Strippers with and witout make-up

[314joey]

This will scare you. :omg:

http://10funfacts.com/10-hot-girls-with-and-without-makeup/

[Paul65K]

This will scare you. :omg:

http://10funfacts.com/10-hot-girls-with-and-without-makeup/

2, 7 & 10 would be OK......the others would be coyote time the next morning :puke:

[riverrunner1984]

Make-up sure does wonders.....nothing a brown paper bag couldn't take care of lol

[Eli]

2, 3 & 4…wait what are we voting for here? Hot with and without?

At least they do something to improve their appearance.

I recently had someone ask me for a picture of myself without my "war paint" I found it offensive.

[Wendi]

Yikes-

[Bean]

Could you imagine waking up with one of them after a night of partying? Hung over and thinking you had some serious beer goggles on.

[westair]

4 and 10

[ChumpChange]

Goes with the comment "there are no ugly girls, just poor girls". Make-up does wonders.

[GRADS]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes:

[riverrunner1984]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes:

You would be surprised....My first strip club experience was when I was 17 and worked at a Christmas tree lot, the guy there took me to "First Kings" in Gardena...WOW what a first time experience, Im lucky they let me out of that place alive. lol

[314joey]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes:

Depends on what kind of cruddy little town it was, I've seen some sad chicks before..........make-up does do wonders.

[Eli]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes:

Someone has to work the 3-7 pm and am shift! It ain't the "A" team that's for sure! Besides, what floats my boat doesn't float yours and vise versa.

[WESTERNAERO]

Someone has to work the 3-7 pm and am shift! It ain't the "A" team that's for sure! Besides, what floats my boat doesn't float yours and vise versa.

What shift do you work? :biggrin:

[Paul65K]

What shift do you work? :biggrin:
On the other hand if you married one of those girls you wouldn't have to worry about any of your buddies recognizing them at a dinner party :D

[Eli]

What shift do you work? :biggrin:

No one will pay to see my ass stripping! I'm on the volunteer shift, we work for... :applouse:

[Wendi]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes: Oh she is fugly fo sho!

[Wendi]

On the other hand if you married one of those girls you wouldn't have to worry about any of your buddies recognizing them at a dinner party :D LMFAO!!!! You guys and gals are killing me.:LMAOsmiley:

[Paul65K]

I'm not buying that those are strippers....no way in hell anyone would let #8 get up on their stage. :yikes:

You've obviously never been to Barstow :rolleyes

[2manymustangs]

Depends on what kind of cruddy little town it was, I've seen some sad chicks before..........make-up does do wonders.

OK, Im a believer now... Ladies, take as long as you wish for your make up!!!

Joey, ever go to lunch for a Pepper Steak sandwhich at the Diamond Cabaret??? There is some scary stuff strolling in there about that time / shift change... SO im told...





Oh she is fugly fo sho!

I think this is the first time in my life that I have heard a lady use that term... :lmao1:

[Paul65K]

I think this is the first time in my life that I have heard a lady use that term... :lmao1:you're new here huh??? :rolleyes

[2manymustangs]

you're new here huh??? :rolleyes

ish... :)

[Paul65K]

ish... :) The girls run the place around here :D

[2manymustangs]

The girls run the place around here :D

I hadn't noticed that... :hmm

[Ziggy]

The girls run the place around here :D

That's weird, I always thought WMC and Hotboat were dudes :D:D:D

[Eli]

OK, Im a believer now... Ladies, take as long as you wish for your make up!!!

Thank you!!!!!

[Ziggy]

#5 made the biggest transformation....
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Them are some scary pictures:yikes:

[Eli]

That's weird, I always thought WMC and Hotboat were dudes :D:D:D

:LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::L MAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMA Osmiley::LMAOsmiley:

[Ziggy]

No one will pay to see my ass stripping! I'm on the volunteer shift, we work for... :applouse:

:applouse: :applouse: :applouse:

[YLDBOYZ]

Wow, i'm still scratching my head on this.

[Wendi]

That's weird, I always thought WMC and Hotboat were dudes :D:D:D
Nope there's a Wendi and she is the Sheriff in town!!:action-smiley-047:

[2manymustangs]

No one will pay to see my ass stripping! I'm on the volunteer shift, we work for... :applouse:

:bsflag:

[Ziggy]

Nope there's a Wendi and she is the Sheriff in town!!:action-smiley-047:

Being Deputy would be safer;), we all shot the Sheriff but we do not shoot the Deputy.

[314joey]

No one will pay to see my ass stripping! I'm on the volunteer shift, we work for... :applouse:


Attorney do stuff "pro bono"...................lol

[Wendi]

Being Deputy would be safer;), we all shot the Sheriff but we do not shoot the Deputy. You're so funny! I like to be Chief though!

[Wendi]

we need a stripper pole emoticon!

[SBS933]

4,7 and 10 is about all I could stomach. :santa:

[Eli]

we need a stripper pole emoticon!

Yes we do!!!

[Sharp shooter]

This isn't only about strippers. All chicks utilize "smoke and mirrors" to fool us. You have to train yourself into seeing around the makeup, push up bra's and high heels. That's right, high heels. :D

[Wendi]

I wear little makeup, don't need push up bras and I can't walk in heels. I'm a flip flop girl so there!!

[Sharp shooter]

I wear little makeup, don't need push up bras and I can't walk in heels. I'm a flip flop girl so there!!

I wasn't talking about you Wendi. :D

[Ziggy]

I wear little makeup, don't need push up bras and I can't walk in heels. I'm a flip flop girl so there!!

You and my wife..... :thumbsup:

[Eli]

This isn't only about strippers. All chicks utilize "smoke and mirrors" to fool us. You have to train yourself into seeing around the makeup, push up bra's and high heels. That's right, high heels. :D

I wear make up and high heels, but my shoes don't fool anyone…No one ever saw me without heels and said, "I thought you were tall"

[SBS933]

On the other hand if you married one of those girls you wouldn't have to worry about any of your buddies recognizing them at a dinner party :D :LMAOsmiley:

[Paul65K]

I don't need push up bras
That's a given :thumb:

[Sharp shooter]

I wear make up and high heels, but my shoes don't fool anyone…No one ever saw me without heels and said, "I thought you were tall"

High heels can make a girl look slimmer as well as accentuating the curves of her dairy aire. You didn't think men knew that did you? Haha! :D

[28eliminator]

I wear little makeup, don't need push up bras and I can't walk in heels. I'm a flip flop girl so there!!

:thumb:

I'm not a big fan of Makeup.. plastic, cartoon faced chicks do nothing for me :thumbsdown

[Eli]

:thumb:

I'm not a big fan of Makeup.. plastic, cartoon faced chicks do nothing for me :thumbsdown

Well, thanks a lot! :t_lowblow:

[WMC]

:thumb:

I'm not a big fan of Makeup.. plastic, cartoon faced chicks do nothing for me :thumbsdown You mean girls like these??28519

[WESTERNAERO]

You mean girls like these??28519

I remember her from the 2nd Floor Bar. :yikes:

[SBS933]

You mean girls like these??28519 Whooaa, way to much eyeliner !!!

[314joey]

This thread got quite a bit of traction, big lips, stripper poles and all kinds of stuff. :jumping-smiley-019:

[2manymustangs]

You mean girls like these??28519

:puke:

What ye got thar is yer ultimate DSL's

[ChumpChange]

High heels can make a girl look slimmer as well as accentuating the curves of her dairy aire.

Lurker around?

[niceguyeddie]

This isn't only about strippers. All chicks utilize "smoke and mirrors" to fool us. You have to train yourself into seeing around the makeup, push up bra's and high heels. That's right, high heels. :D

Tell me about it! Every now and again I'll see a woman at the gym with no make up, her hair is a mess and she's covered in sweat and still looks good! I always wonder how good she'd look out of her gym clothes.......


...oh yea, and in normal clothes right? ;)

I've dated a few girls that wouldn't get the hair or face wet at the river. That would irritate the piss out of me.

[28eliminator]

Well, thanks a lot! :t_lowblow:

28521








You mean girls like these??28519

Yes :yikes:

[Eli]

High heels can make a girl look slimmer as well as accentuating the curves of her dairy aire. You didn't think men knew that did you? Haha! :D

Actually, I didn't know that.

This is just disturbing :D

[Eli]

28521


I'm officially offended :(

[niceguyeddie]

I'm officially offended :(

Get your sig-line material!!!

[Eli]

Get your sig-line material!!!




I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!

[Sharp shooter]

I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

28536

[Eli]

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

28536

If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

[HotWater]

If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

28536
Is that a Big & Ugly?

[28eliminator]

Well, thanks a lot! :t_lowblow:


If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there. :D

28536

Talk about a "Big Ugly Hat" :biggrin:

[Eli]

Is that a Big & Ugly?

What's the Big & Ugly?


Oh and you mind clearing your PMs?

[Sharp shooter]

If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment ;)

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/32232879-137-Big-V-injector-Veney-Big-Ugly.jpg

[Eli]

I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this-> :Banane21:

Top that! :D

This is a big and ugly. :)
http://s3.racingjunk.com/ui/9/87/32232879-137-Big-V-injector-Veney-Big-Ugly.jpg

I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

[Sharp shooter]

I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

[Eli]

We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

NGE met a blonde, with war paint and high heels on Saturday night…I'm sure he was disappointed on Sunday (at the bar with everyone else) when he saw me for the second time :D

[nowski]

Your out for a night on the town and you hook up with one of these lovely ladies. You wake up in the morning next to one of those fugly ladies and say to yourself what was I drinking and what was I thinking???

[2manymustangs]

I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!

Are you doing a little :fishing2:


I'm going to have to call :bsflag:AGAIN!!!

[rampgirl]

OK, Im a believer now... Ladies, take as long as you wish for your make up!!!

Joey, ever go to lunch for a Pepper Steak sandwhich at the Diamond Cabaret??? There is some scary stuff strolling in there about that time / shift change... SO im told...






I think this is the first time in my life that I have heard a lady use that term... :lmao1:

Bruce what the hell has been going on? Ain't seen ya in a couple years?


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[Wheeler]

This isn't only about strippers. All chicks utilize "smoke and mirrors" to fool us. You have to train yourself into seeing around the makeup, push up bra's and high heels. That's right, high heels. :D

How true it is and we willingly take the bait :lmao1:


.28565

[2manymustangs]

Bruce what the hell has been going on? Ain't seen ya in a couple years?


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Life is what happens when your busy making other plans... ;)

Nada lota going on... Just work, chat, eat, work, chat, eat, drive my daughter to school, chat, work... Same ole same ole...

[rampgirl]

Well it's good to run into you again, you gonna try to make wheat land this year at all?


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[Eli]

Are you doing a little :fishing2:


I'm going to have to call :bsflag:AGAIN!!!

Who ever said "there's plenty of fish in the sea" failed to take into consideration all the ones you throw back!

[2manymustangs]

Well it's good to run into you again, you gonna try to make wheat land this year at all?


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So many races, so little time... ;) I would like to get to Wheatland now that Brandon has access to some SERIOUS lenses/gear (through college)... I get so much hell from my relatives for missing the big holiday BBQs...

My lineup for 2014 presently:

Needles CA Feb...
Puddingstone CA April...
Catalina Ski Race CA June...
Long Beach Circle Sprints CA Aug...
LOTO shootout MO...
Parker Enduro AZ October...
Parker TGD Circle Races AZ Nov...

[2manymustangs]

Who ever said "there's plenty of fish in the sea" failed to take into consideration all the ones you throw back!

Nothing wrong with reeling some of them in, playing with them a bit and then throwing the LITTLE ones back to grow up... It's mutually beneficial... :smiley-fish:

[ChumpChange]

FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

Any guy can get dinner cooked for them, only the good ones get breakfast too! :D

[Wheeler]

This will scare you. :omg:

I wonder what this one looks like without her face on.

28578

[2manymustangs]

I wonder what this one looks like without her face on.

28578

WHo cares!!!! That is absolutely 1-3 ratio!!!!

[28eliminator]

I wonder what this one looks like without her face on.

28578

Dear god... What face?

[Eli]

Any guy can get dinner cooked for them, only the good ones get breakfast too! :D

So true! One of my favorite breakfasts!

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/18/amuhe4yn.jpg

[Wheeler]

Dear god... What face?

Then we have this girl, who went to great lengths to change her appearance.:headscratch:

28581

[Sharp shooter]

Any guy can get dinner cooked for them, only the good ones get breakfast too! :D

Breakfast...? You're doing it wrong if she's still there when it's time for breakfast! :D

[2manymustangs]

Breakfast...? You're doing it wrong if she can get out of bed for breakfast! :D

Fixed it for you ^^^ :partyguy:

[Sharp shooter]

Fixed it for you ^^^ :partyguy:

If she's still there by morning she better get her ass up and cook some breakfast and get the dishes and laundry done too while she's up. Then leave! lol :D J/K :D

{Confession time} - I was never that guy (even though I knew many). I liked to test drive the car for a few months and send them down the road just before the "I love you" hit. :D

I know, I'm probably gonna burn.:hotdevil

[314joey]

Then we have this girl, who went to great lengths to change her appearance.:headscratch:

28581


I think she was hotter before the work, don't get it.