Eli Goes To Vegas!

[Eli]

This is my second annual trip to Vegas with my guy cousins...last year was a blast. I'm hoping this year will be half as fun. I still don't know where I'm staying...not comforting to the Queen of Planning :D but what the heck. Throwing caution to the wind is what I do second best!

On my agenda:
1. Find my Avatar
2. Attend a show at OG
3. Watch the UFC fight
4. Watch Super Bowl
5. Don't get arrested
6. Don't get banned for drunk posting unapproved pics. Vic this actual made it to my list :D

Heading to the Airport! Whoop! Whoop!


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[HB Vic]

Looks like its gonna be a long and sleepless weekend for me LOL.


Have fun!

[Eli]

Looks like its gonna be a long and sleepless weekend for me LOL.


Have fun!

I always lock my phone so my cousins shouldn't be able to post them either ;)


The security check guy #1 said my explosive personality didn't show up on the explosive check.

Security #2 asked if I was a celebrity...WTF? Just let me get through the line! People are waiting. I gave him an autograph signed "Eli" bahahahah


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[Eli]

Just text my cousin and asked where am I going when I get to Vegas? Reply: nearest bar!


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[Wendi]

Just text my cousin and asked where am I going when I get to Vegas? Reply: nearest bar!


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Yikes!!! I'm scared for you

[Paul65K]

Just text my cousin and asked where am I going when I get to Vegas? Reply: nearest bar!


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[Eli]

Yippy!! I found my destination!!


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[Paul65K]

Yippy!! I found my destination!!


Sent from my Bat CaveWoo Hoo.....have fun!!! :party1:

[Eli]

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Almost there! I need a drink!


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[riverrunner1984]

Have fun! Looking forward to the pics.

[Eli]

Have fun! Looking forward to the pics.

Great! Vic won't be ;)

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I'm here!

Where's my drink? :D


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[Eli]

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So close yet so far away


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[Eli]

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Yummy


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[riverrunner1984]

next pic should be of a Royal Flush at that machine you are sitting at!

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[HB Vic]

I'm trying to figure out why the pics show up small on IE when you post them from tapatalk.

[Eli]

next pic should be of a Royal Flush at that machine you are sitting at!

Poker is the game!! I'm great at roulette too!


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[HB Vic]

Ok when you post pics from tapatalk make sure you select hosted by attachment and not tapatalk. 32023


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[hbchgirl]

Just text my cousin and asked where am I going when I get to Vegas? Reply: nearest bar!


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Haha... HAVE FUN!

[riverrunner1984]

Poker is the game!! I'm great at roulette too!


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I prefer craps and Black jack.
However, I have heard good things about video Keno but have never played.

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Does that work better?


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[mrs.daytona]

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Does that work better?


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Looks good. Now go over to the Blackjack tables and start taking pictures in front of the pit boss. Let us know what happens 😉


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[Eli]

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Vic I found your room!

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[HB Vic]

Does that work better?


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Fixed!!

[HB Vic]

Vic I found your room!




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That's a first. PLease don't tell me what hotel I might unconsciously book a room there next time LOL

[Eli]

That's a first. PLease don't tell me what hotel I might unconsciously book a room there next time LOL

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[Boatnaked]

you need to throw out #6 on the to do list!

6. Don't get banned for drunk posting unapproved pics. Vic this actual made it to my list

[Eli]

you need to throw out #6 on the to do list!

6. Don't get banned for drunk posting unapproved pics. Vic this actual made it to my list

You got it! I've had a few people ask to text them for preapproval lol

Apparently, I stopped caring what Vic says 2 posts ago. :D

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[Boatnaked]

You got it! I've had a few people ask to text them for preapproval lol

Apparently, I stopped caring what Vic says 2 posts ago. :D

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post away take a chance! LOL!

[Eli]

post away take a chance! LOL!

It's Vegas right? Place where people take chances! :D


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[28eliminator]

post away take a chance! LOL!

This is what I'm sayin... Whats the worst that could happen? :biggrin:

[Eli]

This is what I'm sayin... Whats the worst that could happen? :biggrin:

Not drinking for so long had made me a light weight...one drink and I'm buzzed :yikes: I realized it's only noon!


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[28eliminator]

Not drinking for so long had made me a light weight...one drink and I'm buzzed :yikes: I realized it's only noon!


