Does GRADS Have a Jet Boat Complex?

[Eli]

I'm convinced Grads has a Jet Boat complex and I'm trying to figure out why????

Any thoughts?

[ChumpChange]

No. It's just a long running joke.

[Paul65K]

I'm convinced Grads has a Jet Boat complex and I'm trying to figure out why????

Any thoughts?He's never been able to figure out whether they "Suck" or "Blow" :D

[GRADS]

But they do 100 on craigslist

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[Sharp shooter]

Because he's not man enough for the low freeboard and at the same time he knows jetboats are chick magnets. It's a lose lose for him.:D

http://texashotboats.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/10376Bikini_Shot__2_.jpg

[Sharp shooter]

But they do 100 on craigslist

30786

yeah right! :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no2NiVnr4kI

[papaletch4130]

Any thing under 20ft is better than over 20ft!!

[Eli]

Any thing under 20ft is better than over 20ft!!

You mean size DOES matter? :yikes:


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[78Southwind]

I have had a Jet Boat for over 25 years so I have heard it all. It was more of a V-Drive vs. Pump deal back in the day. I would take a lot of heat from my V-Drive buddy's until one of our Outboard buddy's would show up, then we would all gang up on him. :biggrin: The best is when one of your V-Drive buddy's sells his V-Drive to buy a Jet Boat then you get to call him a Jet Boat Fag...:wink:

[2manymustangs]

You mean size DOES matter? :yikes:


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So they say....

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[Tishimself]

You mean size DOES matter? :yikes:


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Oh Eli.....:-/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

[Sharp shooter]

The best is when one of your V-Drive buddy's sells his V-Drive to buy a Jet Boat then you get to call him a Jet Boat Fag...:wink:

I've never seen that happen. :D

[papaletch4130]

I have a few times.. They say V drive guys like to look at there boat on the trailer and not use them! lol

[Sharp shooter]

I have a few times.. They say V drive guys like to look at there boat on the trailer and not use them! lol

It used to be that jet boats were so slow there wasn't any reason to take the v-drive off the trailer. :D Those days are gone.:realitycheck: :)

[nowski]

Because he's not man enough for the low freeboard and at the same time he knows jetboats are chick magnets. It's a lose lose for him.:D

http://texashotboats.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/10376Bikini_Shot__2_.jpgMy wife said I can look at the jet boat I mean menu but don't order from it...

Notice the jet boat at about 11:00 in that picture he only has 1 girl in his boat...

[SBS933]

Not as bad as his FRISCO complex. :action-smiley-069:

[niceguyeddie]

Jet boat / v-drive guys typically work on their own or even build their own boats and are "gear heads" at heart. It's something that most guys that buy big turn-key boats with merc engines don't understand. There's just no feeling like flying down the river watching the hull flex with the loud roar of dry headers behind you! If I had to sell one of my boats, the cruiser would go 1st.

[papaletch4130]

exactly what eddie said.. I might want a big water school bus when I am 80 and dont have skill to drive any more!

[314joey]

Big water school buses get the job done.


You've got to go to the 3:00 minute mark and watch the 41' Apache eating up the ocean, it's amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o94ZHLXzTZM

[Sharp shooter]

Big water school buses get the job done.

They're cool out in the open ocean. :thumbup:

[papaletch4130]

They're cool out in the open ocean. :thumbup: People just need to keep them off the lakes and rivers!!

[314joey]

They're cool out in the open ocean. :thumbup:

I agree, they make Desert Storm a great weekend too.

[Sharp shooter]

I agree, they make Desert Storm a great weekend too.

I'll have to take your word on that. :D

[DC-88]

People just need to keep them off the lakes and rivers!!
They are modern marvels for running the coastal waterways, sleeping in, drug smuggling, offshore racing, etc. Many of us have had the good fortune to ride in and/or drive one even if we've never owned or never will own one.The only thing most of the ones I've seen do over the last 15 years is smuggling Michelob Ultras and Cialis from Thompson Bay to Steamboat and back, typically followed by a lengthy transom polishing session by some cling -on:nutswinger:

[Eli]

Big water school buses get the job done.


You've got to go to the 3:00 minute mark and watch the 41' Apache eating up the ocean, it's amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o94ZHLXzTZM

That video is awesome. I always wonder why the Apache didn't finish the race.

[GRADS]

... :lmao

The only thing most of the ones I've seen do over the last 15 years is smuggling Michelob Ultras and Cialis from Thompson Bay to Steamboat and back, typically followed by a lengthy transom polishing session by some cling -on:nutswinger:

[Ziggy]

I'm convinced Grads has a Jet Boat complex and I'm trying to figure out why????

Any thoughts?

Perhaps there is a cream or lotion he can put on it? :D:D

[niceguyeddie]

They're cool out in the open ocean. :thumbup:

I agree! I've rode in few big offshore boats at the river. They're cool ass boats but a lil boring at the river. Too mellow of a ride IMO.

[niceguyeddie]

Grad's boat does have one thing jet boats don't! A Stabbin cabin!!! :thumbup:

[Sharp shooter]

I agree! I've rode in few big offshore boats at the river. They're cool ass boats but a lil boring at the river. Too mellow of a ride IMO.

I agree and I think because most people view boating as a leisure activity it works for them. Way too boring for me.


Grad's boat does have one thing jet boats don't! A Stabbin cabin!!! :thumbup:

Nothing a cove can't fix...:wink:

[niceguyeddie]

I agree and I think because most people view boating as a leisure activity it works for them. Way too boring for me.



Nothing a cove can't fix...:wink:

Yea but then I also look at spinning wrenches in my garage with no one bothering me a leisure activity. lol

Good point on the cove and very true! :)

[ptc]

http://texashotboats.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/10376Bikini_Shot__2_.jpg


That is alot of ass on DECK!!!! lol