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Eli
05-20-2014, 01:49 PM
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Yummy one of my favorite summer fruits!


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bubblegoose1
05-20-2014, 02:06 PM
Damn, I got tricked. :-(

314joey
05-20-2014, 02:20 PM
And I thought....................

Ziggy
05-20-2014, 02:41 PM
Its obvious that melon has been surgically altered :P

Eli
05-20-2014, 02:43 PM
Its obvious that melon has been surgically altered :P

ROTFLMAO

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ChumpChange
05-20-2014, 06:54 PM
Expensive in Hawaii.

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Paul65K
05-20-2014, 07:01 PM
......40845

Eli
05-20-2014, 07:08 PM
Expensive in Hawaii.

40844

Wow even at Costco!


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djunkie
05-20-2014, 07:11 PM
I loves me some good watermelon. I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of them. Lol
Cherries are an ok fruit too. :D

Eli
05-20-2014, 07:21 PM
I loves me some good watermelon. I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of them. Lol
Cherries are an ok fruit too. :D

Cherries are my second favorite fruit.

Mulberries are my absolute favorite, but they're so rare and hard to find in the US. I usually only find them at farmer's markets for about a month. If anyone knows where I can get some, I'd be very grateful if you share.


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SnoC653
05-20-2014, 09:24 PM
Cherries are my second favorite fruit.

Mulberries are my absolute favorite, but they're so rare and hard to find in the US. I usually only find them at farmer's markets for about a month. If anyone knows where I can get some, I'd be very grateful if you share.


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All you have to do is pick them from the tree. At least that is how we get them. Mulberries aren't that hard to find around these part. Just about every farm has a couple Mulberry trees.

Eli
05-20-2014, 09:25 PM
All you have to do is pick them from the tree. At least that is how we get them. Mulberries aren't that hard to find around these part. Just about every farm has a couple Mulberry trees.

What parts are "these parts"?


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SnoC653
05-20-2014, 09:48 PM
What parts are "these parts"?


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The mid-west. They have a lot of Mulberries in the North East too.

Eli
05-21-2014, 05:57 AM
The mid-west. They have a lot of Mulberries in the North East too.

They do? So how does one get a shipment of Mulberries.


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Ziggy
05-21-2014, 10:32 AM
They do? So how does one get a shipment of Mulberries.


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Go on line and order them.;)

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Eli
05-21-2014, 10:38 AM
Go on line and order them.;)

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I can only find the dried stuff and I like my fruit like I like my men...FRESH!


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Ziggy
05-21-2014, 10:43 AM
I can only find the dried stuff and I like my fruit like I like my men...FRESH!


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Good grief!
Have you tried Farmers Only .com yet?
Might be able to kill two with one. :D

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Eli
05-21-2014, 10:50 AM
Good grief!
Have you tried Farmers Only .com yet?
Might be able to kill two with one. :D

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Faulker! I got all excited about getting mulberries and it's a flipping dating site! I'd join but I may run into MilkMoney and then I'd have to ...you know... :D


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djunkie
05-21-2014, 11:02 AM
I can only find the dried stuff and I like my fruit like I like my men...FRESH!


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Lol...

Eli
05-21-2014, 11:40 AM
Lol...

I left out the other option which was frozen :yikes:


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Milkmoney
05-21-2014, 02:10 PM
Faulker! I got all excited about getting mulberries and it's a flipping dating site! I'd join but I may run into MilkMoney and then I'd have to ...you know... :D


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Lol really. Me not on there but sure would like to know what --- I'd have to,,,, means :)

Eli
05-21-2014, 02:14 PM
Lol really. Me not on there but sure would like to know what --- I'd have to,,,, means :)

I'd have to explain why I'm on a dating site. ;)


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RitcheyRch
05-21-2014, 02:55 PM
Me too



Damn, I got tricked. :-(

Eli
05-21-2014, 03:01 PM
Damn, I got tricked. :-(


And I thought....................


Me too

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Got melons?


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bubblegoose1
05-21-2014, 03:14 PM
Yaaaaaayyyyyy

314joey
05-21-2014, 05:23 PM
I've always been a melon man

SnoC653
05-21-2014, 06:49 PM
Faulker! I got all excited about getting mulberries and it's a flipping dating site! I'd join but I may run into MilkMoney and then I'd have to ...you know... :D


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I'm sure he'd trade you his berries for your melons.

I'm not sure how to get the fresh berries to Cali. The fruit Nazis at the border check points would probably confiscate them. I thought I was going to jail because I had an apple core in the trash bag and they saw it. Sweet talk Bruce into bringing some out when they come in season.

Eli
05-21-2014, 07:06 PM
I'm sure he'd trade you his berries for your melons.

I'm not sure how to get the fresh berries to Cali. The fruit Nazis at the border check points would probably confiscate them. I thought I was going to jail because I had an apple core in the trash bag and they saw it. Sweet talk Bruce into bringing some out when they come in season.

Great...I'll just meet you at the AZ border. I'll eat them all bf I hit the fruit nazi. :)


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SnoC653
05-22-2014, 05:04 PM
Great...I'll just meet you at the AZ border. I'll eat them all bf I hit the fruit nazi. :)


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They aren't ripe yet.
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Sorry for bad cell phone picture. Saw the tree so I snapped the pic for you. Maybe Bruce can bring some out for you when he comes out. He's out that way a lot more than I am.

Eli
05-22-2014, 05:06 PM
They aren't ripe yet.
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Where is this place? When will they be ripe? I'm booking my trip!


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SnoC653
05-22-2014, 05:27 PM
Where is this place? When will they be ripe? I'm booking my trip!


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It's 50 feet from the back door of my shop. Like I said, they are very common around these parts. Maybe I can get a sapling to grow and bring it out. If it doesn't have fruit they might not confiscate it. Teach a woman to pick Mulberries, she'll eat for a day. Give her a tree of her own and she can have them anytime she likes. ;)

Eli
05-22-2014, 05:33 PM
It's 50 feet from the back door of my shop. Like I said, they are very common around these parts. Maybe I can get a sapling to grow and bring it out. If it doesn't have fruit they might not confiscate it. Teach a woman to pick Mulberries, she'll eat for a day. Give her a tree of her own and she can have them anytime she likes. ;)

You have no idea how excited I am! My own mulberry tree! This is one living thing I will actually gladly take care of.


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SnoC653
06-16-2014, 01:43 PM
You have no idea how excited I am! My own mulberry tree! This is one living thing I will actually gladly take care of.


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Update: First tree didn't survive. I've started a second one and I'll make sure the deer don't eat it this time. But, it is mulberry season here in SE Iowa. The wife and I spent about 10 min and had a small amount ready to be consumed. Of course this doesn't count the ones we ate. ;)

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Nordie
06-16-2014, 03:08 PM
This thread undelivers, and then it attempts to deliver, and then boom right back to undelivering...

riverrunner1984
06-16-2014, 03:13 PM
This thread undelivers, and then it attempts to deliver, and then boom right back to undelivering...

This is more like it.
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Nordie
06-16-2014, 03:16 PM
This is more like it.
41998

Now we're back to delivering!

riverrunner1984
06-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Now we're back to delivering!
And another

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Eli
06-26-2014, 11:57 AM
Update: First tree didn't survive. I've started a second one and I'll make sure the deer don't eat it this time. But, it is mulberry season here in SE Iowa. The wife and I spent about 10 min and had a small amount ready to be consumed. Of course this doesn't count the ones we ate. ;)

41997

OMG they look scrumptious! I can't wait to get my own tree…or is it a bush? How long is the drive from SD to SE Iowa ;)

djunkie
06-26-2014, 12:10 PM
I like big melons. Lol

2manymustangs
06-26-2014, 01:38 PM
Update: First tree didn't survive. I've started a second one and I'll make sure the deer don't eat it this time. But, it is mulberry season here in SE Iowa. The wife and I spent about 10 min and had a small amount ready to be consumed. Of course this doesn't count the ones we ate. ;)

41997

You can capture the essence of the great flava by cooking them down, add about 2tablespoons of stick margarine to each quart of fruit and then seal them in sterilized jars with new seals. Mulberrys are so sweet IMHO that they really don't need sugar, its a really good natural food that is great on toast or pancakes or some vanilla ice cream. They typically dont need much help. Just hot pack them in the sterilized jars (some beer brewers just use the dishwasher on HOT to sterilize their glass and gear). Depending on how long you cook/reduce them down they will be thick or thin/runny but either way they are fantastico'... The longer you simmer them down the more concentrated the flava gets... ;) I bet Eli would HATE to have a jar of hot packed mulberrys :) ... They are also great if you freeze them and thrown them into fruit salad frozen and let them thaw slowly in the fruit salad, makes the juice a nice purple color...

As for the tree, I would wait and send it this winter when the sapling is dormant, maybe with just a little dirt on the roots and wrap the root ball/dirt/mulch with a bread wrapper or sumpin like that... The birds of S.D. will love you for this in 20 year Glen, the owners of the white cars, not so much... :)

Eli
06-26-2014, 01:40 PM
You can capture the essence of the great flava by cooking them down, add about 2tablespoons of stick margarine to each quart of fruit and then seal them in sterilized jars with new seals. Mulberrys are so sweet IMHO that they really don't need sugar, its a really good natural food that is great on toast or pancakes or some vanilla ice cream. They typically dont need much help. Just hot pack them in the sterilized jars (some beer brewers just use the dishwasher on HOT to sterilize their glass and gear). Depending on how long you cook/reduce them down they will be thick or thin/runny but either way they are fantastico'... The longer you simmer them down the more concentrated the flava gets... ;) I bet Eli would HATE to have a jar of hot packed mulberrys :) ... They are also great if you freeze them and thrown them into fruit salad frozen and let them thaw slowly in the fruit salad, makes the juice a nice purple color...

As for the tree, I would wait and send it this winter when the sapling is dormant, maybe with just a little dirt on the roots and wrap the root ball/dirt/mulch with a bread wrapper or sumpin like that... The birds of S.D. will love you for this in 20 year Glen, the owners of the white cars, not so much... :)

My mouth is watering!!! I'm gonna pick up the tree from an undisclosed location ;)


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SnoC653
06-26-2014, 06:46 PM
We froze most of the 2 gallons we picked. Had some fresh on ice cream. I could pick probably another 4 gallons. We have 4 trees around the shop all producing fruit. We'll can a decent amount and make some into jam.

This time of year is awesome. Had fresh rhubarb the other day. Won't be long before the sweet corn is ready. Need to go out and look for blackberries and raspberries. Fresh fruit and vegetables make everything taste better.

It is a bit of a drive from SD.

Eli
06-26-2014, 06:47 PM
We froze most of the 2 gallons we picked. Had some fresh on ice cream. I could pick probably another 4 gallons. We have 4 trees around the shop all producing fruit. We'll can a decent amount and make some into jam.

This time of year is awesome. Had fresh rhubarb the other day. Won't be long before the sweet corn is ready. Need to go out and look for blackberries and raspberries. Fresh fruit and vegetables make everything taste better.

It is a bit of a drive from SD.

It's worth the drive. Besides I'm all about adventure ;)


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28eliminator
06-26-2014, 08:19 PM
This thread had so much potential... You guys have really dropped the ball.


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Eli
06-26-2014, 08:20 PM
This thread had so much potential... You guys have really dropped the ball.


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Vic said I have to "blur" the pics bf posting and I don't know how!


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28eliminator
06-26-2014, 08:25 PM
Vic said I have to "blur" the pics bf posting and I don't know how!


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Vic needs to "broaden" his horizons... So to speak :D


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HB Vic
06-26-2014, 09:43 PM
Every things looks blurry to me anyway, so I may not notice :D

2manymustangs
06-27-2014, 02:25 PM
Vic said I have to "blur" the pics bf posting and I don't know how!


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Send me the originals, I've got this one... :angry-smiley-018:

Eli
06-27-2014, 02:27 PM
Send me the originals, I've got this one... :angry-smiley-018:

Oh don't tempt me...after your very thoughtful gesture today and my crazy night I'm up for almost anything. It's fuck it Friday lol


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2manymustangs
06-27-2014, 02:37 PM
Oh don't tempt me...after your very thoughtful gesture today and my crazy night I'm up for almost anything. It's fuck it Friday lol


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C'mon wit ya bad self, send em ;) What are friends for???

Eli
06-27-2014, 02:37 PM
C'mon wit ya bad self, send em ;) What are friends for???

Friends are For posting melon pics?


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2manymustangs
06-27-2014, 03:20 PM
Friends are For posting melon pics?


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Helping you blur the originals, as requested/required by Vic... :)

Eli
06-27-2014, 07:21 PM
Mouth watering

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SnoC653
06-27-2014, 07:37 PM
Mouth watering

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You do realize that not all of those melons are blurred? :omg:

Eli
06-27-2014, 07:40 PM
You do realize that not all of those melons are blurred? :omg:

Oops I hope I don't get banned


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riverrunner1984
06-29-2014, 06:44 PM
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riverrunner1984
07-01-2014, 06:44 AM
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My friend Tiny, loves melons.
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Now this thread is getting on the right track!

Eli
07-01-2014, 07:40 AM
Now this thread is getting on the right track!

It's hard to get melon pics Vic will let me post. For some reason, when I point my camera at women they show me their full melons. :D


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riverrunner1984
07-01-2014, 08:31 AM
It's hard to get melon pics Vic will let me post. For some reason, when I point my camera at women they show me their full melons. :D
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That is where the hotboat.com pasties come in hand.
Im thinking order some of those and the pics would be perfect!
In the mean time, we can photoshop the pasties in lol.

Eli
07-01-2014, 09:05 AM
That is where the hotboat.com pasties come in hand.
Im thinking order some of those and the pics would be perfect!
In the mean time, we can photoshop the pasties in lol.

I don't know how to photoshop :(


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Nordie
07-01-2014, 09:22 AM
I don't know how to photoshop :(


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Send them to me, I can photoshop ;)

Eli
07-01-2014, 10:23 AM
Send them to me, I can photoshop ;)

I'm on it!


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riverrunner1984
07-02-2014, 09:35 AM
Here we go....Not the best photoshop job, but hey something is better than nothing!

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riverrunner1984
07-22-2014, 12:25 PM
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