Things You Say While Boating

[Eli]

Shit I lost my sunglasses!

Can I get you another beer?

Anyone want a sandwich?


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[28eliminator]

Check out that asshole!

Nice boat!


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[Eli]

Prop check


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[28eliminator]

Nice tits!

Nice ass!


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[Sharp shooter]

Back to the trailer. :D

[WMC]

It always runs good on the trailer

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[Unforgiven]

Ladies it's OK if you take your tops off...
nice ass/nice tits..
need some lotion on those boob?s..
yes I'll have another shot

[HB Vic]

Move out the way


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[bubblegoose1]

Fucking jet skis!!!

[76Bonneville]

More money than brains

[WESTERNAERO]

What the fuck is this guy doing?!!!
Put some more chain on that anchor and your shit wouldn't be on it's side on the beach, you stupid fuck.
Can you not see my flag?!! what an asshole!
Prop check.
Fucking MSD piece of shit.
Get the trailer, it's time to get drunk!!

[Eli]

Hide there's a camera


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[GRADS]

Watch this jet boat try and keep up with us.

[nowski]

Here's some money for gas. I haven't taken any money since I owned a jet boat 21 years ago but the offer is always a nice jesture...

[Paul65K]

Where the hell did my sunglasses go!!

Get me another Beer.......get with it!!!

Where's my damn sandwich anyhow!!!...........................:rolleyes

[Paul65K]

Here's some money for gas. I haven't taken any money since I owned a jet boat 21 years ago but the offer is always a nice jesture...
You obviously don't let Lurker on your boat :eek:

[bubblegoose1]

Siesta Lounger, baby!!!!

[Wendi]

Can you get me a beer?
Oh shit I lost my hat
Can you hand me the sunscreen?
Who wants a sandwich?
Can you change the music?
Turn up the music.
Slow down!
Damn jetski!
Are you fucking kidding me!

[Menace Marine]

Relax I wasn't racing.

I have to go fast so that it isn't so bumpy.




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[Slacker]

Let's move and get away from these ass hat's

[Paul65K]

Can you get me a beer?
Oh shit I lost my hat
Can you hand me the sunscreen?
Who wants a sandwich?
Can you change the music?
Turn up the music.
Slow down!
Damn jetski!
Are you fucking kidding me!Women :rolleyes

Whatever happened to; Sit down, Hold on and shut up???.......................Oh yeah, we got married :hilarious:

[Menace Marine]

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?

Slow down.



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[Wendi]

Women :rolleyes

Whatever happened to; Sit down, Hold on and shut up???.......................Oh yeah, we got married :hilarious: No comment!

[Eli]

Is that the fastest this thing goes?

What is this a pontoon?

I'm not getting in the water!!!!




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[Paul65K]

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?

Slow down.



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[Paul65K]

No comment!:D....

[Menace Marine]

It's no different in a car. I have to remind her that I manage to make it to work and all sorts of other places without her on a daily basis.


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[Unforgiven]

Can you get me a beer?
Oh shit I lost my hat
Can you hand me the sunscreen?
Who wants a sandwich?
Can you change the music?
Turn up the music.
Slow down!
Damn jetski!
Are you fucking kidding me!

you forgot one..the one thats very common for you.....I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE WATER AGAIN!!!!

[Eli]

I have some extra pasties.

Put the camera away!!!


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[GRADS]

This better not end up on HotBoat...

[Milkmoney]

You obviously don't let Lurker on your boat :eek:

Hey hey. It's not my fault I am broke.


Why she with that douchbag :)

[78Southwind]

Fucking jet skis!!!

Beat me to it...But I usually say Fing Sea Doo or look at that Fer he's not even paying attention.

[Sharp shooter]

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?



Slow down.



lol!!

30784

Here's the fix. :wink_002:

https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=H.4688340316061777&pid=15.1

[314joey]

Nice tits!

Nice ass!


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My thoughts exactly, the three Bs.

[bubblegoose1]

Fucking blow (sail) boats!!!

[riverrunner1984]

The universal drunk word.......WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!......Im fucked up!

[GRADS]

That can't be a comfortable ride............referring to watching jet boats run.

[papaletch4130]

In Havasu..

He must have a tiny dick..
Fucking gay big ass boats!!

[Sharp shooter]

that can't be a comfortable ride............referring to watching jet boats run.

Don't be a sissy...

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[papaletch4130]

Grads sure has a hard on for jet boats. His last casual encounter must have had one and he didnt pull out!

[westair]

Is that the fastest this thing goes?

What is this a pontoon?

I'm not getting in the water!!!!




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lol!! .... never had a girl ask this but these are good! .... unless of course it was a pontoon.

[Sharp shooter]

Grads sure has a hard on for jet boats. His last casual encounter must have had one and he didnt pull out!


He was likely broke off one way or another. :shock:

[GRADS]

"Hey is that jet boat racing a hobie cat?"

[Boat38 Outa Place Racing]

Fucking wake making piece of SHIT!
Hold on to my BEER while I show GRADS what jet boats are all about! LOL (just KIDDING) we don't take the jet boat to the river!
Lets tie up at our home (FOXES) and have some cocktails!
WOW LOOK AT THAT!

[GRADS]

Is that a 455 Olds?:headscratch:

[SBS933]

Is that a skiier in the water ? Wheres thier flag ? Oh the 4 yr. old has it, dipping it in the water.

Check out this Dipshit, you know he rented that !!!

By the time that prop catches us, it'll be time to shut down. I'm not giving him half the river to catch me !!!

[Tishimself]

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!

98.6!!!!

You don't need those pasties out here...only at shore...

If you want a ride, you have to go put on a G-string...rules is rules....

:D:D:D:D:D

[Eli]

Someone drove a houseboat through the channel?


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[Eli]

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!

98.6!!!!

You don't need those pasties out here...only at shore...

If you want a ride, you have to go put on a G-string...rules is rules....

:D:D:D:D:D

Where do you not need pasties on the water?


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[Eli]

Are you REALLY gonna let that guy pass you?




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[FormulaZR]

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!


Agree!

GD Roll bar boats
Stupid flat biller, who let him on the water.

Has that noise always been there?

[Boat38 Outa Place Racing]

We to stop so I can pee and get another beer!

[Boat38 Outa Place Racing]

We need to stop so I can pee and get another beer!
fixed it!

[Tishimself]

Where do you not need pasties on the water?


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IN remote places where you are running and there is no one else around....most people cant tell the difference even if they are 50 feet away....;)

[nowski]

See that idiot, don't take your eyes off of him...

[riverrunner1984]

Who was going to be the DD today?

[SBS933]

SHIT !!! I knew I should have replaced the batteries.

[chevellesb406]

A typical trip with me down the parker strip:

Damn lake lice
Wanna bet this dildo cuts right in front me?
Fuggin' roll bar boat.
Stupid jet boat (passenger asks "isn't this a jet boat?"), I answer yes.
I need a bigger boat
Nice dumper

[Wendi]

Are we going to the sandbar today?
Are you sure you can fit through those boats?
Be careful!
I can't believe they think they can take up all that space on a major holiday.
We have 4 more boats coming in! (Grumble the stupid idiot that doesn't understand it is a major holiday and there is not enough room for their children to spread out and play sorry, come back next weekend.)

[SBS933]

Fucking Road Runners packed, we waited to long. head up to Foxes.

Come on it's 6 o'clock, get up and let's hit the water before the alchi's wake up.

[SFV2RVR]

Fucking Road Runners packed, we waited to long. head up to Foxes.

You should never make roadrunner your first priority. Foxes is 1000% better with less drama!

[SBS933]

You should never make roadrunner your first priority. Foxes is 1000% better with less drama! Yep, but I save the best for last.

[WESTERNAERO]

You should never make roadrunner your first priority. Foxes is 1000% better with less drama!

Drama, tell me about it.

[Wendi]

You should never make roadrunner your first priority. Foxes is 1000% better with less drama!

Roadrunner has drama??:yikes:

[Milkmoney]

You should never make roadrunner your first priority. Foxes is 1000% better with less drama!

Foxes- jus not breakfast.

[niceguyeddie]

Change the song!
Turn it up!
Turn it down!
(I can't wait to get a remote installed by the steering wheel)

Someone grab the sand spike!

[Tishimself]

Change the song!
Turn it up!
Turn it down!
(I can't wait to get a remote installed by the steering wheel)

Someone grab the sand spike!


You mean like this one?? ;)


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[314joey]

Look Mom, no hands !

[Boatnaked]

I'll second about 95% of what already been posted

[Eli]

I'll second about 95% of what already been posted

I know there's something you say that hasn't been posted ;)


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[Eli]

On second thought maybe you SHOULD leave your shirt on :lmao


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[Unforgiven]

On second thought maybe you SHOULD leave your shirt on :lmao


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hmmmm Note to self...remember to tell Eli that before she kicks me in the junk

[Eli]

hmmmm Note to self...remember to tell Eli that before she kicks me in the junk

I'm going to spend 10 minutes a day practicing...going to kick the punching bag as hard as I can :D


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[Ziggy]

Fucking dumbass.
.
Why does that husband have to yell at his wife/gf trying back the trailer down?
.
Fucking Dumbass.
.
Hey that looks like so-n-so over there.
.
Fucking Water plow driving flatbiller.

[hbchgirl]

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?

Slow down.



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Haha sounds like me!


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[hbchgirl]

Foxes- jus not breakfast.

"Fox's...It's never just breakfast!" LOL


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[GRADS]

Here he comes , lets get out of here before he mooches all our beer.

[Tishimself]

Here he comes, lets get out of here before he mooches all our beer.

LOL..now that's funny right there. :D:D:D

[nowski]

Fucking dumbass.
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Why does that husband have to yell at his wife/gf trying back the trailer down?
.
Fucking Dumbass.
.
Hey that looks like so-n-so over there.
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Fucking Water plow driving flatbiller. A buddy of mine always lets his wife back down the boat. What is most impressive she is backing the boat down with a motorhome and straight as an arrow. She's the attention getter at the boat launch for sure...

[JohnnyRotten]

Hey, did you put the plug in?

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[Wheeler]

There's Roadrunner! Hit the jetovator!!

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[Eli]

Hey, did you put the plug in?

:wink2:

Oh SHIT...the plugs are in the cup holder! Quick pull it out!


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[GotHalos]

Hey, did you put the plug in?

:wink2:


Welcome to the site JohnnyRotten :thumbup:

[Tishimself]

Lol.....:D

[SBS933]

FUCK, I forgot the Lake Stakes.

[riverrunner1984]

Fuck, I forgot to hold the rope while I threw the anchor....true story, I was a little inebriated and it only happened like twice lol...Good thing it was only in like 10-12 ft of water.

[SBS933]

Fuck, I forgot to hold the rope while I threw the anchor....true story, I was a little inebriated and it only happened like twice lol...Good thing it was only in like 10-12 ft of water. :LMAOsmiley:

[GRADS]

There's a 6'' chop out there....we should probably keep the jet boat on the trailer.

[SBS933]

There's a 6'' chop out there....we should probably keep the jet boat on the trailer.C'Mon grow some nads, that jet will ride em like supercross whoops.

[SBS933]

Hey is that a kayak, those things should have flags.

[JohnnyRotten]

Welcome to the site JohnnyRotten :thumbup:

Thank you sir.



....but officer, I thought floaty cushions were pfd's.

[Eli]

Look it's Grads driving a jet boat...why is he hiding?


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[SBS933]

Go over there 30947

[Boatnaked]

On second thought maybe you SHOULD leave your shirt on :lmao


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I can honestly say that I've never even thought or said that!

[SBS933]

30975 If a beer floats up. It's mine !!

[314joey]

Cigs or beer.

[Eli]

Cigs or beer.

You never disappoint!


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[Eli]

I can honestly say that I've never even thought or said that!

I've said it a few times...never to a female ;)


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[SnoC653]

Honey, when it's dark out and we're going up/down the river, you are supposed to be watching your side of the boat for things like THAT TREE WE ALMOST HIT!

[314joey]

You never disappoint!


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I don't care for smoking, so it would be better if she had two beers. :wink2:

[Eli]

I can't back the boat off the trailer...did you undo ALL the straps?

I AM in reverse...are you sure you got ALL the straps?

Stop yelling at me...the boat is strapped I can tell the front right side is tied down!

I can't "give it more" it's not going to move.

Stranger walks up:

Sir, your boat is strapped in the front right.




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[Eli]

I don't care for smoking, so it would be better if she had two beers. :wink2:

Take the cigs and toss them...she will only need 1 beer ;)


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[SnoC653]

I don't care for smoking, so it would be better if she had two beers. :wink2:

I don't drink or smoke. It would better if she didn't have the beer or the smokes. But, then admin would delete the pic. :rulez:

[hpboats83]

"Why do you have your bikinis on still, that's why I have a glove box, so you have somewhere to put them until we go eat"

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[Eli]

Wait am I wearing pasties?


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[CampbellCarl]

First time V-drive owner when using reverse...."What do you mean the rudder does nothing in reverse?"

:D

[314joey]

Dahm, that's a big boat.

[Luvnlife]

Check out that asshole!

Nice boat!


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Right there with ya except it's "What a effin idiot":wink_002:

[Eli]

Dahm, that's a big boat.

Lmao


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