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Nice... I'll expect some good pics later :D


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[28eliminator]

Btw, have fun


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[Boatnaked]

This is what I'm sayin... Whats the worst that could happen? :biggrin:


It's Vegas right? Place where people take chances! :D


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what Eli said! LOL!

[Eli]

Btw, have fun


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Thanks! I am!


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Food!


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[Eli]

My cousin already went to Planet Hollywood to find my Avatar yesterday. She's missing :(

I'm going to find a replacement


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My cousin...his hook sink and liner...I like to eat! Bahahahah


Ok chick pics will be coming soon :D


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[Paul65K]

My cousin...his hook sink and liner...I like to eat! Bahahahah


Ok chick pics will be coming soon :D


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Yeah.....let's upgrade the pics here :D

[Eli]

I'm gonna take a nap...and then it's on!


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[riverrunner1984]

I'm gonna take a nap...and then it's on!


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Naps are allowed in Vegas??? Just use redbull or monster as a mixer, that will keep you going lol

[Eli]

Naps are allowed in Vegas??? Just use redbull or monster as a mixer, that will keep you going lol

I get a nap!!! The boys are gonna give me some space lol. I'll be up and ready in a few hours. They know the routine lol we are going to OG...they NEED me!


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[riverrunner1984]

I get a nap!!! The boys are gonna give me some space lol. I'll be up and ready in a few hours. They know the routine lol we are going to OG...they NEED me!


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Gunna play the "wing chick" tonight for them lol

[Eli]

Gunna play the "wing chick" tonight for them lol

Damn skippy!


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[HB Vic]

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Is that flan?? holy shit that's mega calories LOL

[Eli]

Is that flan?? holy shit that's mega calories LOL

Yup! I've been disqualified from the "challenge" so fuck it!

FYI it was like 2 oz of flan and I ate 1 oz lol


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[HB Vic]

I'm getting DQ'd this weekend lol


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[Eli]

I'm getting DQ'd this weekend lol


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Amateur


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[mrs.daytona]

I'm gonna take a nap...and then it's on!


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You take naps? :)

[Paul65K]

Yup! I've been disqualified from the "challenge" so fuck it!

FYI it was like 2 oz of flan and I ate 1 oz lol


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Tell yah what....you can weigh in on Tuesday when you get home...........think about that all weekend every time you take a bite......that should be fun :D

[HB Vic]

You take naps? :)

I'd bet good money she's taking one right now LOL

[mrs.daytona]

I'd bet good money she's taking one right now LOL

It has been awfully quiet around here ;) lol

[Eli]

I'd bet good money she's taking one right now LOL


It has been awfully quiet around here ;) lol

That was an awesome nap.


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[Eli]

Tell yah what....you can weigh in on Tuesday when you get home...........think about that all weekend every time you take a bite......that should be fun :D

Trust me I already do.

My cousin took one look at me and said " hey skinny!" That's all the validation I need. ;)


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[HB Vic]

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[Eli]

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[HB Vic]

Lol....


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[Eli]

Lol....


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Not drinking killed me...my heads spinning and I have 12 people waiting for me to move lol


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[Eli]

Sounds promising. ;) :hilarious:

Screw you! I'm not fat!!! :D


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[78Southwind]

What's all this yapping shouldn't you be taking pictures of your future avatar?:wink2: Then we can vote on which picture you make as your avatar.

[Eli]

What's all this yapping shouldn't be taking pictures of your future avatar?:wink2: Then we can vote on which picture you make as your avatar.

Great idea! I just have to peel myself out of bed lol...I can do this!


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[Eli]

If you did your cousin might get jealous.

Don't be gross!!


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[ogshotgun]

the longest story on hot boat and has nothing to do with boating at all not one thing lol

[Eli]

the longest story on hot boat and has nothing to do with boating at all not one thing lol

That couldn't have been hard to figure out...the boating thread would've said "Eli goes to lake Mead"... Not VEGAS.


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[Paul65K]

Sounds promising. ;) :hilarious:

Gimme a break Mr. "I've lost 1/2 lb in 3 weeks".......Damn!!!

[Eli]

Obviously that joke didn't fly. I was saying it sounded promising between Eli and her cousin. Had nothing to do with weight loss.

It's still gross! Lol


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[HB Vic]

the longest story on hot boat and has nothing to do with boating at all not one thing lol

It's winter, bare with us the good stuff is coming, I promise


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[Eli]

It's winter, bare with us the good stuff is coming, I promise


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I thought I can't post the good stuff :D

Besides there are a ton of boating threads...we see what we look for.


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[Napanutt]

It's winter, bare with us the good stuff is coming, I promise


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What? It doesn't get better than this. ;)

[Get Some]

This thread does not deliver

[Napanutt]

This thread does not deliver...yet.

Fixed it for you. :)

[Eli]

This thread does not deliver

Rome wasn't built in a day...the A team doesn't go out until 10 ;)




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[Tishimself]

the longest story on hot boat and has nothing to do with boating at all not one thing lol

Dude, your over here whining too? What's the deal? Go have a shot of Tequila and chill out.

[Napanutt]

Rome wasn't built in a day...the A team doesn't go out until 10 ;)




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Damn. 10 is pretty close to my bed time. I'm jealous. :)

[Eli]

Damn. 10 is pretty close to my bed time. I'm jealous. :)

I'm on my way to PH...I'll see what I can find before your bedtime ;)


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[Napanutt]

I'm on my way to PH...I'll see what I can find before your bedtime ;)


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Don't worry about me just keep your self safe. :)

[Eli]

Don't worry about me just keep your self safe. :)

Safe? I have 6 body guards. :D


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[HB Vic]

Ok I didn't take this ok lol 32081
fireball Friday :D


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[Eli]

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[Napanutt]

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Same venue but not your avatar, right?

[Eli]

Same venue but not your avatar, right?

Right...no sexy tattoos. I'm gonna find a new Avatar :D


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That's not her, continue on.

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I think I found my new avatar :D


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Where is the water?


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I found the water :D


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Not McRib approved ;)


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[Get Some]

Looks like you got to 3:30 strong work

[Music to my Ears]

Ok I didn't take this ok lol 32081
fireball Friday :D


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Hanna's? My favorite place close by!

[Music to my Ears]

Way to deliver Eli!:thumb:

[Eli]

Looks like you got to 3:30 strong work
I crashed at 4 lol...I'm a rookie! My cousin is still out. He's a machine! Or he's somewhere else :yikes:

Way to deliver Eli!:thumb:

Thanks! Day 1 check. This is a tough crowd :D

Ended up going dancing. One of the chicks I posted a pic of gave me her number, I got invited to Maui first for a visit, then to live there :yikes: I didn't get arrested or banned :) fun night for sure.


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[HB Vic]

Hanna's? My favorite place close by!

Love that place. But jeezus is it hard on the wallet :D

[28eliminator]

Nice work Eli..


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[Eli]

There are two guys dancing at the Lift Bar...they obviously had more fun than I did :D


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[28eliminator]

[Q UOTE=Eli;88117]There are two guys dancing at the Lift Bar...they obviously had more fun than I did :D


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Ewwwww....


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[Eli]

Ewwwww....


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That's not what I meant...lol


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[GRADS]

Good job Eli, but you probably need to put a disclaimer on this thread for JBS that it could be construed in a sexual nature. ;) And obviously sex sells because this thread has over 1600 hits in less than 24 hours.

[Eli]

Good job Eli, but you probably need to put a disclaimer on this thread for JBS that it could be construed in a sexual nature. ;) And obviously sex sells because this thread has over 1600 hits in less than 24 hours.

Thanks!

Just remember you can't please ALL of the people ALL of the time. But, you can please SOME people SOME of the time.

Also, opinions are like assholes, we all have one. The only differentiation between them is how much credence YOU give to them. ;)




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[RogerThat99]

Eli, Can you post your current Avatar picture in this thread since the avatar is hard to see? I think the possible new avatar looks nice.

[Eli]

Eli, Can you post your current Avatar picture in this thread since the avatar is hard to see? I think the possible new avatar looks nice.

Great idea!

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Pics are blurry, I was obviously not paying attention :D

Possible new one

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/02/ybuvy2a7.jpg

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[GRADS]

I say you find a new one without the ghetto tat down the side of her body.

[Eli]

I say you find a new one without the ghetto tat down the side of her body.

The PA doesn't have tattoos


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[Ziggy]

Some potential candidates for sure :thumbsup:

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Ended up going dancing. One of the chicks I posted a pic of gave me her number, I got invited to Maui first for a visit, then to live there :yikes: I didn't get arrested or banned :) fun night for sure.


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Well played! So when are you moving? :wink:

[Music to my Ears]

Love that place. But jeezus is it hard on the wallet :D

I hear you. A bit spendy but I always have a good time there!

[Eli]

Well played! So when are you moving? :wink:

I'm not...it's like Eli Had A Little Lamb.

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[mrs.daytona]

Great idea!

Possible new one

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/02/ybuvy2a7.jpg

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She gets my vote ;)

[She's Mine]

We're here in Vegas as well! Hope you complete your list. :-)

[78Southwind]

I am not saying anything.:wink:

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[Eli]

We're here in Vegas as well! Hope you complete your list. :-)

Sweet!!!!

If you see me, proceed with caution on the approach. No joke. There's 6 guys who won't ask questions first before protecting me ;) they're like cave men

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[Eli]

I'm going out to night too...see if there are more options! ;)


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[28eliminator]

She gets my vote ;)

Mine too.. Hot!!


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[Eli]

Ready to head out! Gotta watch the UFC fight first!


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[Eli]

Palazzo for the UFC fight...I've never been. This better be good :D


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[Eli]

Holy shit our cab driver is psycho!


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Just got the Princess Eli hook up! This is badass!


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[28eliminator]

Holy shit our cab driver is psycho!


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But is be hot..... Lol, Nevermind I don't want to know.. Lol


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[Eli]

But is be hot..... Lol, Nevermind I don't want to know.. Lol


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I never saw him, I was too scared to open my eyes :)


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Final Fuckingly my first drink for the day!


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Look who found me!


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[GRADS]

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Look who found me!


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Mexican Elvis?

[Eli]

Mexican Elvis?

Don't be mean


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[ChumpChange]

Hit the bed by 10:30 even in Vegas?

[Eli]

Hit the bed by 10:30 even in Vegas?

Nope...I went to an undiscloseable location ;) and I can't post "those" pics :D




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[Paul65K]

Nope...I went to an undiscloseable location ;) and I can't post "those" pics :D




Sent from my Bat CaveSounds like either OG or CH2.....not that I would possibly know what those abbreviations mean :rolleyes

[Napanutt]

Nope...I went to an undiscloseable location ;) and I can't post "those" pics :D




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Texts are probably permissible, right? ;)

[Eli]

Sounds like either OG or CH2.....not that I would possibly know what those abbreviations mean :rolleyes
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Texts are probably permissible, right? ;)
Plausible deniability ;)



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[Eli]

I've been here for 3 days and I still can't find the restaurant! Ugh! Where's the navigation for these hotels?


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[Eli]

I'm not sure what I'm eating...I'm starving and scared.
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[Eli]

And we're off!


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Super Bowl time!


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[Napanutt]

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Super Bowl time!


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Very lovely, all of you.

[Eli]

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I'm thirsty :D
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[Eli]

Very lovely, all of you.

Thank you sweetie!


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[FireBall]

Good job Eli, but you probably need to put a disclaimer on this thread for JBS that it could be construed in a sexual nature. ;) And obviously sex sells because this thread has over 1600 hits in less than 24 hours.

1590 were from you. Lol.

[Eli]

1590 were from you. Lol.

:lmao

1 from fireball ;)

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[FireBall]

:lmao

1 from fireball ;)

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At least.

[Eli]

At least.

Yea right...I know it's just 2 now ;)


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[Sharp shooter]

Mexican Elvis?
http://www.hotboat.com/frm/attachment.php?attachmentid=32185&d=1391320791

LMAO!!!! Sorry Eli...:D

[Eli]

LMAO!!!! Sorry Eli...:D

He's a member ;)

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[GRADS]

He's a member ;)

Who is he? BTW, This thread has 3000 views!:thumb: I'm guessing 1000 of those are JBB.

[JBB]

Who is he? BTW, This thread has 3000 views!:thumb: I'm guessing 1000 of those are JBB.

At least!

[ChumpChange]

Who is he? BTW, This thread has 3000 views!:thumb: I'm guessing 1000 of those are JBB.

Or maybe Port Austin Pirate?

[Napanutt]

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[Napanutt]

Who is he? BTW, This thread has 3000 views!:thumb: I'm guessing 1000 of those are JBB.


At least!

Looks like someone is paying attention Greg.
Touché Byron.

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The second fish bowl was a bad idea!




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[Eli]

That was a wonderful trip! Gonna do it again soon!

She will be my new avatar!

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[Tamalewagon]

No cuffs???

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Hey now

[Eli]

Hey now

You missed all the fun!


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