When Life Gives Me Lemons

[Eli]

I make Tequila!

On my way to a court appearance this morning this happens

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Drove myself to the doctor to make sure my preexisting nerve damage, which caused stroke like symptoms last September, wasn't aggravated. I got the all clear and the you need to take it easy order.

So, I decided to head to Havasu for the weekend! Whoop whoop!




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[Ziggy]

Hope you have no lingering after effects

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[Stainless]

Glad your ok! ;)

No doubt having auxiliary airbags saved your life. I would recommend having the body shop check them while they are fixing your car. :D


CH3NO2

[Ziggy]

Make sure that the body shop knows that the rim was damaged too ;)

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[Stainless]

Make sure that the body shop knows that the rim was damaged too ;)

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"the rim" I think it's plural now. :D


CH3NO2

[Ziggy]

"the rim" I think it's plural now. :D


CH3NO2

Lol, maybe one rim with plural hits:D

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[Stainless]

Is insurance covering a cabana boy for neck rubs and not allowing your glass to become empty? ;)


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Someone slammed me in the rear real hard ;)

I tried to tell the CHP that my 3 rims were jacked up bc of the rear ender but he didn't buy it.

I need a cabana boy massage real bad right now. Maybe the auxiliary airbags can use some cabana boy help ;)


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[SBS933]

Glad yur OK When I get lemons, I usually squeeze them on some fish.

[Eli]

Glad yur OK When I get lemons, I usually squeeze them on some fish.

I love lemon on my fish!


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[mrs.daytona]

You're up late

[Eli]

You're up late

Hi sexy mama! I'm on the road to Havasu!


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[mrs.daytona]

Hi sexy mama! I'm on the road to Havasu!


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Stop texting and driving..

[ChumpChange]

Sounds like fun!

[mrs.daytona]

I'm not driving

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Good, very responsible of you. You look like you are in a SUV or MOHO..so I think you should have a drink in that pic with your perfectly manicured toes ;)

[Eli]

Good, very responsible of you. You look like you are in a SUV or MOHO..so I think you should have a drink in that pic with your perfectly manicured toes ;)

Always the responsible one ;)

Let the drinking begin!!!

Can you hear us?? Lol
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[Eli]

Wrong house

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[Beautiful Noise]

Glad to hear your OK enjoy Havasu
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[Eli]

Glad to hear your OK enjoy Havasu
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Haha love it!


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[Eli]

3 more hours


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[Eli]

Good night moon


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[314joey]

Glad you're OK, great prescription to cure a little stress, have fun.

[2manymustangs]

I'm not driving

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Is it true what they say about women who's second toes are longer than the rest of their toes??? :action-smiley-035:

[ChumpChange]

Is it true what they say about women who's second toes are longer than the rest of their toes??? :action-smiley-035:

That they have better balance?

[Eli]

Is it true what they say about women who's second toes are longer than the rest of their toes??? :action-smiley-035:

Don't analyze my ugly feet lol


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[Paul65K]

Don't analyze my ugly feet lol


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Damn girl.....you awake already :eek:

[Eli]

Damn girl.....you awake already :eek:

Yup :D




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[Eli]

Sent one Cabana boy to Bashe's for coffee and breakfast food. The other should be giving me a massage shortly ;)


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[Eli]

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Breakfast of champions...chorizo and eggs washed down with raspberry wheat yummy!


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[ocphotographics]

Sent one Cabana boy to Bashe's for coffee and breakfast food. The other should be giving me a massage shortly ;)


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Cabana boy??? Oh well it's mighty good!!!


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[Eli]

Cabana boy??? Oh well it's mighty good!!!


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Oops...


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[ocphotographics]

Somebody's hungover. Ultimate cure coffee and Razzberry wheat homebrew.
And cabana boy #2 in background. 37904


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[RVRKID]

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Breakfast of champions...chorizo and eggs washed down with raspberry wheat yummy!


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Looks good!!:thumbup:

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These pics aren't the best but 2 hours of sleep will catch up with me lol


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Everyone is off to a great start!


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The team ;)


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[2manymustangs]

Don't analyze my ugly feet lol


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I dont find them ugly in the least... :thumbsUp:

[Eli]

I dont find them ugly in the least... :thumbsUp:

You're sweet! Thank you!


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[ocphotographics]

Official flag girl for the Havasu ski race. 37955


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[Eli]

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I'm exhausted from all the work ;) nap time!


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[314joey]

Nice pics, but lets see some bikini pics....................of women.

[Eli]

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[314joey]

You're getting the idea............thanks Fun Eli.

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[djunkie]

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Ha. We were parked right across the channel from them.

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[314joey]

Eli, put your top back on.

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Time for a bucket?


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[Eli]

Eli, put your top back on.

;)


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[Eli]

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First thing the security says when he sees me..."there's trouble!" :D


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[Eli]

Trust me, if that was a picture of Eli with no top on Admin2 would delete it and the guy that took the picture would be deleting it off his phone under the threat of being kicked in the junk.....not that I would know :rolleyes:

It's not naked if you're in pasties ;)

But, you're correct. :D
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[Eli]

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I like the green boat


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[Eli]

For a second I thought that's one hell of a swell and the I realized the picture was taken from a pool with a vanishing edge.

It does look like a big swell...I'm sure you've never heard those words before. :D


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[Eli]

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[Paul65K]

Trust me, if that was a picture of Eli with no top on Admin2 would delete it and the guy that took the picture would be deleting it off his phone under the threat of being kicked in the junk.....not that I would know :rolleyes:Yup.....and if that was going on in the channel the cops would have hauled her off to our "Shithole" jail before you could say "Put your top on".

Apparently these days it's not only a "Zero tolerance" infraction but violators will be branded with the "Sex offender" label for life................man, things sure have changed on the last 20 years :yikes:

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Dinner


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[Eli]

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Looks like I'm cooking tortillas :D


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[2manymustangs]

Nice pics, but lets see some bikini pics....................of Eli.

FIxed it for U... :)

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Carne Asada anyone?


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[2manymustangs]

It's not naked if you're in pasties ;)

But, you're correct. :D
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:rulez: agreed!!! :thumb:

[Eli]

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This is fun!


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[Eli]

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I'm either being spoiled or fattened up???😱


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[Eli]

I'm sure it is good but with the store bought guacamole on it that looks like a dirty diaper.

It wasn't good. But, I don't know what dirty diapers look like.


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[Eli]

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Breakfast...


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I made the Cabana Boys a super spicy roasted chipotle salsa and they love it!


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[HB Vic]

Nice pics!!


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[Eli]

Nice pics!!


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Thanks! Having a great weekend! It's a typical Eli Havasu time. I didn't realize the place we are staying at actually has a TV. I don't even know if it works ;)

I have to admit, I'm still disturbed by the girl in the Channel who was having her oil checked half way in the water in a chair. WTF??


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[ocphotographics]

Thanks! Having a great weekend! It's a typical Eli Havasu time. I didn't realize the place we are staying at actually has a TV. I don't even know if it works ;)

I have to admit, I'm still disturbed by the girl in the Channel who was having her oil checked half way in the water in a chair. WTF??


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Haha. Yeah "that girl"


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[djunkie]

Thanks! Having a great weekend! It's a typical Eli Havasu time. I didn't realize the place we are staying at actually has a TV. I don't even know if it works ;)

I have to admit, I'm still disturbed by the girl in the Channel who was having her oil checked half way in the water in a chair. WTF??


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It's funny how different people do the river.

[Eli]

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My next boat? 😉


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[Eli]

It's funny how different people do the river.

Yea it is. I've done them all...and honestly, I've enjoyed every way. I've been to the river and just relaxed by a pool and it's been just as wonderful as my crazy weekends.


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[Eli]

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Can someone tell me the background of the racing boat?


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[djunkie]

Yea it is. I've done them all...and honestly, I've enjoyed every way. I've been to the river and just relaxed by a pool and it's been just as wonderful as my crazy weekends.


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Something tells me you probably enjoy the go go go fun part a lot better. Nothing wrong with that. I used to be that way too.

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Yes I went up that ladder

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For sale


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For sale $650,000; twin 1100 mercury babies! 16mph

OCPhotographics next boat?


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[Eli]

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Orange boat

Twin 565...120 mph $335,000




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M29 single 1350 mercury. $400

135 mph

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[WMC]

Trust me, if that was a picture of Eli with no top on Admin2 would delete it and the guy that took the picture would be deleting it off his phone under the threat of being kicked in the junk.....not that I would know :rolleyes:

I think she should of been banned. Love the pic but rules are rules. I fill saying the **** word. How about that. Yup still drinking

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[Eli]

I think she should of been banned. Love the pic but rules are rules. I fill saying the **** word. How about that. Yup still drinking

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She's wearing Pasties...I thought pasties are ok? If not, I'm happy to delete it.


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[WMC]

I'm just looking for a reason to ban admin 2 and if your in the line of fire so be it. Here a simile face B-/

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[Eli]

I'm just looking for a reason to ban admin 2 and if your in the line of fire so be it. Here a simile face B-/

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Haha! I'm not admin2...that's just grads way of creating drama that doesn't exist. I played a joke on him. Rather than admit he was played he just creates drama.
;)

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[WMC]

Haha! I'm not admin2...that's just grads way of creating drama that doesn't exist. I played a joke on him. Rather than admit he was played he just creates drama.
;)

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I'm making drama duck I'm going to shoot

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[Eli]

I'm making drama duck I'm going to shoot

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I'm too short to need to duck :D

Ok back to boat show pics.

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[WMC]

OK show me

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Teague at it's best...love all the shiny stuff ;)


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[HB Vic]

Bullshit!

Ok you caught us. Eli is Admin2.


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[WMC]

Ok you caught us. Eli is Admin2.


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Fuck Admin 2

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[HB Vic]

Don't you feel better now? Nobody likes a secret.

Yeah secrets out. Dang.


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[Eli]

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520 mercury $120,000. 80 mph
You don't have to park it when the wind comes up. Comes in a straight walk through, closed bow and mid-cabin. Different prices of course.

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18 cup holders! That's my kind of party!

Dan is awesome!! Thanks for all the info!


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[Eli]

Ok you caught us. Eli is Admin2.


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Now you have to make me a moderator bc I have a "list" and I'd like to take care of it sooner than later. I wouldn't ban people, I'd start deleting. I don't fuck around.


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[Eli]

These pictures would probably get more looks if you started a new thread with a title that has something to do with the boat show.

Anything for you grads! I'm on it. Why don't you stop posting until I get the new thread YOU requested started?


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[WMC]

Anything for you grads! I'm on it. Why don't you stop posting until I get the new thread YOU requested started?


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Quit being mean. Grads is just looking out for you

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[HB Vic]

Start a new thread. I can move all these pics later.


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Princess Triple-toon

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I'm not sure what this pic is

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They can add a grill...if you want

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When Rob Dog/dawg gets on Hotboat.com he can fill you in ;)


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[314joey]

The gal in the pink blouse looks like trouble.

[Eli]

The gal in the pink blouse looks like trouble.

She is! Lol ;)


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[Eli]

I'll be back in 10 days!!


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[Eli]

Something tells me you probably enjoy the go go go fun part a lot better. Nothing wrong with that. I used to be that way too.

Haha...I'm so misunderstood :D

I like what's appropriate for the moment. When people get to know me, they understand the 6 personalities thing much better. Multi-demential ;)


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[Napanutt]

Haha...I'm so misunderstood :D

I like what's appropriate for the moment. When people get to know me, they understand the 6 personalities thing much better. Multi-demential ;)


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Nice seeing a couple of you the other day. Do all six ever show up on the same day? :schreck: :D

[Eli]

Nice seeing a couple of you the other day. Do all six ever show up on the same day? :schreck: :D

Haha! You saw me in work mode too!

We all "show up"...we just don't all participate in every event. ;)

It was great seeing you and Susie too! Happy anniversary and I'll be seeing you soon in your neck of the woods!

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[djunkie]

Haha...I'm so misunderstood :D

I like what's appropriate for the moment. When people get to know me, they understand the 6 personalities thing much better. Multi-demential ;)


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Easy mistake on my part seeing as we've only met a couple times. :D

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Detour!!!


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[djunkie]

Going to get married in Vegas? Lol

[Eli]

Going to get married in Vegas? Lol

No body goes to Vegas to get married 😱


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[314joey]

No body goes to Vegas to get married 


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Hey, we got married in Vegas in 2008

The first pics are from the party Friday night on the party bus, yes, it had a stripper pole, the others are obvious are from the wedding day/night Saturday night.

[Eli]

Hey, we got married in Vegas in 2008

The first pics are from the party Friday night on the party bus, yes, it had a stripper pole, the others are obvious are from the wedding day/night Saturday night.

Beautiful pics!

We are sooo much alike ;) maybe I'll do it just for shits and giggles. What happens in Vegas stays there, right?


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[314joey]

Beautiful pics!

We are sooo much alike ;) maybe I'll do it just for shits and giggles. What happens in Vegas stays there, right?


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Yes, just stay away from all the cameras and cell phones, that's what gets you in trouble.