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BrenMoto
05-18-2014, 02:28 PM
At LAX got a really nice pat down or should I call it massage, she found metal... OMG of course she did its in every frickin bra. Rub- a-dub. All that rubbing I had to go get me a drink, I forgot to get her name, jeeze felt like a one night stand. My outa here SoCal on vacation for 2 weeks. :)


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Paul65K
05-18-2014, 02:35 PM
At LAX got a really nice pat down or should I call it massage, she found metal... OMG of course she did its in every frickin bra. Rub- a-dub. All that rubbing I had to go get me a drink, I forgot to get her name, jeeze felt like a one night stand. My outa here SoCal on vacation for 2 weeks. :)


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HB Vic
05-18-2014, 02:52 PM
TSA rub down? lol no charge? :D
Eli
05-18-2014, 03:23 PM
So that's how you get the free rub down? I need new bras!


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ChumpChange
05-18-2014, 03:35 PM
Now I'm lookin forward to my turn in a couple of days!
Music to my Ears
05-18-2014, 04:16 PM
Too funny, or I mean very cool?! I had that same thing happen to me years ago at Narita airport in Japan, except that she was grabbing something else! Congrats I think:wink_002:
gn7
05-18-2014, 08:37 PM
Did you get a tee shirt?
http://www.theshirtlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/I-Got-to-Second-Base-With-A-TSA-Screener.jpg
Stainless
05-19-2014, 04:38 AM
At LAX got a really nice pat down or should I call it massage, she found metal... OMG of course she did its in every frickin bra. Rub- a-dub. All that rubbing I had to go get me a drink, I forgot to get her name, jeeze felt like a one night stand. My outa here SoCal on vacation for 2 weeks. :)


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Where are you going for vacation?


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28eliminator
05-19-2014, 05:17 AM
So what's it take to get a job as a TSA screener? :D


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Stainless
05-19-2014, 05:27 AM
So what's it take to get a job as a TSA screener? :D


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Shake hands, sorry couldn't help it Dave. :D


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28eliminator
05-19-2014, 05:34 AM
Shake hands, sorry couldn't help it Dave. :D


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2manymustangs
05-19-2014, 12:09 PM
So what's it take to get a job as a TSA screener? :D


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Lol.. :D




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I just wanna watch!!! :thumbsUp:
Ziggy
05-19-2014, 01:17 PM
So what's it take to get a job as a TSA screener? :D


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Shake hands, sorry couldn't help it Dave. :D


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