Dumbest commercials

[Wendi]

Ok I have a few.

life Alert "I've fallen and I can't get up" really??? Acting is horrible

The bathtub for old people OMG if I have to watch another old person half naked in the tub I'm going to scratch my eyeballs out.

What are commercials you think are just dumb?

[ChumpChange]

Anything from Axe Body Spray. All perfume commercials.

[bubblegoose1]

Russell Wilson insurance commercial. "Ask me about my weiner"!!

[SBS933]

The stair escalator, Freekin move to a smaller house with 1 story Gramps.

[Eli]

Viagra commercials...if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours call your doctor. REALLY? That's who you're gonna call?

Medication commercials that end with a 10 minute list of all the horrible side effects...lose your arm, go blind, stop breathing...etc. But your stomach ache will be gone.


Sent from my Bat Cave

[SBS933]

Viagra commercials...if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours call your doctor. REALLY? That's who you're gonna call?

Medication commercials that end with a 10 minute list of all the horrible side effects...lose your arm, go blind, stop breathing...etc. But your stomach ache will be gone.


Sent from my Bat Cave No shit. Your at the age where nothing scares you anymore, you must be scared of not getting a Boner or you wouldn't be popping them pills.

[Eli]

No shit. Your at the age where nothing scares you anymore, you must be scared of not getting a Boner or you wouldn't be popping them pills.

Hopefully, it's not your doctor you're thinking about if it does happen...unless she's hot ;)


Sent from my Bat Cave

[GRADS]

If I have a boner for 4 hours I'm calling every number on my phone to brag.


Edit: Eli, I don't want to hear any 2PC jokes.;)

[Wendi]

The stair escalator, Freekin move to a smaller house with 1 story Gramps.

OMG my girlfriend had one for her mom so funny!

[Eli]

If I have a boner for 4 hours I'm calling every number on my phone to brag.


Edit: Eli, I don't want to hear any 2PC jokes.;)

4 minutes would have you calling all your friends to brag!


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Ziggy]

Cha-Cha-Chia:p

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[Ziggy]

Clap on, clap off:)

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[bubblegoose1]

The heartburn, food fights back commercials.

[Paul65K]

Viagra commercials...if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours call your doctor. REALLY? That's who you're gonna call?

Sent from my Bat CaveC'mon.......this is one of the most brilliant advertising schemes ever invented. I'm guessing if you needed that stuff and heard that on a commercial you would be BEGGING your doctor for a prescription.......don't ya think??? :rolleyes

[Eli]

C'mon.......this is one of the most brilliant advertising schemes ever invented. I'm guessing if you needed that stuff and heard that on a commercial you would be BEGGING your doctor for a prescription.......don't ya think??? :rolleyes

I agree but if there was an incident and during the fourth hour I was told "hey wait I've gotta call my doctor" that would've go over very well. Maybe the commercial should say "if you experience an erection for more than four hours...have fun! We told you it works"


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Paul65K]

I agree but if there was an incident and during the fourth hour I was told "hey wait I've gotta call my doctor" that would've go over very well. Maybe the commercial should say "if you experience an erection for more than four hours...have fun! We told you it works"


Sent from my Bat CaveYou know I agree Pfizer should have done just that but you know why they didn't............................Fockin' LAWYERS :hilarious:

[Eli]

You know I agree Pfizer should have done just that but you know why they didn't............................Fockin' LAWYERS :hilarious:

It's because one of the men complained about it during the test trials...he probably had an ugly wife :rolleyes:


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Paul65K]

It's because one of the men complained about it during the test trials...he probably had an ugly wife :rolleyes:


Sent from my Bat CavePsssst...................Mine was much funnier :secret:

[ptc]

Viagra commercials...if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours call your doctor. REALLY? That's who you're gonna call?

Sent from my Bat Cave

Well hell yea if my doctor looked like this..... http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4505864341818455&pid=15.1

she'd spank it and fix the problem!!!! lol

[Eli]

Psssst...................Mine was much funnier :secret:
I guess it depends on who your audience is...:Lame:

Well hell yea if my doctor looked like this..... http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4505864341818455&pid=15.1

she'd spank it and fix the problem!!!! lol
Yup, she totally looks like the type who would become a urologist. :fighting::t_lowblow:

[2manymustangs]

Well hell yea if my doctor looked like this..... http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4505864341818455&pid=15.1

she'd spank it and fix the problem!!!! lol

My NEW Doctor looks even better than that... The previous one, not quite that good, but not baaaad... :thumb:



As for the DUMB commercials, dont you folks have the Michael Bolton commercials out there for Toyota or Honda or whomever he is working for... And he appears from the clouds with a guitar, playing and singing??? That one doesnt make the list of DUMB commercials???

[Eli]

My NEW Doctor looks even better than that... The previous one, not quite that good, but not baaaad... :thumb:



As for the DUMB commercials, dont you folks have the Michael Bolton commercials out there for Toyota or Honda or whomever he is working for... And he appears from the clouds with a guitar, playing and singing??? That one doesnt make the list of DUMB commercials???

Yes dumb and desperate


Sent from my Bat Cave

[gn7]

Viagra never gave anybody a 4 hour stiffy. Its Cialis. Lets keep the pecker iron straight here.

[Eli]

Viagra never gave anybody a 4 hour stiffy. Its Cialis. Lets keep the pecker iron straight here.

VIAGRA (sildenafil citrate) is prescription medicine used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION BELOW.
Do not take VIAGRA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.
In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
If you are older than age 65, or have serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest dose (25 mg) of VIAGRA. If you are taking protease inhibitors, such as for the treatment of HIV, your doctor may recommend a 25-mg dose and may limit you to a maximum single dose of 25 mg of VIAGRA in a 48-hour period.
In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including VIAGRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including VIAGRA, and call a doctor right away.
Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people taking PDE5 inhibitors, including VIAGRA. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the PDE5 inhibitors or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, stop taking VIAGRA and contact a doctor right away.
If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of VIAGRA.
VIAGRA should not be used with other ED treatments. VIAGRA should not be used with REVATIO or other products containing sildenafil.
VIAGRA does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.
The most common side effects of VIAGRA are headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less commonly, bluish vision, blurred vision, or sensitivity to light may briefly occur.
Please see full prescribing information for VIAGRA (25 mg, 50 mg, 100 mg) tablets.
You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. Visit www.fda.gov/medwatch, or call 1-800-FDA-1088. By clicking on this link you will be leaving VIAGRA.com. This website is neither owned nor controlled by Pfizer. Pfizer is not responsible for the content or services of this site.




http://www.viagra.com/?source=google&HBX_PK=s_www+viagra+com&o=23121503%7C166374793%7C0&skwid=43700004024237020&sourcepoint=BS

[SBS933]

Well hell yea if my doctor looked like this..... http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4505864341818455&pid=15.1

she'd spank it and fix the problem!!!! lol If my Doctor looked like that, I'd Spank her and fix HER problem.

[gn7]

VIAGRA (sildenafil citrate) is prescription medicine used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION BELOW.
Do not take VIAGRA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.
In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
If you are older than age 65, or have serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest dose (25 mg) of VIAGRA. If you are taking protease inhibitors, such as for the treatment of HIV, your doctor may recommend a 25-mg dose and may limit you to a maximum single dose of 25 mg of VIAGRA in a 48-hour period.
In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including VIAGRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including VIAGRA, and call a doctor right away.
Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people taking PDE5 inhibitors, including VIAGRA. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the PDE5 inhibitors or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, stop taking VIAGRA and contact a doctor right away.
If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of VIAGRA.
VIAGRA should not be used with other ED treatments. VIAGRA should not be used with REVATIO or other products containing sildenafil.
VIAGRA does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.
The most common side effects of VIAGRA are headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less commonly, bluish vision, blurred vision, or sensitivity to light may briefly occur.
Please see full prescribing information for VIAGRA (25 mg, 50 mg, 100 mg) tablets.
You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. Visit www.fda.gov/medwatch, or call 1-800-FDA-1088. By clicking on this link you will be leaving VIAGRA.com. This website is neither owned nor controlled by Pfizer. Pfizer is not responsible for the content or services of this site.




http://www.viagra.com/?source=google&HBX_PK=s_www+viagra+com&o=23121503%7C166374793%7C0&skwid=43700004024237020&sourcepoint=BS
Well excuse me Eli, I didn't know you had the warning label for Viagra on you night stand.
Never seen in a Viagra COMMERCIAL, only Cialis. Good to know both are UP to the job for the entire night.

[Eli]

Well excuse me Eli, I didn't know you had the warning label for Viagra on you night stand.
Never seen in a Viagra COMMERCIAL, only Cialis. Good to know both are UP to the job for the entire night.

I didn't want you...err...someone to use Cialis for the wrong reasons and thought you should all be UP to speed on the benefits of both products :D sometimes it's HARD to figure out which drug has what benefits...err...side effects :D


Sent from my Bat Cave

[ptc]

If my Doctor looked like that, I'd Spank her and fix HER problem.

Now thats the way to use a 4 hour woody!!!! lol

[SBS933]

No thats the way to use a 4 hour woody!!!! lol All that for a $20.00 co-payment. :speechless-smiley-0

[Ziggy]

Are any of you actually swayed to purchase any product you see a dumb(or not so dumb)commercial for?
After sitting through hundreds of advertising meetings for cars it made me realize how naive these "creative" people think the general public is, pityful:rolleyes:

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[Eli]

Are any of you actually swayed to purchase any product you see a dumb(or not so dumb)commercial for?
After sitting through hundreds of advertising meetings for cars it made me realize how naive these "creative" people think the general public is, pityful:rolleyes:

From my POS T-mobile thingie
Although they won't sell it to me...damn skippy I'd buy Viagra :D


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Ziggy]

Although they won't sell it to me...damn skippy I'd buy Viagra :D


Sent from my Bat Cave

Its that damn 4 hour line that has you feeling all flushed eh?:p:p:p

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[Eli]

Its that damn 4 hour line that has you feeling all flushed eh?:p:p:p

From my POS T-mobile thingie

I'm not gonna lie that's one hell of a selling point. It's a good thing they don't sell it to women because I'm sure a lot of us would me slipping it into the men's drinks...like a roofie but it works!


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Ziggy]

Kinda gives roofie a new meaning huh? LOL

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[Eli]

Kinda gives roofie a new meaning huh? LOL

From my POS T-mobile thingie

Instead of a roofie it's a tentie ;)


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Ziggy]

Bangin' on the tin roofie:p

From my POS T-mobile thingie

[2FORCEFULL]

Ok I have a few.

life Alert "I've fallen and I can't get up" really??? Acting is horrible

The bathtub for old people OMG if I have to watch another old person half naked in the tub I'm going to scratch my eyeballs out.

What are commercials you think are just dumb?

not near as bad as clap on clap off lol,,,

[2FORCEFULL]

Although they won't sell it to me...damn skippy I'd buy Viagra :D


Sent from my Bat Cave

I think you need to get laid so you can focus out side of your box...............

[Eli]

I think you need to get laid so you can focus out side of your box...............

:lmao

I'm speechless


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Paul65K]

I'm speechless


Sent from my Bat Cave That's a first :hilarious:

[2FORCEFULL]

That's a first :hilarious:

lol...x2

[2FORCEFULL]

:P
:lmao

I'm speechless


Sent from my Bat Cave
:biggrin:

[Eli]

That's a first :hilarious:


lol...x2

Paul you're wrong AGAIN. That was the second time I said that on hotboat just this year :lmao

Where are the archives when you need them sheesh!


Sent from my Bat Cave

[Paul65K]

Paul you're wrong AGAIN. That was the second time I said that on hotboat just this year :lmao

Where are the archives when you need them sheesh!


Sent from my Bat CaveAnd hence.............your inability to remain speechless.......I rest my case :D

[Eli]

And hence.............your inability to remain speechless.......I rest my case :D


You should'nt poke a sleeping bear ;)



Sent from my Bat Cave

[RVRKID]

OK I have quite a few that bug the hell out of me one of them is the stupid Time Warner Cable commercials with Bill Cower(may be a great coach but can't stand him) and the F'n STUPID psychic!!:angry: