Do you fart in front of your spouse?

[GRADS]

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[Ziggy]

Works both ways:cool: it's a competition sometimes :D

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[Eli]

I don't fart and if someone farted in front of me...I'd leave the room. 😡😱😝


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[djunkie]

Yes. And hers smell worse than mine.

[ChumpChange]

No. And definitely not my wife.

[Paul65K]

I haven't farted in 20 years :rolleyes

[Eli]

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[mrs.daytona]

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Not in my house...and that includes farting..keep it to yourself.

[joepump1]

Every day

[HB Vic]

I gave a couple of chicks a dutch oven in Tahoe a few weeks ago ;).......They weren't so happy. :rolleyes.....In fact, they went bat shit crazy. ;)

Pictures or it didn't happen


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[nowski]

Until they find a cure for farting it's going to happen. Farting, it's a natural thing holding it is an anal thing...

[Napanutt]

Fart...of course.


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Above picture...check. :D

[314joey]

It's Mother Nature's way of saying "good morning"............yes.

[CarolynandBob]

I don't fart and if someone farted in front of me...I'd leave the room. 😡😱😝


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I call Bullshit

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/04/01/passing-gas-101-what-your-flatulence-patterns-mean-for-your-health/

[Eli]

I call Bullshit

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/04/01/passing-gas-101-what-your-flatulence-patterns-mean-for-your-health/

Well it makes sense why I don't fart. My typical meal is protein and a simple salad and I don't drink or eat much dairy products.


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[Eli]

It's Mother Nature's way of saying "good morning"............yes.

Please tell me that's not how you greet Terri in the morning ;)


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[Stainless]

This thread stinks.


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[WMC]

I'm sure I'll get a kick in the junk for this. :rolleyes:

38064

How did the bed smell after that night

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[Ziggy]

How about if she's just a girlfriend? Do wait until you're married? Mrs. D thinks I should hold it in. I told her if I do it won't be pretty.

That explains some of your bizarre posts and actions....it's very unhealthy to force yourself to hold flatulence. Even more unhealthy if someone else forces you to hold it. Saw research that found it's normal to pass gas on average 16 times per day.
Someone get me some cabbage..:D

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[314joey]

It's not me that we have to worry about farting it's Rowdy, the new puppy, if anyone's been around bulldogs before know they fart up a storm, whew, stinky.

[Eli]

It's not me that we have to worry about farting it's Rowdy, the new puppy, if anyone's been around bulldogs before know they fart up a storm, whew, stinky.

Lmao

Note to self...blame the bulldog ;)


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[314joey]

Lmao

Note to self...blame the bulldog ;)


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Of course I don't let loose in front of Terri, but Rowdy does...................lol

[Eli]

Of course I don't let loose in front of Terri, but Rowdy does...................lol

Always a gentleman!


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[ilmormark]

I fart like a racehorse ive been married 30 years have never heard the wife fart

[ChumpChange]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LQ9EwdBqE&sns=em

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[Ziggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LQ9EwdBqE&sns=em

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LOL :)

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[Relaxalot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp04J6Fzd6c

[AZKC]

I specialize in "Crop Dusting" Just a pass through the room and ....Wait for it...... "You Stinky Bastard stay the F outside!!!" :action-smiley-070: