Office Grouch

[Stainless]

There is a wench who works in our office and unfortunately is up the foodchain from me a little. Her jobs is contract administrator and in that role she handles subpays. Every once in a while I have to request something and its always a bunch of pissing and moaning about how busy she is. If I print something to the mailroom and she is using the copier she bitches about that, like I can see through the wall to know shes in there. Lastly she has this obnoxious ringtone on her desk phone and usually its her boyfriend calling and she talks to him on speakerphone, and the rest of us have to listen to these two 60 somethings make out. :bangmyhead:

Anyone else have one of these people you work with?

[HB Vic]

You just described a powertripper. Only way to fix that is pull the plug :D

[Eli]

Leave her a nice anonymous note :D


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[riverrunner1984]

Just tell her to....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

[SBS933]

You could Super Glue the speaker button on her phone. :speechless-smiley-0

[Stainless]

Forgot to mention she laughs like a witch, I wish I could get a sound bite of her conversations with bf and her laughing. Makes my skin crawl. :yikes:

[Eli]

Forgot to mention she laughs like a witch, I wish I could get a sound bite of her conversations with bf and her laughing. Makes my skin crawl. :yikes:

What is your Avatar????

[Stainless]

What is your Avatar????
Its to irritate GN7. :D
It's a 2.5 Merc Champ, aka S3000, used in Champ boat racing(USA) and F-1 racing(europe). Weighs about 325lbs and puts out about the same HP. Wanna know more? ;)

[Eli]

Its to irritate GN7. :D
It's a 2.5 Merc Champ, aka S3000, used in Champ boat racing(USA) and F-1 racing(europe). Weighs about 325lbs and puts out about the same HP. Wanna know more? ;)

No, in fact I wanna know less and my eyes can't take anymore. ;)

[Stainless]

No, in fact I wanna know less and my eyes can't take anymore. ;)
:(
Ok, just one last tidbit, it has propelled a DAC to 160 mph, nasty little bitch! :)

[WESTERNAERO]

What is your Avatar????

You're on a boating website. :wink:

[hbchgirl]

Its to irritate GN7. :D
It's a 2.5 Merc Champ, aka S3000, used in Champ boat racing(USA) and F-1 racing(europe). Weighs about 325lbs and puts out about the same HP. Wanna know more? ;)

A more simple answer: an outboard motor lol

[Wendi]

No, in fact I wanna know less and my eyes can't take anymore. ;)

Haha I was thinking t same thing WTF is that thanks for getting the info. Stainless please change your avatar LOL.

[Eli]

You're on a boating website. :wink:
Sexy only please ;)

A more simple answer: an outboard motor lol
I accidentally told Stainless I don't think outboards are sexy (boat related not human related) and he has an outboard ...hee hee

Haha I was thinking t same thing WTF is that thanks for getting the info. Stainless please change your avatar LOL.
Yea! Tell him!!



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[WESTERNAERO]

Haha I was thinking t same thing WTF is that thanks for getting the info. Stainless please change your avatar LOL.

Are you crazy? His avatar is sexy, now. If he changes it, he'll put the walleyed mudsucker back. :deadhorsejz2:

[Wendi]

There is a wench who works in our office and unfortunately is up the foodchain from me a little. Her jobs is contract administrator and in that role she handles subpays. Every once in a while I have to request something and its always a bunch of pissing and moaning about how busy she is. If I print something to the mailroom and she is using the copier she bitches about that, like I can see through the wall to know shes in there. Lastly she has this obnoxious ringtone on her desk phone and usually its her boyfriend calling and she talks to him on speakerphone, and the rest of us have to listen to these two 60 somethings make out. :bangmyhead:

Anyone else have one of these people you work with?

Instead of asking nicely shock her with this "hey wench I need this document now" oh and "the rest if us are sick and tired of listening to you and your BF making love over speaker phone" and report back to us her response.

[Wendi]

Are you crazy? His avatar is sexy, now. If he changes it, he'll put the walleyed mudsucker back. :deadhorsejz2:

Yes I'm crazy!!

[Stainless]

I accidentally told Stainless I don't think outboards are sexy (boat related not human related) and he has an outboard ...hee hee





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Its two outboards on one boat, give full credit please. :cry:

[Stainless]

You girls are mean! :redface:

[HB Vic]

There is a Wendi who works in our office and unfortunately is up the foodchain from me a lot. Her jobs is repo sales and in that role she handles foreclosures. Every once in a while I have to request something and its always a bunch of pissing and moaning about how busy she is with hotboat.com. If I print something to the mailroom and she is using the copier she bitches about that, like I can see through the wall to know shes in there making hotboat cozies and stickers. Lastly she has this obnoxious Justin Bieber ringtone on her desk phone and usually its her man WMC calling and she talks to him on her iPhone on speakerphone, and the rest of us have to listen to these two 40 somethings make out. :bangmyhead:

Anyone else have one of these people you work with?

Fixed it for you. LOL

[Stainless]

Fixed it for you. LOL
Bravo, thats a grand nut kick right there! :wedgie:
:t_lowblow::knockout:

[Wendi]

Fixed it for you. LOL

Haha very funny!

[Stainless]

Haha very funny!
C'mon, that is a masterpiece! :realitycheck:

[Wendi]

C'mon, that is a masterpiece! :realitycheck:
I'm not an office wench, well maybe WMC thinks I am his office wench....

[WESTERNAERO]

I'm not an office wench, well maybe WMC thinks I am his office wench....

It's called a sexetary. :wink2:

[Stainless]

I'm not an office wench, well maybe WMC thinks I am his office wench....
HB said an office Windy, hmmm, does that mean you talk a lot? :D

[Wendi]

It's called a sexetary. :wink2: Gutter really????


HB said an office Windy, hmmm, does that mean you talk a lot? :D I do not talk alot!!!

[hbchgirl]

Fixed it for you. LOL

Literally LOL!!! Good one! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

[Eli]

Its two outboards on one boat, give full credit please. :cry:

I have 2 outboards you have 1 ;)

Sorry are you talking about boats?


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[Eli]

It's called a sexetary. :wink2:

Crap! I went to law school bc I thought it would make me more attractive and my sexetary is getting all the action!!! WTF???


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[Eli]

Gutter really????

I do not talk alot!!!

I don't know why people keep saying that? When we were together I don't think you said 5 words??


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[Paul65K]

I don't know why people keep saying that? When we were together I don't think you said 5 words??


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Cuz.....................SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' CHANCE??? :rolleyes

[Eli]

Cuz.....................SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' CHANCE??? :rolleyes

Easy tiger! ;)


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[Stainless]

cuz.....................she never had a freakin' chance??? :rolleyes

:D


ch3no2

[Stainless]

I have 2 outboards you have 1 ;)

Sorry are you talking about boats?


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Yours would be outsourced.


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Those would be outsourced.


CH3NO2

No mine is an insource!!!


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[WESTERNAERO]

Yeah, and my mind is the gutter?? :rolleyes

[Stainless]

So, I'm gonna fuck with her today. Everyone here parks in the same place, kind of an unwritten rule. I took lunch later and noticed she wasn't back yet and parked in her stall since I'm in a pool vehicle today. Cant wait till she gets back to hear the bitching, he he.

[Tishimself]

So, I'm gonna fuck with her today. Everyone here parks in the same place, kind of an unwritten rule. I took lunch later and noticed she wasn't back yet and parked in her stall since I'm in a pool vehicle today. Cant wait till she gets back to hear the bitching, he he.

Well, that's nice, but THIS is better....;)

27237

[Unforgiven]

Fixed it for you. LOL

I'm glad you fixed that...I was all over it, but I'm aleady on Wendi's shit list...

[Stainless]

Well, that's nice, but THIS is better....;)

27237
That would be hilarious! She's big enough to make a full blast too. :D

[Unforgiven]

Gutter really????

I do not talk alot!!!

I'll call BS on this one...a few shots of Fireball, oh wait...your already talking up a storm

[Stainless]

I do talk alot!!!

:D :p :D

[Eli]

You're funny Stainless!


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[Wendi]

I'll call BS on this one...a few shots of Fireball, oh wait...your already talking up a storm


:D :p :D

So what if I do. I'm outgoing and social. Unlike other people I know. (BORING).

[Stainless]

You're funny Stainless!


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Thanks, if I could just turn it into a profit now. :D

[Eli]

Thanks, if I could just turn it into a profit now. :D

Wouldn't that be nice


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[Stainless]

So what if I do. I'm outgoing and social. Unlike other people I know. (BORING).
Don't change a thing, it distinguishes you. :P

[Unforgiven]

So what if I do. I'm overbearing and loud. Unlike other people I know. (BORING).

fixed for you

[Wendi]

fixed for you
SUCK IT!:boxing8::boxing8:

[Unforgiven]

SUCK IT!:boxing8::boxing8:

since you brought up suck...Shannon says Hotwings or KFC chicken strips

[Wendi]

since you brought up suck...Shannon says Hotwings or KFC chicken strips Either, if that is confirmed I have someone who will do pizza. Let me know ASAP!

[Unforgiven]

Either, if that is confirmed I have someone who will do pizza. Let me know ASAP!

she'll call you in the morning...I need to get some quite time in tonight..we'll be hanging with you all saturday night..my ears will need some rest

[Wendi]

she'll call you in the morning...I need to get some quite time in tonight..we'll be hanging with you all saturday night..my ears will need some rest
:lalala::asshole2::no::tongue: