsbad and grilled those babies up last night ......yuuuuuuuuummeeeeeeeeee:D

Eli
07-12-2014, 09:18 PM
Bought some feshly cut 1" thick ribeyes from TipTop meats in Carlsbad and grilled those babies up last night ......yuuuuuuuuummeeeeeeeeee:D

Sounds delicious!


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Ziggy
07-12-2014, 09:18 PM
Best bacon there too...
Or get fresh thick bacon at most grocery store meat depts.

Eli
07-12-2014, 09:19 PM
Best bacon there too...

I will have to check the place out.


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Ziggy
07-12-2014, 09:22 PM
I will have to check the place out.


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You can buy the steak in the deli and have the restaraunt there grill it for you...I think they do it for free....

Eli
07-12-2014, 11:03 PM
You can buy the steak in the deli and have the restaraunt there grill it for you...I think they do it for free....

Do they do something special to it? Is that how you have it?


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2manymustangs
07-13-2014, 12:15 AM
OMG the pans or drums or whatever it is made me jump out of my skin. I haven't been right since :D


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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, now I understand... :smilies_mit_hut019:

boatnam1
07-13-2014, 07:10 AM
Blue cheese burger w/ bacon!http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/13/adyre5a6.jpg

Go to meat counter at store and have them grind up a chuck roast, so much better then hamburger. Make 2 thin patties put chopped up jalapenos and onions and pepper jack cheese in between 2 patties and make it into one, makes for a hell of a burger.

boatnam1
07-13-2014, 07:35 AM
Ended going with hot wings on the bbq last night, kinda boring

Eli
07-13-2014, 07:49 AM
Ended going with hot wings on the bbq last night, kinda boring

I love hot wings! I've never made them myself. I'm going to have to start bc the sodium in the prepackaged and restaurants are so high I balloon up for 2 days after I eat them.


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Nordie
07-13-2014, 07:53 AM
I always make my own hot wings, but there's no possible way it all came from a mommy

Eli
07-13-2014, 07:56 AM
I always make my own hot wings, but there's no possible way it all came from a mommy

The wing? Lol I did have them once last week. What is in it? I'll have to stop eating them. The first time I did Atkins, 2000, I lost 20 lbs in 4 months eating hot wings for lunch every day. Lol


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Nordie
07-13-2014, 07:57 AM
The wing? Lol I did have them once last week. What is in it? I'll have to stop eating them. The first time I did Atkins, 2000, I lost 20 lbs in 4 months eating hot wings for lunch every day. Lol


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I'm just saying the way I make em, lol...I'm positive it will have sugar in it atleast...

Eli
07-13-2014, 07:59 AM
I'm just saying the way I make em, lol...I'm positive it will have sugar in it atleast...

Oh. The ones I eat are from Costco and they have less than 1 gram of carbs. I'll have to look at the ingredients. I just haven't been eating them much bc of the sodium.


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boatnam1
07-13-2014, 08:00 AM
I just grab some wings, sauce them up in some franks little salt and pepper and throw them on the grill. Might try some garlic and parmesan next time.

Nordie
07-13-2014, 08:01 AM
Oh. The ones I eat are from Costco and they have less than 1 gram of carbs. I'll have to look at the ingredients. I just haven't been eating them much bc of the sodium.


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I've got a bag of premade ones in my freezer, I haven't looked at the ingredients, if I like what I see, well then I know what's for lunch lol

Edit...I still have that huge roast I made yesterday, so I can snack on that all day, and through the week!

Eli
07-13-2014, 08:01 AM
I just grab some wings, sauce them up in some franks little salt and pepper and throw them on the grill. Might try some garlic and parmesan next time.

Do you marinade them in Franks sauce? I'm going to buy some wings today. I need to eat more chicken.


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boatnam1
07-13-2014, 08:13 AM
Yep....I got some chicken and fish yesterday i was hitting the beef a little too hard. A easy chicken meal is pan grill up a nice chicken breast melt some butter and throw in some garlic and mushrooms and pour over chicken.

Ziggy
07-13-2014, 10:08 AM
Do they do something special to it? Is that how you have it?


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The restaurant food is excellent there. Breakfast deals are the bomb. The quality of the goods are top notch.
~$10 gets you a steak, beer and all the fixins(steaknstein). Good old German comfort food.:cool:

Eli
07-13-2014, 10:35 AM
Don't have much of an appetite this morning so I'm eating fresh mozzarella for breakfast at the beach.

42884

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boatnam1
07-13-2014, 11:31 AM
Little BBQ at work today42886

boatnam1
07-13-2014, 11:52 AM
Non atkins boys42888

Miss Managed Assets
07-13-2014, 05:49 PM
Ready for the Week:
Tuna salad, chicken in the crockpot, bacon, eggs, salmon and snacks 42894

boatnam1
07-14-2014, 08:33 AM
Good luck this week MMA, sounds like your ready to go.

Miss Managed Assets
07-14-2014, 01:26 PM
After two weeks should be easier. But no wine and fireball at the river this weekend, ill have to figure the carbs out.

Milkmoney
07-14-2014, 02:27 PM
After two weeks should be easier. But no wine and fireball at the river this weekend, ill have to figure the carbs out.

