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Eli
12-10-2013, 07:54 AM
We all have those moments when someone says something we can't believe...funny, stupid...

Something someone or you did ;)

Here we go!

He's a Mangina wrapped in a bunch****.

By: undisclosed


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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 09:57 AM
I'm gonna tongue punch her in the fart box.

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 09:58 AM
You know why I'm a Dolphins fan?.................eh eh, eh eh, eh eh....

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 10:10 AM
You two gentlemen look like you belong in the Greek Navy. You can be the Admiral, and you can be in charge of the olive oil and moral.

Wendi
12-10-2013, 10:50 AM
https://v.cdn.vine.co/videos_trellis/2013/11/29/49EF6934081018300625462980608_1.3.1_G9_zL_.n3jxo0f qugEpeoOfb5.FmYtJw9QQ8FUBZFfXeVfZwUv8UyS5mQcZ3Oabk .mp4

Ouch!!!

rschap1
12-10-2013, 11:42 AM
That was crazy in so many ways...

Wheeler
12-10-2013, 03:45 PM
We all have those moments when someone says something we can't believe...funny, stupid...

Here we go!

He's a Mangina wrapped in a bunch****.





"There’s no stool left, just stool bugs."
"These people are not eating poop and there are no smelly burps"


By: Turd Burglar

Eli
12-10-2013, 03:53 PM
"There’s no stool left, just stool bugs."
"These people are not eating poop and there are no smelly burps"


By: Turd Burglar

That is just gross!

Wheeler
12-10-2013, 04:16 PM
That is just gross!

That's mild, I should have saved some of SkankerSore's post's. :schreck:

Eli
12-10-2013, 04:18 PM
That's mild, I should have saved some of SkankerSore's post's. :schreck:

Oh yea I read a few. Good thing you didn't save them lol


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28eliminator
12-10-2013, 04:48 PM
You know why I'm a Dolphins fan?.................eh eh, eh eh, eh eh....

:hilarious::biggrin:

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 05:03 PM
Dont you owe someone a tire :D

28eliminator
12-10-2013, 05:08 PM
Dont you owe someone a tire :D

:deadhorsejz2::P

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 05:14 PM
:deadhorsejz2::P

:lmao I thought you'd like that.

Wendi
12-10-2013, 05:58 PM
Ok this is just stupid. I stuck a screw driver in a light switch and sparks flew and I blew a circuit. I think I might have been a little electrocuted. So dumb!!

Eli
12-10-2013, 06:00 PM
Ok this is just stupid. I stuck a screw driver in a light switch and sparks flew and I blew a circuit. I think I might have been a little electrocuted. So dumb!!

Are you ok? If you are that's hilarious, if not I'm sorry for laughing.


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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 06:01 PM
Are you ok? If you are that's hilarious, if not I'm sorry for laughing.


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She's quoting somebody, I'm assuming. Isn't that what this is about? :smackhead

Wendi
12-10-2013, 06:03 PM
Are you ok? If you are that's hilarious, if not I'm sorry for laughing.


Sent from my Bat Cave!!! I'm ok it just scared the crap out of me LOL!!!

Wendi
12-10-2013, 06:03 PM
She's quoting somebody, I'm assuming. Isn't that what this is about? :smackhead No I'm not quoting anybody. Gutter Boy.

Eli
12-10-2013, 06:03 PM
She's quoting somebody, I'm assuming. Isn't that what this is about? :smackhead

Yea, but I guess I'm covering my ass in case she wasn't lol


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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 06:05 PM
I'm ok it just scared the crap out of me LOL!!!

Are you serious? :fsakes

Wendi
12-10-2013, 06:07 PM
Are you serious? :fsakes I'm glad you care about my well being.

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 06:12 PM
I'm glad you care about my well being.

Why in the world would you stick a screwdriver in a light switch, did you burn that many brain cells on the booze cruise?
Punishment and ridicule for stupid behavior first. Concern for well being later. That's how I role.

Wendi
12-10-2013, 06:52 PM
Why in the world would you stick a screwdriver in a light switch, did you burn that many brain cells on the booze cruise?
Punishment and ridicule for stupid behavior first. Concern for well being later. That's how I role.

I fried my brain LOL. I don't fucking no why i did it geez

Unforgiven
12-10-2013, 07:24 PM
Why in the world would you stick a screwdriver in a light switch, did you burn that many brain cells on the booze cruise?
Punishment and ridicule for stupid behavior first. Concern for well being later. That's how I roll.

fixed for you.......

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 07:33 PM
fixed for you.......

Uh oh. A damn grammar Nazi. Now I need to proofread my shit.:D

Wendi
12-10-2013, 07:39 PM
And alot of it i'd say.

Ewwweew

Unforgiven
12-10-2013, 07:44 PM
Uh oh. A damn grammar Nazi. Now I need to proofread my shit.:D

I fiqured i'd help a brother out instead of calling you a villiage idiot...speaking of The Villiage Idiot..where's Grads?

28eliminator
12-10-2013, 07:47 PM
I fiqured i'd help a brother out instead of calling you a villiage idiot...speaking of The Villiage Idiot..where's Grads?

I think he's still driving..

WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 07:49 PM
I think he's still driving..

Should have made it back by now. Probably in a recovery coma..

Eli
12-10-2013, 08:05 PM
They are home...thinking of what kind of work Grads can do so theft can move to HB ;)


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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 08:11 PM
They are home...thinking of what kind of work Grads can do so theft can move to HB ;)


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He should buy the 301 bar.

Eli
12-10-2013, 08:21 PM
He should buy the 301 bar.

Yea! I'll move up there and become the DJ!


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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 08:26 PM
Yea! I'll move up there and become the DJ!


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I think that DJ had his job down pretty good.

Eli
12-10-2013, 08:26 PM
I think that DJ had his job down pretty good.

You haven't seen me DJ ;)

I know how to draw a crowd and get them going :D

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WESTERNAERO
12-10-2013, 08:29 PM
You haven't seen me DJ ;)

I know how to draw a crowd and get them going :D

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How many brass poles are required for that.

Eli
12-10-2013, 08:29 PM
How many brass poles are required for that.

Zero...just need one cheerleading uniform ;)


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Eli
12-11-2013, 09:21 AM
I'm having a tough day dealing with people's personal issues and I've got way too much work to do to actually care. So please feel free to bug me about your bullshit needs and I'll be happy to tear you a new asshole to help you out with expelling your bullshit!

Eli

WESTERNAERO
12-11-2013, 09:24 AM
I'm having a tough day dealing with people's personal issues and I've got way too much work to do to actually care. So please feel free to bug me about your bullshit needs and I'll be happy to tear you a new asshole to help you out with expelling your bullshit!

Eli
Nice, you or someone else. :happy:

Eli
12-11-2013, 09:26 AM
Nice, you or someone else. :happy:

Me……….

WESTERNAERO
12-11-2013, 09:27 AM
Me……….

Uh Oh, someones getting an ass whooping. :box

Eli
12-11-2013, 09:35 AM
Suck my left nut and make my right nut jealous

someone's on a roll today!

Eli
12-12-2013, 05:16 PM
Your understanding…IS INACCURATE!

ELI :D

Eli
12-13-2013, 06:04 PM
I go to the water dispenser to fill my giant jug and both of them are empty. So I grab a 5 gallon jug off the ground place it on the counter and proceed to take off the lid. I lift it to place it over the dispenser and one of the male attorneys says, "wow you're a lot stronger than me, I couldn't lift that. I needed help."

Allegedly he goes to the gym every day.

Eli
12-18-2013, 04:54 PM
Dignity is overrated when it comes to getting results! Good job!



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Eli
12-19-2013, 08:33 PM
I just saw an El Pollo Loco commercial for their dessert that looks like a chocolate marshmallow crepe. There was a disclaimer that said

"food not to actual size"

wtf? We all know an attorney had something to do with that! Who complains that the food in the commercials is misleading or deceptive!! Wtf?


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RVRKID
12-19-2013, 10:49 PM
:shhh::shhh::shhh::shhh::shhh:But i think Chris plans to Advertise on RD's :shhh::shhh::shhh::shhh::shhh:


:tongue::popcorn:

Eli
12-23-2013, 08:12 PM
I didn't see the scars...but then again, I didn't have it in my mouth.





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Eli
01-06-2014, 05:11 PM
At the point where your "muffin top" is flowing down passed your zipper...GET NEW PANTS!


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Eli
05-22-2014, 09:54 AM
Just had the funniest conversation…just a few excerpts

"If you want me to buy you dinner, you better turn into a Calvin Klein model RIGHT NOW!"

"You're not a dumb 20 something year old, but you look like one."

"Gawd, I'd give anything for a rich Santa."

By: Cousin Cathy