Lisa. When I do low carbs I drink vodka at the river. That's if u like vodka.

On the other hand I think I always drink vodka :) lol

riverrunner1984
07-14-2014, 02:37 PM
Lisa. When I do low carbs I drink vodka at the river. That's if u like vodka.

On the other hand I think I always drink vodka :) lol

I have been drinking Vodka and Mio. Low carb and you hydrate at the same time. Also, I think Bacardi (clear) and diet is low carb as well...

boatnam1
07-14-2014, 03:44 PM
I drank Bacardi and diet coke last trip, but im a beer drinker and plugging a mix drink all day just didn't seem natural. I switched to ultra Michelob but couldn't get use to the skinny chick can and ended back on Coors light. Probably only had 40-50 lol, gained a pound or so back and was back in keto a day later on Tuesday. I heard the carb count wont knock you out of keto from beer but the body will burn the alcohol first which stops the weight loss.

Miss Managed Assets
07-14-2014, 07:40 PM
Lisa. When I do low carbs I drink vodka at the river. That's if u like vodka.
On the other hand I think I always drink vodka :) lol


I have been drinking Vodka and Mio. Low carb and you hydrate at the same time. Also, I think Bacardi (clear) and diet is low carb as well...

Love Vodka, just the past few months I have been doing the wine thing. Thanks for the reminder, it's back to Vodka and 5 calorie diet Cranberry. Milk, I think you are the one that made me the rootbeer and vanilla vodka, yummy!

Milkmoney
07-15-2014, 06:36 AM
Love Vodka, just the past few months I have been doing the wine thing. Thanks for the reminder, it's back to Vodka and 5 calorie diet Cranberry. Milk, I think you are the one that made me the rootbeer and vanilla vodka, yummy!

Yes I think I did. That's my favorite and always like to share. I jus bought some more vanilla the other day. Yum :)
I do diet root beer and vanilla and no weight gain.

Miss Managed Assets
07-15-2014, 12:19 PM
Just added to my shopping list!

Ziggy
07-15-2014, 12:23 PM
Love Vodka, just the past few months I have been doing the wine thing. Thanks for the reminder, it's back to Vodka and 5 calorie diet Cranberry. Milk, I think you are the one that made me the rootbeer and vanilla vodka, yummy!
He got my wife to fall in love with the rootbeer float too.... lol, good thing he's way uglier than me:D:D:D

Miss Managed Assets
07-15-2014, 12:36 PM
OMG, lol!

Milkmoney
07-15-2014, 04:47 PM
He got my wife to fall in love with the rootbeer float too.... lol, good thing he's way uglier than me:D:D:D

Lol. Don't quit ur day job zigman. :)

Milkmoney
07-15-2014, 04:48 PM
OMG, lol!

Hey. Lol u know I am better looking than zigster. :)

boatnam1
07-16-2014, 06:20 PM
42974 Little carne asada scramble, I came in at 293 today Im down 30#s in 6 weeks.

Miss Managed Assets
07-16-2014, 06:48 PM
42974 Little carne asada scramble, I came in at 293 today Im down 30#s in 6 weeks.
Wow, congrats that is awesome!!!!!

Wendi
07-16-2014, 08:09 PM
42974 Little carne asada scramble, I came in at 293 today Im down 30#s in 6 weeks.
Great job!

djunkie
07-16-2014, 08:21 PM
42974 Little carne asada scramble, I came in at 293 today Im down 30#s in 6 weeks.

That looks pretty damm good.

Miss Managed Assets
07-18-2014, 07:55 PM
Tonights dinner, woop!!!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/19/yzaqa4y8.jpg

Stainless
07-18-2014, 08:32 PM
Tonights dinner, woop!!!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/19/yzaqa4y8.jpg

Encouragement! ;)


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boatnam1
07-24-2014, 08:24 AM
That looks good, everyone still sticking to the plan? I don't see Eli posting maybe she gave up. Breakfast today, patty from last night, bacon, cheese, fried egg and salsa.43346

Wendi
07-24-2014, 05:56 PM
Chopped salad that's what's for dinner

boatnam1
07-30-2014, 06:31 AM
Chopped salad sounds good wendi, i did meat balls on the bbq with low carb sauce and a salad last night they were really good. I did make it into the 280's barely yesterday( my goal) 289.9 lol but tomorrow is my 2 month mark on atkins, Im down 37 pounds.

Wendi
07-30-2014, 12:07 PM
Chopped salad sounds good wendi, i did meat balls on the bbq with low carb sauce and a salad last night they were really good. I did make it into the 280's barely yesterday( my goal) 289.9 lol but tomorrow is my 2 month mark on atkins, Im down 37 pounds.
That is awesome! Congrats. I'd like you meatball bbq recipe of you don't mind. I love chopped salad.

Miss Managed Assets
07-30-2014, 06:03 PM
43569 snack for the commute home

boatnam1
07-31-2014, 02:38 PM
I just use a ground chuck roast with onion and diced bell peppers with a little Parmesan, mix it up and grill it or bake it with some sauce and cheese on them.....You know who makes a pretty good chopped salad when you need a change is subway.

boatnam1
07-31-2014, 02:47 PM
I love the jack links, i only buy the small bag since im not very good with portion control.:coffee-n-news: